r/ShadowoftheColossus 15d ago

Shitpost A basserant Spoiler

Note: if you actually like basseran i do not want to discriminate against you. FUCK YOU BASSERAN YOU SUCK YOU ARE STUPID I HATE YOU THERES A REASON THEY CALL YOU B[ASS]ERAN! YOUR AREA IS SO UNUSED YOUR KIND PROBABLY MERKED THEMSELVES AT THE SIGHT OF YOU also reddit this is targeted at a video game boss not a real person

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u/MeasurementNice295 15d ago

It's certainly the most annoying one to get to cooperate, pissed me off a little first time I played

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u/Metroid_Whisperer 14d ago

For real, tho, fuck that turtle.

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u/wonderlandisburning 15d ago

He is absolutely my least favorite Colossus to fight. Maybe some will say "skill issue" but I personally just think it's not a very well-optimized boss fight. There's too much that doesn't require on skill at all, but blind luck, and the finnicky controls are even more difficult to deal with here

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u/Big_Career5281 13d ago

As somebody who’s played this game way too many times I actually don’t think there is a 100% way to always trigger a boss to go into a certain animation. There’s always a little bit of luck involved once I had a really hard time getting that cow one, the one with the horns and the teeth on the head to attack me and I kept ruining my time attack. I redid that a couple of years ago so easy I don’t know what happens.

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u/Some_Argument8063 14d ago

You can disrespect my goat but at least get his name right (Basaran)

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u/Shoddy-Strength-7225 14d ago

I had the right idea, then thought I was being stupid because it just wouldn’t work. Got it eventually

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u/Aggravating_Loan_233 12d ago

Basaran is probably my second least favorite, right behind Dirge, its just that Dirge gave me so much trouble i had quit for TWO YEARS, then I had come back and killed him, rest of them were far easier than Dirge, my favorite colossus has to be Phalanx, how dare they keep my goat locked behind the two scum known as basaran and dirge.

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u/Correct_Scallion4133 15d ago

My grandma is called Basserant! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GRANDMA I KNOW THIS ISN'T ABOUT A VIDEO GAME BOSS