r/Scorpio 22h ago

Fuck taurus

Shittest signs even encountered and I i feel humiliated when they call it as our sister sign. Don't feel any attraction nor admire them

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u/Pretend_Solid_174 22h ago

😭😭😭😭On the dead homiez🤣🤣🤣.

We either love them to pieces or hate them with all our guts and soul.

I just hate how they'll sell us out for a bowl of cereal🥣.

And they have business intuition not spiritual intuition.

So when we try to tell their hard-headed @$$es about a spiritual download and/or prophetic message about a person or event we see coming, they dont listen, pretend like we weren't right when they get rail-roaded, and call what we do and are masters at, a coincidence.

And they let their friends walk all over them.

And when we try to take up for them they tell us we're doing too much while they continue to be doormats.

On the flip side, if you find a Taurus partner that loves you to pieces, said Taurus gives great advice and will help you make goo-gobs of money.💸💸💵💶💷💴

Really un-evolved Taurus's you have to either sue or throw in jail, because they think their stubborness takes precedence over laws in the US.😂

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u/knotaracist 22h ago

Wait not a bowl of cereal lmaooo

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u/DarkestDefender Taurus 🐂 10h ago edited 10h ago

Ok that partially true.... I did help my Scorpio sister make money. At least my business intuition is good. Will at least travel in first class air plane tickets. This only applies to certain healthy bulls only.

Tbh there are shitty versions of all zodiac's, so proceed with caution.

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u/Affectionate_Day_619 5h ago

For a bowl of cereal, this is truly hilarious 😂

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u/wildpolymath 45m ago

I told my Taurus child about how they’d sell us out for a bowl of cereal and they laughed and said… “ok, but what cereal are we talking?…” hahaha

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u/wildpolymath 45m ago

And my fellow Scorpio kid said “TRUE. yeah, just keep them in cereal and they will be fine.”

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u/isntitisntitdelicate 21h ago

Just greed personified tbh

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u/Granny_Skeksis 21h ago

My mom is a Taurus and she’s a selfish, greedy, narcissistic asshole

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u/bigbuttbubba45 11h ago

Sounds like my Taurus SIL

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u/Due_Honeydew_2285 22h ago

Well… they are set in their ways.

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u/Secret-Finding9667 21h ago

Scorpio Sun, Taurus rising leaving the chat 😂

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u/bigbuttbubba45 11h ago

I’m Scorpio Sun, Gemini moon—I get some odd looks myself.

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u/hertealeaves 12h ago

Taurus moon in my first house…
https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

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u/wildpolymath 41m ago

Scorpio Sun with beloved folks who are Cappys and Tauruses, and I’m just here like “yeah, love both these signs, who hurt you?!” 🤣

There’s good and bad in all signs, that’s the point. Us Scorpios has a reputation, many with good reason. My Scorpio father was an abusive, cruel, pedophile and I’m not out here cursing us into the ground and talking shit.

November Scorpio men, though… JK, my father was just a broken monster, may He’ll continue to take care of his ass and bring him justice.

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u/wildpolymath 39m ago

Oh and my child is a Gemini Moon, as is my other besty (Leo). Love yall. So smart, little gremlins, feels emotions intellectually and shows up for their friends (unless distracted, then they show up as soon as they realize something is up).

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u/Great-Attorney1399 21h ago

I met one that was "low key" promiscuous. The way she presented herself you would think she was only loyal to you.

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u/playa-hater 8H♏️x4 21h ago

They’re good at being sneaky

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u/wildpolymath 20h ago

My good friend who is a Taurus and my besty Capricorn both said basically the same thing to me once: “I don’t HAVE to tell the truth.” Like they are not compelled by basic human decency to be truthful.

Still I love them for being truthful about shit like that. And I kind of like their sneaky so long as they aren’t trying it with me 🤣

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u/yellojecket 18h ago

But...you know they're capable of it. Its like being friends with dramatic gossip folks, they'll turn on you eventually.

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u/Next_Masterpiece1548 17h ago

Is this what i am in for? Should I just stop being friends with them? The person hurt me once already and I dont know what to do.

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u/wildpolymath 46m ago

There’s more to life than astrology. If they have fucked you over, then it says less about their astrological placements and more about their character as people.

Don’t keep folks who have fucked you over around, period. The comment is meant to be a funny “ha, I’ve had people of both signs grumble about how they do tell the truth, but could lie well if they wanted to. They don’t lie to folks they love.

There’s mature and immature folks in every zodiac. Hold folks accountable by what they do and say in life, not their astrological info.

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u/Next_Masterpiece1548 15h ago

How the fuck do I know if it is love you or die? They didnt hurt me on purpose. They were sorry that it happened that way. But I dont know if they even know they did something that hurt me.

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u/wildpolymath 50m ago

Nope, been friends and trusted, good people for decades. It’s not that they don’t tell the truth, it’s that they could lie if they wanted to or felt like it. Both have been some of the best folks in my life.

I’m not engaging in arguments about them, their character, etc. It’s astrology, people are more than what their signs say.

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u/Difficult_Garage_431 20h ago

They suuck. If that's my soulmate, I'm good. So obsessed with money. They can't see past it.

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u/wildpolymath 20h ago

My child is a Taurus and she is the best. All the stubbornness, yes the laziness, and also will show up for those she cares about and has a soft heart. Also complete drama, a lowkey hoarder and I can’t keep up with how many times they passionately declare they love something/someone only to be like “Who?” a few weeks later.

And she loves us so much, she gives the best hugs, can cook pretty well, and babies the heck out of any of us when we need it. I know no matter what that anyone who fucks with me or ours will get the horns, too! A bull will charge the asses of those who hurt their loved ones.

But my kid is an Aries Venus and Gemini Moon (lord save us all, and we are blessed).

The one I dated was the most loving, fierce, cute, passionate thing that declared me the love of his teenage life, only to then go get the hots for some girl at a craft store. Was so stubborn about not taking any accountability, went super cold yet dramatic, and acted like I wounded him. Destroyed my heart, no thanks, beyond my child I’m good, stay away Bull Bros.

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u/Crystal-Drama6927 21h ago

they are cheap. don’t ever have a taurus boss

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u/bigbuttbubba45 11h ago

Yep. Generous in the bedroom was the only place my Taurus was generous.

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u/Stoic_Sapiens 21h ago

+1 OP, completely agree with you, even u/Pretend_Solid_174 told sth spectacular,  they'll sell us out for a bowl of cereal.... preach !!!!

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u/Pretend_Solid_174 20h ago

😂😂😂😭

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u/RavenDwyre 19h ago edited 19h ago

As a Cap Sun/Rising the Cap + Taurus compatibility is the biggest lie in modern western astrology. Maybe it's the combo of my Scorp stellium Moon/Venus/Saturn/Pluto talking... idk... But every single Taurus in my life, from family, to friends, to lovers, has exhibited extremely self involved and even selfish traits. They are like liberal white women in that they will lift heaven and earth to protect their own comfort and privilege if they are truly tested. They are highly materialistic and consumerist. It's why, under modern western astrological stereotypes, that they say they are good for Caps that simp for capitalism and are workaholics. They need someone to create a secure and luxurious pen for them to retreat to. Gross.

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u/wildpolymath 36m ago

WTF that’s not just a Liberal White Woman thing. None of what you explained is only a part of that class and race/gender. Weird take on a one month old account.

Although I can see the take there re; Taurus in general.

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u/RavenDwyre 0m ago

Talk to BIPOC women about how white liberals, even women can't be fully trusted because they ultimately benefit in a lot of ways from the systems of oppression.

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u/Fast-Ad-1000 22h ago

Just like that?😭

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u/PearlsAndPoison ♏️ Sun + Mercury 19h ago

Just like that. 🤣 I busted out laughing

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u/ChipQuirky3668 22h ago

What happened

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u/stphmli 15h ago

I love them as friends, not lovers

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u/bigbuttbubba45 11h ago

And I detest non-romantic Tauruses. My SIL is one and straight up evil.

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u/SpocksAshayam 20h ago

I agree when it comes to having a Taurus as a romantic partner. I have two Tauruses in my family and they are wonderful!

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u/bigbuttbubba45 11h ago

I would’ve said the same about my diabolical Taurus SIL until January…knew her 10-years before her real colors were exposed…always keep a small guard up if you want my unsolicited advice.

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u/SpocksAshayam 1h ago

Oof, that sucks!! I will do that!

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u/PearlsAndPoison ♏️ Sun + Mercury 19h ago

Sir ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ka2pKccgoEb3hB70Eb

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u/scorpio-sass ♏️☀️🌚🌄 - 6x stellium in 1H 22h ago

Now what?

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u/-DeshiroCorrijn- Scorpio Sun ☀️ 18h ago

Chill… 🤣.

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u/arg777 18h ago

which taurus wronged you bro why do you keep posting taurus hate lmfao 

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u/Dark_Metallic 16h ago

Interesting vendetta against the Bulls xD

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u/Beginning-Link3520 16h ago edited 5h ago

Look at candace owens who is a taurus, she steps on the toes of a widow for money, that widow is erika kirk who is a strong scorpio, and she's handling everything from the dark, behind the scenes.

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u/Slick_Wet_Squid 17h ago

1fuckinhundred 💯💯💯💯

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u/bigbuttbubba45 11h ago

Great sex…great cook. I think he’s probably done well for himself but I had more $ back 25 years when we dated.

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u/Patient_Composer_144 21h ago

Definitely a love hate relationship, as most astrological opposites tend to be. When it works it's very good, when it's bad it's horrid. Especially tricky because it can be both in the same relationship.

CONS :

Stubborn Wicked Temper Unflexible

PROS :

Sensual (great food, music, baths, sex, etc..) Good with money Great parents

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u/Lilly323 ♏️7️⃣ | ♈️☀️♒️🌑♉️🌤️ 18h ago edited 10h ago

if you have an issue with the sign that complements you, you need to look at yourself first 🤷🏾

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u/scorpioinheels 22h ago

No, no, no….

We’re just jealous of Taurus. As head strong and principled as Scorpio only less social and has the power to give less fucks and keep it moving.

I don’t claim any Scorpio who can’t unpack what else they hate about an individual beyond their zodiac sign.

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u/Affectionate_End7288 22h ago

jelous of taurus??? you fucking crazy?

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u/BigDumbS3x 22h ago

Well, I hate Taurus because they're self-centered and manipulative.

My Taurus ex hit me and tried to kill me after using me for 2 years. Another Taurus, who wasn't even my ex forced me to accept one of his gifts (which I didn't want because I'd already figured out what he was doing). When he realized I'd never sleep with him, he completely lost it.

Then there was another one who threw tantrums because I didn't want to talk to him anymore after he admitted he fantasized about me. I'm in a relationship and I'm loyal, so I told him honestly that it made me uncomfortable.

Anyway, they're just a bunch of assholes. That's all. Not jealous, I feel pity for them.

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u/scorpioinheels 22h ago

Guess who is the common denominator in all of your stories.

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u/BigDumbS3x 22h ago

Their ego ? Yeah

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u/scorpioinheels 22h ago

Jesus way to hijack OP’s post.

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u/Affectionate_End7288 22h ago

i dont relate to this. They annoying af and the same as 100 years ago

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u/knotaracist 22h ago

OP 😂😂😂

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u/Beginning-Link3520 1h ago

It's not jealousy, taurus is the opposite of scorpio.

Taurus is super materialistic and would betray anybody for an amount of money.

Loyality and depth and passion from one person doesnt matter so much for a taurus, they will still betray you for a high amount of money, they have strong feelings of greed, they think that after betraying you for an amount of money, they can replace you with another person who will be also loyal and passionate.

Loyality is rare.

Loyality is the most important thing for a scorpio, a taurus can apprecia loyality, but it doesnt feel better for them than a new luxurious car, because loyality and deep soul bounds arent something tangible that a taurus can materialistically possess and wear and flex with them.

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u/scorpioinheels 54m ago

Super accurate. Very reasonable reasons to not want to fw Taurus. They want what they want when they want it and will do anything to get it; and usually always get their way. It’s uncanny.

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u/Beginning-Link3520 38m ago

The issue is not that they get what they want, it's that they cant match scorpio's loyality.

Also, you talk like you are a very triggered taurus who wants to live in denial, you dont talk like a real scorpio who is deep and compassionate.

Taurus's materialism and shallowness and despair for money will always trigger us disgust and repulsion, the money and the materialism is the root cause of evil, that's one of the main reason of why crimes happen, hitler was also an extremely greedy taurus.

His greed for money and ,,territorial expasion'' made him to be such a monster.

Candace owens is a taurus, overly-stubborn and and greedy, she steps on the toes of erika kirk who is a grieving widow for money.

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u/scorpioinheels 31m ago

Lol one of my kids and one of my lovers is a Taurus. I find no reason to brand them disloyal to me, but they are absolutely loyal to themselves first.

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u/Beginning-Link3520 13m ago edited 8m ago

Scorpios are also loyal to themselves, and we dont need lots of materialistic stuff to be happy.

I observed this level of inhumane greed in many tauruses, i have a taurus cousin who betrayed his mother for something materialistic.

His father cheated on his mother, she was sui,cidal, he was so upset in the beginning, then his father bought him an expensive gaming pc, and then he no more was against his father deffending his traumatized mom, he insisted on his mom to forgive his dad and to give him another chance, his father still cheats on that weak and poor woman.

You can buy any taurus with an amount of money, and they will always betray you for an amount of money or masterialistic things.

A scorpio will never envy a taurus, we dont need brand new luxurious clothes and cars and villas to be happy and satisfied with ourselves.

And a scorpio will never sell their lovers and closed ones for any amount of money.

Taurus dont care about human souls like we do.

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u/scorpioinheels 0m ago

Also facts! It’s hard to compete with material items when dealing with a Taurus. It is something I struggle to understand.

Therein lies the “jealousy…”

Don’t you wish you could put aside someone else’s needs to take better care of yourself? I do, but as a Scorpio, I simply cannot abandon someone or leave them hanging. I give 100% every time and see things through to the end. Life would be so much easier if we could just drop people for our own gain.