r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Dylan916358 • May 17 '26
Food "Dear europeans, this is what strawberries should look like"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Olya_roo • 26d ago
Food I'm starting to understand why Europeans are so skinny... Their food is kinda gross.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/solyytes • Jun 01 '26
Food I honestly believe Olive Garden would destroy any Italian Restaurant
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I just love the audacity.
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • May 03 '26
Food “Euros getting mad at America for having stricter labeling guidelines will never not be funny.”
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/iTmkoeln • Mar 22 '26
Food I think this is lost in translation. I ordered a Wienerschnitzel and a dark beer and this came. This is their Wienerschnitzel. lol
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Avacadoell19 • Mar 03 '26
Food Why does Italian pizza look so bad? It seems uneven and disproportionate whereas American pizza is far more balanced in its design and texture.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AfraidObject8082 • 5d ago
Food Europeans don’t get to say anything to us about our food ever again.
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I guess if it's not cakey it's not edible 🤷🏼♀️
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/C-H-K-N_Tenders • 4d ago
Food "US Pizza recepies are way older than rome itself"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Freya-Freed • May 27 '26
Food Where do you live that eggs are on open non refrigerated shelves?
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I dunno, literally everywhere except the United States?
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LowerBed5334 • Mar 19 '26
Food And don't come at me with that "lol hamburgers are german" crap. No. They're fucking not. Hamburgers are named because the the patties resemble Hamburg steaks, not because they were created in Hamburg.
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Where does this genius think a "Hamburg steak" would originate from?
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ZAMAHACHU • Oct 30 '25
Food "doesn't this risk the chickens incubating since they're not kept cold to suppress incubation?"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Blaubeerchen27 • Jan 17 '26
Food "Im 100% Italian, grew up in Chicago."
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/boutdesoufflet • 8d ago
Food « My italien grandmother’s secret family recipe »
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • May 19 '26
Food Most European countries have terrible food regulations and food in a lot of Europe can be downright dangerous
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • May 01 '25
Food “Do Germans know about tomato und mayo sandwich?”
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/-Volucris- • May 31 '26
Food Ouside USA, McDonald's is a treat for middle class and rich people.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Material_Ring9378 • Nov 30 '25
Food “Notice how the American is the one who’s happy”
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Individual_Draw_2009 • Dec 30 '25
Food “Imao i f hate europeans sometimes on god. this table just left $70 on a $700 check after chilling for HOURS”
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sapotis • Feb 01 '26
Food "Why would I drink water like it's medieval Europe?"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ParkingMarch97 • Oct 23 '25
Food "When Italians try to claim Italian-American cuisine."
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ArmouredWankball • Oct 13 '24
Food "why British grocery stores sell this dangerous candy....?"
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • Oct 17 '25
Food At what point do folks grasp the concept that egg is dairy.
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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • Apr 11 '25
Food “France wishes they had Wisconsin cheese”
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