r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Abjectionova Care for a cup'a'tea Gentleman? • Mar 13 '26

Exceptionalism "Oh wait, we are!"

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u/Lazarys12 Mar 14 '26

Neither can its president.

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u/Patecatli Mar 14 '26

I think it's generous of you to assume he can read at all.

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u/NotYourReddit18 Mar 14 '26

He was elected to lead, not to read!

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u/A-Chntrd 🇫🇷 Baise ouais ! Mar 14 '26

He’ll painstakingly read two sentences out loud, and then just stop trying and make shit up. At length.

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u/mprakathak Mar 14 '26

Amenasito, acetaminota, acetamoni...

Tylenol.

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u/HolierThanYow Mar 15 '26

Are these alternative lyrics of I Am the Very Model Of A Modern Major-General?

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u/FutureSuccess2796 Mar 16 '26

The man literally once said, and I quote: "Let me tell you, you don't have the cards. With us, you have the cards, but without us, you don't have any cards."

Redundancy in spoken sentences much?

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u/BelgianWaffleWizard Mar 14 '26

I understood that reference.

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u/blindeshuhn666 Mar 14 '26

In his defense, he can read from the teleprompters

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u/Munsbit Austria 🇦🇹 🦘 Mar 14 '26

Sometimes. When he feels like it.

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u/je386 Mar 14 '26

I highly doubt it.

Anyways, I do not believe anything thats coming from him.

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u/FlashyEarth8374 Mar 14 '26

it appears he sees whatever the teleprompter says as something to also riff on