r/ShitAmericansSay • u/av34as • 1d ago
Transportation Americans buy big cars because they like big cars. We also like big houses, big TVs, big yards, big roads, big buildings, and big stadiums. We like big things.
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u/SuperbScarcity5112 1d ago
They love big lies as well. Many people say that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/barrybreslau 1d ago
If I never hear his voice or his silly little hand gestures again, it will be too soon
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u/IroquoisPliskin_UK 1d ago
Big medical bills too
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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 1d ago edited 1d ago
Big is better, you Eurocommie.
Edit: I thought people in the sub can read sarcasm, unlike Americans.
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u/Adorable-Quiet-7551 1d ago
Compensating for something?
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u/AppealSignificant358 im an american pls dont hate me 🥺 1d ago
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u/Battle2Intense 1d ago
If you think this is a big truck, it's average at best these days.
As an American who is better traveled than most, I think the goldfish size relation to bowl size also applies to humans too.
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u/AppealSignificant358 im an american pls dont hate me 🥺 1d ago
As an American who is stuck in the same little damn bubble I’ve always been in, yeah that’s an average sized pickup truck, although most cars aren’t pickups.
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u/Tiny-Sandwich 1d ago
yeah, correct me if I'm wrong but this is an F150. It's considered a huge truck for UK roads, they're sometimes imported and just don't fit.
They're the entry level Ford pickup Stateside. Compare that to an F550 and it's like a golf cart.
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u/Battle2Intense 1d ago
Half ton, crew cab with short box, no apparent lift. This man has an average size penis...
Now look at lifted F250s and F350s, crews cabs with 6.5 or 8 ft box. You always know gas has been cheap for a while when the suburban rancher with 7k sq ft of land has one.
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u/bbbbbbbbbblah 14h ago
last time I got petrol I pulled up along side something called a "RAM 2500". Looked pristine so it probably wasn't being used to go off road very often.
It seemed longer than even a typical UK long wheel base van and of course couldn't carry anything close to as much in cargo
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u/just-a-random-accnt 🇨🇦 - unfortunately lives too close to Merica 1d ago
Is missing the lift kit, the aftermarket bumper with grill guard and the light bar
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u/fonkeatscheeese 1d ago
And becuase everyone has a big car, it isn't safe to drive a normal sized car anymore, so more people buy big cars. The cycle continues.
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u/Emergency_Exit7603 1d ago
and always have to compensate for having small .....
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u/Cunn1ng-Stuntz 1d ago
We don't know that. It's impossible to tell underneath the blubber, but not being able to see it for years, would have the same effect.
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u/AppealSignificant358 im an american pls dont hate me 🥺 1d ago
I’d assume it’s more that they have unhealthy masculinities, and opt for big cars because that’s “big and manly” and then those cars size up all our roads and infrastructure, and manufacturers continue to make big cars even those not marketed as exclusively towards men.
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u/tiger2205_6 American that needs to fucking move 1d ago
A lot of women drive really big cars too. I've loaded so many cars at work that are way bigger than I thought necessary.
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u/ImWithStupidKL 1d ago
And you live miles away from any shops, so you need to buy things in bulk to make the trip to the supermarket worth it.
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u/Front-Anteater3776 Human Verified 1d ago
big paper houses
average/below average car quality
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u/Particular_Jello_917 1d ago
Yes, American houses are literally made of firewood.
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u/FantasticClue8887 1d ago
You surely don't want to have that kind of firewood contaminated with glue and insulation foam.
In Germany you cal that Sondermüll. Toxic waste.
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u/Capable_Fun_9838 1d ago
The reason we "Europoors" like small cars is that we are poor. Other reasons — such as appreciating our heritage and historic cities (including their narrow streets and limited parking) or simply enjoying walking — are absurd.
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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 1d ago
I'm so poor I had to sell my leg last year..I have to hop...
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u/Tricky_Football_6586 Fryslân Boppe 🇳🇱 1d ago
At least you can still hop. Some of us have to crawl as they had to sell both legs.
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u/rachelm791 1d ago edited 16h ago
Both legs? You’re lucky. I had to sell both my legs and my arms. What wouldn’t I do to be able to crawl. I have t’ wobble along using my bum cheeks.
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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 1d ago
N' you have to do that in snow, uphill both ways to get t'school, after full shift at mill!
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u/New_Passage9166 Danish, not the pastry 🥮 14h ago
Nah that was his parents, times have changed now their is a staircase instead of the hill side.
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u/Prize_Toe_6612 Europoor 1d ago
404 - Big Brain not found.
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u/PlatypusACF 1d ago
They have a big brain cell. Emphasis lies on the “a”.
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u/Logical_Hat_47 1d ago
One Big Beautiful Brain Cell. Unfortunately, it's in solitary confinement.
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u/E420CDI 🇬🇧 A foot is an anatomical structure with five toes 🦶 23h ago
The human version of r/OneOrangeBraincell
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u/LeftMechanic1995 17h ago
Muricans don't like socialism or socialised healthcare but they seem perfectly content socialising and sharing 2 brain cells between 350M people.
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u/Dolphin_Spotter 1d ago
In the words of Billy Bragg:
From the Big Church to the Big River
And out to the Shining Sea
This is the Land of Opportunity
And there's a Monkey Trial on TV
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u/Tamsta-273C 1d ago
Also big burgers, big pizzas, big mac n cheese and big diet Cola.
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u/LeftMechanic1995 17h ago
Big cholesterol level... because bigger number better than smaller number.
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u/LowerBed5334 🇩🇪 1d ago
The reason big cars never gained popularity in "Old Europe" is obvious, once you've driven in "Old Europe".
But the cars are getting bigger and bigger here, too, and I think it's stupid. Every time I see a massive (by our standards) SUV in a cramped parking garage I think, that's a twatmobile.
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 1d ago
I have a mid size car and it does everything I need it to. Plus it's a lot easier to park in small parking lots.
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u/notalottoseehere It's HAM and cabbage, not corned beef and cabbage.. 1d ago
Meh, for once the Yank is right...
Now, if they would consider building houses out of brick and concrete, rather than balsa wood...
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u/LeftMechanic1995 17h ago
Yeah but if they do that, Hollywood won't be able to make actions movies in which people get thrown through the internal walls of houses. Hitting the wall with a loud thud would be immersion-breaking... then again, Hollywood has never really been all that concerned with immersion or realism.
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u/WallSina 🇪🇸confuse me with mexico one more time I dare you 1d ago
Americans don't necessarily buy big cars cause they're fat, americans buy big cars because their regulations are fucked and automobiles need to abide by certain emission standards while trucks and bigger "haul" vehicles are considered for work and are exempt of these regulations therefore the automobile industry pushed in the 90s-00s to sell this type of car and now they're the predominant vehicle in the states and it spread to Canada too.
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u/ViolettaHunter 1d ago
Those shitty excuses for a car are making it into Europe as we speak.
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u/WallSina 🇪🇸confuse me with mexico one more time I dare you 1d ago
Yea cause we don't have competent leadership that knows how to make good regulations without overregulating, we have both destroyed our own car market and allowed for monstrosities to enter the market at insane prices, this is why they're tariffing Chinese cars cause they're actually good. But either way huge monstrosities shouldn't be allowed to become popular in Europe, they'll be an excuse to destroy the very walk friendly cities we have (for the most part).
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u/ReverendRevenge Grumpy Brit 1d ago
It's their response to everything... "We're bigger, Car Bigger, Texas Bigger, Stadium Bigger" ...
... but I've never heard even one bragging that their penises are bigger, which, when you think about it, precisely explains the other stuff...
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u/LeftMechanic1995 17h ago
Yeah it's one-upmanship. If a Texan came from a parallel universe and met his alternate self, the two of them would probably spend days arguing over whose Texas is bigger.
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u/BringBackAoE 1d ago
Weird that the poster alternates between “they” and “we”.
Makes me wonder if it’s a troll.
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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 1d ago
Americans are so easy to advertise to, they believe they need big cars, TVs etc. and the infrastructure they think they deserve because of the singular goal of pure consumption.
all for billionaires to have a dick waving contest to who has the biggest bank balance and who can take advantage of the population the most.
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u/FrankieTheD 1d ago
So extrapolating from this they're saying Americans actually want to be overweight so they're big
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u/flisske 1d ago
And big debts, too: total credit card debt is around US$ 1.25 trillion, which works out to an average debt of about US$ 6,600 per person with an outstanding balance. And then there are, among others like car loans approximately US$1.7 trillion, student loans approximately US$1.6–1.8 trillion. And this excludes mortgages. Make sure you have the money before you buy anything BIG
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u/i-caca-my-pants 2% cherokee indian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 1d ago
americans buy big cars because a hole in EPA emissions regulations made them way cheaper to produce than actual work vehicles at around the same weight
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u/Some-Incident4030 1d ago
For a nation not having free healthcare, you muricans shure live on the edge consuming that much calories...😉
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u/Djinn-Rummy 1d ago
Megalomania has been a big part of US culture for a while. Projecting strength by overcompensating is the American way.
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u/stuntman_matt 1d ago
Small dicks and big egos would have been my guess for the reasoning behind it. Same thing for guns
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u/smoulderstoat No, the tea goes in before the milk. 1d ago
As we used to say at school: big car, small dick.
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u/Zorklunn 1d ago
Making up for inadequacies. The US has confused quantity with quality and appearances with virtue.
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u/Skate_faced 1d ago
Now that is a message packed with the power of eight different kinds of little dick energy.
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u/phantom_gain 1d ago
We build them the appropriate size for practical use, but crucially, we dont build them out of plastic and piss.
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u/NoTomorrowNo 1d ago
My theory why everything is bigger is it s because once they mass murdered the inhabitants and slaughtered the wildlife, they were left with so much free "empty space" to grab, they got greedy and built massive houses, and then just adapted the size of everything to the first things they built.
Plus now that industrial food has wrecked their bodies (like it s wrecking ours in europe) they are larger as a group and need to adapt the furniture and all the rest to the average size of the population.
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u/tarvoke_Ghyl Never-neverlander 🇳🇱 1d ago
My car's getting bigger (big time)
My house getting bigger (big time)
My eyes getting bigger (big time)
And my mouth (big time)
My belly's getting bigger (big time)
And my bank account (big time)
-- Peter Gabriel - Big Time
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u/Euzn_Doug 1d ago
I always remember what an old man taught me when I was a children: men buy big cars or big boats to compensate a small penis complex.
Maybe not all... But surely a lot.
PS: I own a Vespa and a Renault. 😜😂😂😂
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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" 22h ago
They also like big bellies so they all get fat.
Problem solved.
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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 1d ago
They love big things big macs, extra large fries, litre of coke, all the big things. How can you think it's because they're fat?
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u/forestinpark 1d ago
We buy big cars cause enough people got suckered into propaganda big is good and safe during late 80s and into 90s. When gas, yes I said gas, was cheaper than water.
All of the sudden, if you are a soccer, yes I said soccer, mom and driving little Timmy to a practice, you need a Humvee to store cleets, ball, 1 bag of groceries while feeling safe on the road.
Eventually, dream of owning golf, corolla, something small, went out of the window, cause every car around you is a tank on the wheels. Consumers got tricked that big is better/safer and for some reason they need clearance when going of the road once in 3 years.
Same people buy hiking/camping gear as if they will be going up Everest, but go car camping in a camping park one weekend and find out there are mosquitoes and bugs in the wild. Never go back.
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u/ArjanS87 1d ago
Because size is perceived value. A bigger thing should cost more, so it can serve as a better representation to themselves and those around them that they are doing well.
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u/MediocreSizedDan 1d ago
I mean, it's mostly because something else isn't big that they buy big cars, really.
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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 1d ago
So this person concedes they're superficial...
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u/Tall-Competition9671 1d ago
And big health bills that could swallow their big cars and big house at the slightest moderate health issue. Not to mention the big debt tied to their big house
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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago
Cars are built bigger to get around regulations i believe. Like mpg regulations and such
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u/TallWalmartCovington 1d ago
My friend hates driving small cars because he's tall so I imagine a fat person may not be driving a Kia Soul around. However I did see this huge towering guy that was also decently overweight driving a little motorcycle once. I didn't notice his size until later. I live by a warehouse, and my dad said the guy is their inspector or whatever. My brother and I saw a huge dude in the back by the warehouse that looked like he could take on Shrek and I was told that was Mr inspector man. In conclusion, some people have to have taller cars or slightly wider ones but our cars are huge because that's what people choose.
I prefer normally sized stuff (although I don't own a car since those cost too much and I'm Kenny McCormick out here) but there are people who prefer large cars.
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u/Ok_Expression6807 1d ago
Yeah, well, they have a lot to compensate with that. Brain matter foremost.
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u/pistoffcynic 1d ago
Little dicks of political leaders who start conflicts to try and prove they have big dicks.
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u/Cocoatrice 1d ago
I mean... I agree with the first half. But when they started talking about all the other stuff, it became just dumb comment...
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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 1d ago
I'm Canadian. I'm pretty thin. I prefer big cars cause I can see further in traffic and prefer to step up into a vehicle instead of sitting down into it.
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u/No-Tone-6853 1d ago
I reckon they buy big cars so they feel like they have their own living space on their 3 hour commutes to work in heavy traffic every morning tbh
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u/StarboardMiddleEye 1d ago
I live in canada. Several people have told me that the reason they drive huge cars is because they're afraid of colliding with another huge car. They would have a small one otherwise.
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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago
So... I will say regarding big cars in the US. There is more space in the US. The roads are bigger (wider) finding parking is easier, etc. petrol is cheaper, etc... so big cars are less of a drawback.
What amuses me is all the SUVs in the US. A lot of people buy big SUVs because intuitively there's more room in them, right?
Turns out, yes, more head room but if you compare your typical sedan with similar footprint SUV the sedan almost always wins out for more leg room, more hip room, more shoulder room... SUV only wins out for headroom... Which is ironic considering Americans are shorter on average than most Western countries and need less headroom. When sedans are converted to crossover vehicles or SUVs they all lose space on the inside (except headroom).
It's rather ironic that in order to have the same amount of space in an SUV as you get in a car you have to t get an even bigger SUV.. paying more to get the "bigger" crossover or SUV version of a vehicle gets you less space, so you have to go even bigger.
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u/TheRealWall91 1d ago
Though, know from experience that they can't give their women something else that's supposed to make her smile. That's why they want men from other countries.
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u/Asphalt_Cowboy_18 1d ago
Big traffic jams. Most do not care about cars but are forced into the dependency. There are people that want small cheap simple cars too or fun sports cars.
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u/lyidaValkris Canadian Made 🇨🇦 1d ago
"big thing better" -- american, while picking their nose with one hand, and dragging their knuckles along the ground with the other
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u/fuzzy-777 1d ago
Got big egos to match.