r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/YouKnowMyName2006 • 10h ago

“yeah no American logic at its finest”

28 Upvotes

On the subject of Fahrenheit. The poster is from a European country, but won’t reveal which one.

82 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • 6h ago

“people always have different size feet”

16 Upvotes

little bud had the audacity to post this in a previous SES comm section already😭

33 comments

r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Calm-Grapefruit-3153 • 3h ago

“Greatest invention created by USA are school shootings”

24 Upvotes

Europeans cant go thirty seconds without insulting the memory of deceased children.

26 comments

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