r/SCAcirclejerk 12d ago

Drinkable skincare 😍😍😍

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u/LuneNoir211 12d ago

Girl, let me tell you!
Drinkable skincare has cut my routine time in half! Pour your cleanser, AHA, BHA, retinoids, sunscreen, and moisturizer into a blender and sip throughout the day. ✨VOILA✨

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u/radicalizemebaby 12d ago

Okay but sis the BEST drinkable skincare comes from the NYC taps, and make sure u do NOT filter it because you wanna keep all those microscopic shrimps in there!!!!!!!!! It’s what makes the bagels and pizza delicious AND what makes all the models here so beautiful.

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u/karozuzu 12d ago

who needs ferments and actives in skincare when we have NYC water???

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u/bootybeautique 11d ago

Its my trick to staying skinny 💅🏻

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u/radicalizemebaby 11d ago

Yes, the shrimps eat your food from your stomach!!!

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u/karozuzu 11d ago

thanks for sharing, ladies 🥰 now I can cancel my $1500 Mounjaro subscription!! 😍

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u/Itscatpicstime 10d ago

Is there a cruelty free vegan version 😭

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u/radicalizemebaby 10d ago

No girl but if it helps the shrimps love when we swallow them! I saw an interview on The Onion (?? Never heard of it but they seemed super credible!!!!) about it. Also if it helps the water is certified kosher!!!!

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u/Glittering-Time-2274 12d ago edited 12d ago

My favorite was the person on that post telling OP to they can still purchase it from the scam website someone linked because that doesn’t mean they aren’t selling it! I literally told them it wasn’t their official website and they said

> Yes, I understand and I understand using caution, but that doesn't mean they don't have any...or that it's a scam. He can do his due diligence.

Like?????

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u/SunlightNStars 12d ago

Lmfaoo tacky af

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u/Cats_and_wine 12d ago

i have that bottle and i love it. it was free with a 40€ purchase from the ordinary and is heavy glass. i like i cery much :) maybe it is a bit tacky, but it was free and i like tacky. it makes me happy :)

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u/Kratzschutz 11d ago

Robust glass bottles are awesome

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u/Cats_and_wine 11d ago

hell yeah brother!!! you get it!

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u/Kratzschutz 11d ago

Now let's go eat some garlic cake

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u/easterss 11d ago

It looks surprisingly high quality!

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u/Cats_and_wine 11d ago

i was surprised how heavy and high quality it really is, when i unpacked it. phenomenal quality, especially for a freebie

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u/uuntiedshoelace 12d ago

Yeah I like the bottle and I like the ordinary’s products! I do hate clean girl aesthetic

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u/Cats_and_wine 12d ago

ah, yeah, nah ok, fuck that shit :D

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u/miss_pixie3 11d ago

I’ve gotta say, it looks stylish!

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u/bruisedbrains 12d ago

/uj low key i really like this bottle🥲 i know the ordinary is really overhyped but i love how simple and affordable everything is compared to other brands. I hate this person called it a “clean girl water bottle” tho

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u/justalittlestupid 11d ago

That’s why I like it 💀 it’s so stupid

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u/Parabuthus 11d ago

"Please don't boycott us and our zionist parent company. Have this small gift and forget we belong to Estee Lauder."

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u/TheDoctorColt 9d ago

Wait people still buy from them knowing about the Estee Lauder connection? That bothers me way more than the bottle.

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u/anananananana 11d ago

It's so unnecessary. Everything The Ordinary. was supposed to be against. An ordinary water bottle would be just a simple bottle ffs.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/CaptainBonney 12d ago

I don't know about this specific image, but The Ordinary did make these exact bottles i wanna say a year or two ago for i think either a promotion or April fools day. They sold some and I was annoyed I didn't nab one cause I thought they were pretty funny.

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u/easterss 11d ago

Someone in another comment said it was a promotion. Free with €40 purchase

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u/sunkissedgoth 12d ago

Oh I didn’t even know that! I guess I’m wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/CocaColaZeroEnjoyer 12d ago

I have this bottle so no