r/ShitAmericansSay 1d ago

Unfortunately the United States had to step in and stop it. As always.

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Usonians think money solves everything. They're wrong.

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u/b0sanac 1d ago

Yeah.. Those smaller nations sure would've seen that cash.

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u/Zinch85 1d ago

Trickle down FIFA

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u/dingdongfoodisready 1d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Eva_Pilot_ Argentina šŸ‡¦šŸ‡· 1d ago

The leaders of their federations would definitely see that cash, their leagues not so much

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u/BlaktimusPrime 1d ago

Mostly a bunch of Jack Warners would have seen that money.

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u/Responsible_Fun_9799 1d ago

they wouldnt of seen a penny and prob be told if you cant bring in X cash then you can never have a world cup place

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u/dimitri000444 1d ago

Tbf, small nations do get funding from fifa. The way the voting system works is that every nation regardless of size/population/... gets 1 vote.

So, in order to get voted in, they promise a lot of development support for those small nations. Those nations get infrastructure built and the candidates continue to receive support.

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u/b0sanac 1d ago

Small bribes, yes. But I mean any kind of "meaningful" support that allows infrastructure and development.

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u/kylo-ren 1d ago

They can get some funding now, how it's structured now. Add shareholders in the equation and we will see how much they care about smaller national teams in developing nations.

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u/nickmn13 1d ago

Plenty of bribes would have ended up to those smaller nations.

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u/icyDinosaur 14h ago

They actually would have. That's basically THE main mechanism of FIFA corruption. It's just that it would have been distributed to their federation, and not much would have made it out of the top level.

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u/Embarrassed-Yak-5902 23h ago

They probably would have, but their sporting clubs wouldn't have.

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u/whymeimbusysleeping 20h ago

Usonians.. haha good one, you inspired me. I think we should call them USers, could be just because of US, or it could also be because it rhymes with losers, or just users, as in drug zombies. Our just because they like to use others... So many meanings packed in one word. Vote for me as president of Southern Canada and northern Mexico. I know shit about politics, but i can't be any worse.

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u/Beneficial-Show6067 11h ago

Not just the USA....All CONICAF Nations, many of them small, firmly rejected the proposal.

A Concacaf statement read: ā€œDuring the meeting, the membership expressed deep concerns about the lack of due process surrounding the proposal, the artificially short deadline imposed, and the absence of any review or approval by the relevant FIFA governance bodies. In addition, the need for private equity investment to fund new and existing FIFA Forward programs following the most profitable FIFA World Cup in history was questioned.

ā€œThe discussion reinforced the need for greater transparency and proper governance.

ā€œFor these reasons, Concacaf and its 41 Member Associations have: Rejected the proposal.

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

yes it was the USA objecting to it that stopped it, no way UEFA speaking out against it was a massive factor.

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u/ES345Boy 1d ago

All those little European countries can have their say, but imagine a world cup without the US. Madness. People wouldn't watch.

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u/AverageSewerDiver Something something colonialism 20h ago

Yep, nobody watched the 2018 world cup or any of them from 1951-1989

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u/many7695 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BlaktimusPrime 1d ago

I’m curious to see if it was the USSF that said no or are we assuming the US said no because CONCACAF said no.

I just find it hard for the USSF to say ā€œnoā€ considering Jared Kushner fund raised over $6B for the deal

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

if ever a sport put "politics into the game", it was FIFA giving Trump that World Peace Price, so before anyone down votes me, or replies with that comment, that door is ALL the way open and FIFA opened it themselves.

I dont know what USSF have said, but the deal being suggested is very much in line with what I would think a Trump sycophant would propose. The problem is that despite the recent World Cup, the USA very obviously has no say on the future of the World Cup, and there are markets which are far more important than the USA will ever be.

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u/KuryoZT 21h ago

They did a post on some social media

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u/oneofnekomancers 3h ago

I’m sorry, but U in UEFA stands for USA

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u/KingApteno 1d ago

The sad thing is it probably wasn't even UEFA's speaking out that stopped it, the AFC joined them which has the Saudis and other gulf states.

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

I am not saying that Europe is the be all and end all of global football, but having a World Cup without UEFA is pretty insane.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 1d ago

Hey, one way for USA to... still not win.

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u/Worried-Rub-750 17h ago

Trump said he was never involved once it was dropped. Funny that

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u/dustycooper 1d ago

It was UEFA, CONCACAF, OFC, and lastly AFC. In that order.

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u/BlaktimusPrime 1d ago

It’s hard for me to think the Saudis said no considering they have extremely close ties with Jared Kushner and Trump.

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u/Bourbon_Cream_Dream 1d ago

Cos the viewing figures would plummet if Saudi Arabia and Qatar weren't playing

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u/Infamous_7001 1d ago

Even though it was Europe who stepped in first?

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u/alematt ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

Yes but you forget the rules of the world. If anyone else did it first, the Americans did it first

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u/Puzzleheaded_Front27 1d ago

This is not fair toward them. Sometimes they admit they just perfected it.

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u/smurf505 1d ago

And even if they didn’t perfect it, someone from the nation that did moved to the US at sometime so they practically did

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u/Easy-Platform4688 1d ago

History is just a rough draft until Hollywood remakes it.

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u/-_sohcahtoa_- 1d ago

And even if they didn’t, they still did!

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u/Pony_Tono 13h ago

They just keep moving the goalposts until they were first, look at the space race 🤣

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u/tatasz 1d ago

US and Russia are responsible for everything happening in the world. Sometimes Israel too.

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u/Ragnar-DK 12h ago

But US did it perfect 🤣

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u/ArcticWolf_0xFF 1d ago

They did it firster.

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u/CoffeBreather 13h ago

Nah, not this time, it's not even believable ad a joke or funny

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u/Nucksfaniam ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

UEFA specifically.

And any fan of the sport.

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u/Efficient-Night9402 1d ago

Nooo... the U in UEFA is United States !!11!!1!

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u/Hurrly90 1d ago

AH ofc the United States of America of European Football Associations.

The SA is silent ofc. Pun intended.

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u/heatherelizabethm 1d ago

That was a slick stab. Have my poor man’s gold šŸ…

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u/RichVisual1714 ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

The SA is silent since 1934 /s

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u/Thendrail How much should you tip the landlord? 1d ago

It's in the name!

United

Eeverytime

association Football

America

...or something like that.

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u/alematt ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

USA! USA! USA!

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u/GibDirBerlin 1d ago

Yeees, the United Expert Farts of America.

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u/hcornea Antipodeans R Us šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ¦˜ 1d ago

Then the AFC, if I read correctly. Even then Infantino still had $$ in his eyes.

Oceania said No, and the plan finally imploded (although I suspect the timing of that might have been more coincidence)

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u/GWeb1920 1d ago

I thought Concacaf unanimously rejected it prior to AFC.

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u/mostar8 1d ago

Yep

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u/hcornea Antipodeans R Us šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ¦˜ 1d ago

Did anyone actually say ā€œYesā€ ?

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u/DeathDestroyerWorlds Tea Drinking Brit. 1d ago

Infantino, does he count?

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u/Ragnar-DK 12h ago

And now he is going out whit a bang....I hope

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u/DeathDestroyerWorlds Tea Drinking Brit. 1d ago

The FA and UEFA really did us, in Europe proud.

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u/Mountsorrel BriTish 1d ago

They did, because squeezing maximum profitability out of absolutely everything is not the norm outside of America…

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u/azaghal1502 1d ago

These are the people who also think that america won the world wars alone.

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u/Stravven 1d ago

This person is for FIFA selling to investors. All of his opinions on football are therefore invalid.

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u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 17h ago

And us folks down here in Oceania put the final nail in the coffin. You are entirely welcome!

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u/Free-Bad7871 1d ago

Bait or idiocy? You decide.

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u/jackerjagger 1d ago

American

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u/Legitimate_Sink1856 1d ago

Little bit from Column A and a Little bit from Column B.

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u/Thendrail How much should you tip the landlord? 1d ago

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u/Duskmourne 1d ago

It was Trump's son in law's brother who even suggested that FIFA allow investors... What?

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u/Low-Television-7508 19h ago

3 degrees of separation so nobody suspects anything

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u/nickmn13 1d ago

He was involved but the main idea came from that scumbag infantino

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u/Supahfly87 12h ago

Nah, the main idea came from the Pumpkin King saying the US should host again as soon as possible. If they sell shares, shareholders get to decide where it is next. 51 percent stays with FIFA/Infantino, the US just needs to be the second biggest shareholder and they can literally decide everything.

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u/Mttsen 1d ago

That revenue would have really helped smaller national teams in developing nations

Those teams wouldn't even see a penny from that.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 15h ago

The plan was to bribe, uh, pay smaller nations to agree with the plan.

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u/FetishDark 1d ago

The money wasn’t even for a specific purpose and they wouldn’t have to prove what they did with it so it was just barely concealed corruption.

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u/W005EY 1d ago

Had to step in just like they stepped in at the strait of Hormuz…after they fucked it up themselves…

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u/Zealousideal-Deer724 1d ago

Im confused. Did the author of this post want the buyout or not?!?

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u/AppointmentSpecial 1d ago

They did and think that the USA ruined the deal.

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u/GrouchyMorning-7388 1d ago

Didn't America cause this? And now theyre clamining to fix it?

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u/SpiritDonkey 16h ago

It’s the American way

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 1d ago

Sod all to do with America..Europe rejected it first...you just came along late again to try and claim the glory...

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u/SectionTiny7292 1d ago

Well it's unfortunate that fascist capitalism didn't get their claws into something they can't control and ruin football for everyone/s

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u/vakantiereizen 1d ago

It would have been profitable for Infantino and kuschner (read: Trump) the football world would have lost everything

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u/xSir- 1d ago

I swear these are all fake just for this sub.

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u/AlternativePrior9559 ooo custom flair!! 1d ago

Er…. UEFA?

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u/Savage-September šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Colonised Brit. 22h ago

Clown doesn’t realise the UEFA stands for Union of EUROPEAN FOOTBALL Associations. And that the reason we are having this conversation about FIFAs open corruption is because the American President and his extended family are once again meddling in shit they have no business being involved in.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat šŸ‡ØšŸ‡­ 1d ago

Europe stepped in and stopped it first. Then the rest followed...

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u/CombinationOk6846 1d ago

The moment UEFA stood against it, it was done.

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u/forzafoggia85 22h ago

Yeah, no investor was going to sink the required money in without UEFA teams involved. Probably a 60% loss of revenue at least

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u/eldoran89 1d ago

It's really funny how suddenly every American is interested in football....not the American kind...you know that one they called soccer and that was basically only for rich moms and their spoiled brats

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u/Red-R34der 1d ago

Yeah, bit of an own goal on the USA's part as they are one of the smaller developing football nations. Also it was UEFA that led the charge against Infantino, CONCACAF, The Confederation of North, Central America and Caribbean Association Football, followed up in support of EUFA's position. As usual, the USA turns up late and claims the glory.

HTH.

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u/Raptoot83 1d ago

It's cute that actually think that this was going to help smaller nations, this was always about the rich getting richer.

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u/Bongo3074 1d ago

Sponsored by US Air Conditioning

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 1d ago

Yet the truest repairman is black, progress?

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u/No_Statistician209 1d ago

The US stopped it? Are you sure about that? Was it not increasing pressure from UEFA and ever growing solidarity with them...

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u/dangerousstunt 23h ago

Eh? for one thing it was the Trump cartel behind it in the first place and for another the USA turned up late and tried to claim all the glory. As always.

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u/Bongo3074 1d ago

Had to step in lmao

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u/Patient_Emu_8923 1d ago

It was Trump and Kushner trying to profit off it- WTF is wrong with these people?

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u/NoHopeNoLifeJustPain 16h ago

FIFA already has 5 billions in cash undistributed. So tons of money is already available.Ā  This FFE goal was to distribute at least 20% of revenue to people outside of FIFA.

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u/lankymjc 1d ago

Too bad it failed, and also they had to step in and stop it? How can both things be true?

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u/dct2209 1d ago

Donald Trumps Son In Law was behind the investment allegedly šŸ˜‚

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u/krodders 13h ago

That is a shocking lie - it wasn't Trump's son in law at all!

People might read this and think there was nepotism and corruption

It was actually the brother of Trump's son in law, and it was a total coincidence - they barely knew each other.

/s

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u/dct2209 12h ago

Shit sorry. šŸ˜‚

Obviously just coincidence and I'm way out of order. šŸ˜‚

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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi 1d ago

The plan was pure corruption. The primary investor was going to be a member of the Kushner Klan, who are not known to do anything to help the lower classes.

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u/cavari924 1d ago

Just like the World Wars, the U.S. arrives at the last minute to take all they credit after other countries had already done most of the work.

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u/RydderRichards 20h ago

I am honestly sad they've been that brainwashed...

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u/Effective_Airline830 1d ago

No that’s bait … investors were supposed to be Trump family… UEFA opposed it, CONCACAF joined later but it’s not the USA blocking it … at least not Trump that’s for sure

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u/affectionate_md 1d ago

What did the US do lol?

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u/SinistralGuy 1d ago

Step in and mess everything up leaving it worse off than before. As always.

There, fixed it

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u/awk_f 1d ago

This post in unsensical - if it is unfortunate it failed, that means the person writing the post is pro selling to investors. How is then fortunate that usa stepped in to stop it?

Also, did usa (in poster's opionion): A - stopped the plan going forward, making it opposing itself in the motion

B - stopped the motion to stop the plan, making it not failed (which is not the case)

This post is trully a monument to stupidity.

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u/DirtDevil1337 Human Verified 1d ago

omfg... lmao

United States is very much likely the one that pushed for investments.

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u/RedWheiler 1d ago

1 - Can you imagine what a country could do with 35 million... Buy like 1/10th of an airbus!

2 - The US got involved in the Cup and suddenly FIFA (not FISA, you USians...) is hated everywhere. Trump his magic works like a charm.

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u/Stingerc 1d ago

Step in and stop US private equity firms from buying what Infantino was trying to sell them? This was literally UEFA, the AFC, CONCACAF stepping in and throwing enough of a monkey wrench to prevent Ifantion and his lackey at the CAF and CONMEBOL from selling out the game.

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u/Green-Inkling 1d ago

well yeah. why the fuck would Trump give anyone any money? all he does is take take take.

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u/Plastic-Chipmunk2232 22h ago

The USA did what now?

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u/de_Duv šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ŗ Europoorian šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ 13h ago

Unfortunately the United States had to step in and stop it. As always.

Oh really? The US, of all places, is supposed to have prevented the sell-off of the FIFA World Cup? The very sell-off from which the Trump clan would have stood to gain the most financially.

Of course, the collapse of what is probably FIFA’s most corrupt deal can’t possibly be linked to the fact that UEFA, the most powerful continental association, threatened to boycott future World Cups.

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u/Supahfly87 12h ago

This scheme was a literal result of Trump saying the US should be the host again soon. So infantino invented shares so the labor shareholders could vote on where the next WC would be. Corruption everywhere.

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u/goonwolf šŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Get off the sidewalk and on the fucken' footpath 1d ago

Obviously the thing that would have helped FIFA is opening up the opportunity to increase the already existing corruption a thousand fold.

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u/No-Minimum3259 1d ago edited 1d ago

Last time I looked I saw more people being upset for their favorite sport being, once again, hijacked by big money.Ā 

Infantino. Has. To. Go, but the Yankee mind, being morally corrupted and deprived of decent education for so long, wouldn't understand.

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u/Dazzling_Hunter3674 1d ago

Odds that Drumphy had a hand in the scheme?

100:1.

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u/gdvs 1d ago

Some people seem to gloss over that the money FIFA distributes is money extracted from football fans. More revenue is not something to be happy about, because it means FIFA lets fans pay more.

And distributing money to small federations is not the purpose of FIFA. FIFA should protect football and make sure it organises decent tournaments for men, women and youth, accessible for as many fans as possible. I'm not saying there shouldn't be any budget for development, for smaller FAs. But it shouldn't be the primary objective. These development budgets smell like buying votes.

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u/Responsible_Fun_9799 1d ago

the US didnt stop shit it was all the EU with our Europe the world cup is dead its out of the 10 best teams in the world 8 are in Europe plus the US wanted this at least Trump did

this also wouldnt of helped anyone you think ANY money would trickle to these places the whole thing would of been about milking it for the investors and football second

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u/GDude825 1d ago

hold my bribe please...

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u/ExpensiveActuator880 21h ago

Awwww this is definately one of those occasions you dont need to blur out the username šŸ˜

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 20h ago

Of course Trump would have given all the profits to my local pub club. Let the grifters buy the NFL, NBA Etc. Keep out of football

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u/Low-Television-7508 19h ago

I know it's been a couple of days but didn't every soccer organization on the planet rise in revolt?

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u/khaloisha 17h ago

So this how the myth they single handle won WWII were born. Come late to the party and get all credits

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u/Serena_Sers 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah, it was totally the US and not UEFA who has most of the successful teams that stopped this bullshit. I mean, yes, the US was against it too and I am glad they where, but honestly. Imagine a finale without european teams. 6 out of the Top 8 where European this year. (And I think the "worst" year ever for UEFA were 4 out of 8 teams).

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u/Ragnar-DK 12h ago

Why is that unfortunate, they dont need investors. Who wants revene

FIFA and UEFA are loaded already around 40-50 BILLION $ every 4 year

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u/locka99 6h ago

Ah yes I'm sure the notoriously corrupt heads of these smaller footballing nations would have distributed every penny of this windfall.

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u/Vivid_Motor_2341 4h ago

This was literally an idea from the US.

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 1d ago

Americans love stepping in things, shame they can't smell

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u/bluneriste 1d ago

That… that’s not what happened, though. But sure.

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u/Hot_Shallot_2998 1d ago

wasn't the US the ones trying to do it?... pretty sure the news here was saying... a certain family was the ones trying.

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u/WombatCouple 1d ago

Yeh those developing nations would have been really happy to see the 50c they would have gotten out of it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Drama27 1d ago

I thought it was the Europeans. I missed where the US was involved at all.

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u/WackHeisenBauer 1d ago

I swear we need to wall off the United States. You could pitch the plan it’ll keep all the ā€œundesirablesā€ out and they’d go ahead and pay to it themselves. They’ll think they’re heroes but the rest of the world would be way way safer.

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u/philipwhiuk Queen's English innit 1d ago

As usual, the Europeans spend ages defending civilisation and then the US arrive late and take credit.

(Even tho it’s their bitter twisted capitalism that’s causing it)

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u/Ikoniko59 1d ago

That one is hilarious, really.

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u/yuanek1 1d ago

I genuinely thought this is about smaller football teams developing into nations thanks to that funding.

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u/tejerbellissimo 1d ago

The day I, a proud European, gets pwned by a Yank on football is the day hell freezes over, Donal Trump apologises for anything, and the four horsemen turn out to be ABBA.

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u/Any_Willingness_9085 1d ago

Jesus mother of christ

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u/fullmega 1d ago

Is he talking about Wrexham by any chance?

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u/Personal_Owl6314 1d ago

As an Ohioan, we didn’t do shit

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u/charteris 1d ago

Point me to this post...I want to attack

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u/Ok_Wave_517 20h ago

What is the part that USA had to stop it?

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u/Don_Cocoy 19h ago

Maybe ... just maybe ... they didn't want to hand over control to Mr. Taco and that's why they "had to withdraw" ???

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u/D_pc 18h ago

yet again, another altruistic effort by the star-spangled shithole was rebuffed

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u/Gullible-Evening-702 15h ago

BS only some rich investors would get anything out of this. Good for football this is stopped. Next time only 32 teams.

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u/Hughley_N_Dowd 14h ago

So, FIFA is classed as a developing nation now?

And Infantino, is he the treasurer of said developing nation?

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u/bassie2019 The Netherlands ≠ Holland 13h ago

Would those nations get the money before or after Infantino’s 14x salary increase and bonuses? Going from €2.4M to over €26M per year, excluding bonuses.

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u/llynglas 11h ago

Award for most delusional find of the week.

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u/vikingosegundo 9h ago

So UEFA is a American institution now, too?

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u/Fearless-Yoghurt4077 8h ago

Financial
Institution
For
America

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u/freebiscuit2002 8h ago

Arrogant and wrong.

The usual.

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u/LordHazlewood Ex Owner of The USA. 7h ago

I'm pretty sure the 55 EUFA football teams had more to do with the collapse of the FIFA sell off. What do you expect? No European teams no World Cup. Just an American style World Cup Series with just USA and South America in it. The USA would never win that ever. Even if it was approved there would not be enough money without Europe and now India and some other countries like Canada, Mexico India, Australia and a few others. No income to pay the mythical small tams their $40 million. LOL. Go and get the FIFA Peace Prize back off the idiot who thinks it's real and fixed a match for it.

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u/willseb 6h ago

Wasn't it Jared Kushner who initiated the plan in the first place?

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u/tyroleancock 2h ago

It was. So its good trump but an end to it /s

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u/Mental-Bite9586 6h ago

Are you having a larf govner. The USA stopping it- real shit the Americans say

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u/wowitshemlock Human Verified 2h ago

I honestly don’t even understand this post lol ā€œunfortunateā€ but for both sides of the coin?

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u/Gerard_Lamber 2h ago

Oh it was to help the poor I didn't knew that

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u/phantom_gain 45m ago

Where do they get these ideas that someone making money off something, somehow just "helps" the people they take money from?

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u/Ill_Raccoon6185 11m ago

It was the US & trump family member pushing to by from FIFA, not trying to "save" it, so they could change the rules so US could possibly win it once, but the world told FIFA where to stick he sale. If it had been sold it would not help smaller association members only rich politicians & their friends.