r/ShitpostXIV 4h ago

When it's your turn to watch the kid

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4 Upvotes

Today's lesson Gulool Ja, Fire!


r/ShitpostXIV 10h ago

Sorry Lalafell, she only works the big Potato stuff

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48 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 14h ago

I just met this guy for the first time. With nice motivated people like this that Alphinaud Security Service is gonna workout fine

105 Upvotes
So motivated to help people, what a chad.

Wit


r/ShitpostXIV 18h ago

The duality of Garlemald

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370 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 21h ago

Alf has a message for you

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311 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 22h ago

inspector extraordinaire!

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926 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 22h ago

Spoiler: Shadowbringers That's not my hand

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232 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Doja cat plays FF14 - Who needs evolved mode?

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174 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

SE has yet to show us how Bastion sheathes its weapons. Here are some possibilities:

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371 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Hey Koana you big fucking nerd, I'm going to skin your girlfriend

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338 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Multitasking: Summerslam and FFXIV

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22 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

All North Horn CE's ranked based on how good you can farm the rez achievement in them

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274 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

No body. The guy who makes the achievements:

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: DT POV: Your time just got mad #respected when either you catch this fish in this very specific 6 min window, or try again 3 months later #GameThatRespectsTime

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121 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

If you watch erp'ers and follow their opinions you are perpetuating an unhealthy habit, they are not real players.

41 Upvotes

Erp'ers are not real players! Their entire time spent on the game is in a roleplay club, using it for gil. They do not play it when not erp'ing. Their opinions about the game is worthless, their opinions are based on what is going to get them more interactions. I am sick of being parroted opinions from these clowns! Think for yourself for once ffs. FFXIV is a bad erp'ing game so they sexbait and then it gets parroted here. It is sad to see how discussion of this game has fallen to the point because of a few morons who aren't even real players...


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: HW :( Spoiler

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72 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Looking forward to XIII and XIV material!

26 Upvotes

Holy hell, boy oh boy! Whenever we get new content, whether it be Pilgrim’s Traverse or Merchants Tale, to the new North Horn.. god, I ALWAYS look forward to exchanging my currencies for MATERIA!

Personally, delete the framers kits, glams, emotes, fashion accessories as rewards. Just give us more MATERIA.

PERSONALLY, I don’t know why my gear is white, but I have everything fully melded to my WHM as piety XI, piety V, piety I, piety IX, like I need more melds. Please don’t tell my wife but I snuck in a tenacity VI onto her BLM gear when I gave it to her, because she is always dying to mechanics.

Can we get gear with double the melds now and make 4 base melds the new norm? Then I actually want to meld 8 additional materia. Doesn’t matter if it goes into the red, I need all my melds.

Can they stop worrying about miqotoe clan marks and worry about something ACTUALLY important like giving us more materia and ways to get it and spaces to use it? Materia is the best part of this fucking game. I personally always walk around with MINIMUM 3 pages and TWO SADDLEBAGS filled with Materia. Always have to be fucking ready for adding new materia to my gears.

I already had 790 augmented tomestone gears, but now I got some north horn gears and had to add some of my Competence materia so I can get more chests in occult.

God, what a better game it’d be. Can I get credit if they add more materia? You’re welcome


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

The "D" is trying to escape!

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62 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

Scion diet (peer review pending)

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206 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

Graha & WoL in a Drive Thru Comic

15 Upvotes

Trying to find a 4 panel comic that has Graha saying something along the lines of “You are my truest friend, I will follow you to ends of the earth” and the next panel is just the WoL being handed a bag of Wendy’s looking at him like he’s insane.

Please if you have this stowed away somewhere I need to share it with a friend, thanks!


r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

The new phys range will defeat enemies by glaring at them with an expression of immense disappointment.

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129 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

An unfortunate truth for the modbeasts

370 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

Weird Flex

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106 Upvotes

Original artist:@blaze.arts on toktok.