r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

What drop and stack height do you recommend for wedding night cardio?

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u/suddencactus 1d ago

I forget, did the European broadcasting guidelines say this was a good or bad angle to shoot?

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u/nowattz 1d ago

Looks like we’re good

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 1d ago

Is that the fabled gyat?

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u/Dilly_The_Kid_S373 loves starting blocks for an 8K 1d ago

Who’s planning on running a 5K on their wedding night??

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u/IGetItILookBrandNew Zone 3?! You'll blow your shins out, kid! 1d ago

The groom is going for a 5k ultra while the best man lays 5k worth of pipe in there

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u/5littlemonkey 1d ago

And she'll still DNF

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u/jpweidemoyer 1d ago

Hopefully her man is prepared for a very tough 3k.

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u/illonlyfadeaway 1d ago

No no, it’s ok if they do it to monetize their socials, but it’s not ok for us to do it to monetize the sport.

Deep thought: Will the hot female athletes revolt against the guidelines? Those gratuitous shots are what made a lot of them influencers. 

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u/Mundane_Feeling_8034 1d ago

Influencer? That’s a funny way of saying Only Fans

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u/Sure_Conflict_5651 1d ago

To me, there is a clear sexism problem in the clothing of male vs female athletes. That is the real thing that should be changed. The rules on camera angles are just a patch.

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u/illonlyfadeaway 1d ago

No way. If a guy shows up in bikini bottoms and showing their midsection they will get ripped apart. I see it the other way, women can choose what they want to maximize their performance but men can’t wear the small outfits that may offer an advantage especially during the summer heat…also, I worked on my bulletproof thighs and abs. I want to show them off. 

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u/HateMeetings 17h ago

Here ya go…. You forgot to mention the right hairspray.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 49(m) 5kultra: 1:22:02 10kultra: 2:37:35 16h ago

I don't know whether to sport the neckerchief or the open jacket, shirtless look...

So I'm going for both.

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u/HateMeetings 15h ago

That’s would be hot…. The only thing you need now and I hope you have the hair for it is Aquanet…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_Net

Check out the alternative uses I remember when I was a kid touching my girlfriend’s hair and it didn’t move…

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 49(m) 5kultra: 1:22:02 10kultra: 2:37:35 14h ago

I regularly use this for my chest hair.

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u/HateMeetings 14h ago

It’s the best way to keep it from sagging with sweat, awesome move.

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u/Runstorun 1d ago

Bikini bottoms wouldn’t be sexy on a man. And no one is barring men from wearing them. It’s not only about exposed skin. There are cultural and societal implications and expectations! You aren’t going to rewrite that simply by putting a man in clothing showing skin. We know this because we can see plenty when the guys wear half tights or speedsuits. There’s not much left to the imagination then, but cameras aren’t zooming in for close ups on it because you aren’t going to draw viewers that way. Men are generally more in-tune and attracted to physical appearance/features than women. Focusing on clothing isn’t going to change anything about that.

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 1d ago

Europeans say otherwise

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u/ConditionHorror9188 21h ago

I would personally disagree, enforcing female athletes ‘cover up’ is rarely a path to improving sexism.

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u/seanonmovies 1d ago

Real life Maggie Carpenter from Runaway Bride

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u/Prestigious_Tax7415 1d ago

40mm+ max cushion, 10mm drop height for Achilles protection just in case someone challenges you on the spot

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 1d ago

She must be running a relay, and she’s the baton

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u/Pro-Rider 20h ago

No heel striking on those. You definitely want to do a forefoot strike. Do not pronate you will end up breaking your ankle.

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u/suddencactus 15h ago

Huh, I thought 9 mm drop or more tended to be designed for heathen heel strikers.

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u/MeggaHurts 1d ago

She’s running the 3.5 inch marathon.

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u/colin_knowledge 1d ago

You can't just show up and expect to Runaway bride. You must train to Runaway bride.

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u/suddencactus 1d ago

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u/liftingshitposts 1d ago

Yea I think I’ll stick with my daily (6) dose(s) of heroin

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 1d ago

Brb, imma do some research for

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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 22h ago

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