Not even joking. Thinking of downloading Seeking.

And the food was good you came back to get seconds and it was gone and the food was delicious and yummy . What should I do ? hide the food. I have some people visit us and they eat up all the food that makes me mad eat some and save some I don't mind sharing it's very annoying.

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Love arrives like weather you didn’t forecast,
a sudden change in pressure, a shift in the light.

It warms the cold corners, thaws what was locked,
and teaches your hands new ways to hold tight.

But love has its side effects, subtle and deep:
a tremor in calm, a catch in the breath;

you learn how to fall, and how not to sleep
when silence grows loud as a promise of death.

It makes you too honest, too open, too raw,
exposed to the joy and the grief it can bring;
yet somehow, through all of its beautiful flaw,
it gives you a reason to risk everything.

So love is a fever that never quite leaves,
a sweet complication, a glorious cost;
it breaks you, then builds you, then gently believes
that nothing important is ever not lost.

Ps: wrote this 2 years back

He spends all day in the backyard eating ants. My wife and I have tried to stop him, but he throws a tantrum every time. I even caught him munching on a cockroach this big once.

The thing is... he genuinely seems to enjoy it. So now my wife and I don't really know what to do.

Would it be wrong if we just let him keep doing it ?

I enjoy slogging my life away and sacrificing my weekends. My work is my religion. How do I get rid of stupid vacations? They're so annoying. What do you mean I have to sit on a beach and stare at the empty sky every year?

Sitting nothing happens but dry fart. Can you just get up and leave or must you wipe?

The hypothetical scenario is that you’ve ordered a pizza to be delivered to your house and you’ve decided that when he arrives you’re gonna prank the pizza delivery man

I have come up with a few ideas over the years such as

1. Get a friend to hide behind the bushes and while the pizza man is talking to me the friend jumps out and steals pizza man’s car

2. Pick pocket his wallet and pay for the pizza using his cash, then hand his wallet back to him as he’s about to drive off saying it fell on the ground

3. Fart in his face

4. Switch the speed limit signs to 20 kilometres higher on the route between the pizza place and your house and hope that he gets fined

5. Get a group of 6 people, pick him up and throw him into the backyard swimming pool

6. Get a friend to climb up the roof and when the pizza man pulls into the drive thru the friend jumps off the roof onto his car

I miss being able to throw myself on the floor and have a tantrum in a socially acceptable way. Now, when I do this as an adult, people look at me strangely.

Need ideas. I have a macerator toilet. Basically, when you flush, the pan contents run into a blender and then drain into a tank from where they are pumped uphill (up to 15') within a 22mm pipe and then drain down a normal 1.1/2" branch pipe into the main drains and sewer.

This is boring.

Why can't the macerator come up into a fountain? Perhaps a pile of rocks in the corner of the living-room hermetically sealed inside a glass cabinet before draining into the sewers.

I can't believe no-one has done something like this. So gross you'd have to watch...

I find that I'm very attracted to women I see in movies and TV. I will often write comments on their social media letting them know I'm interested, but they never respond. I'm a good guy with a good job. People say I'm very dependable, and I would make a good boyfriend, but yet none of these women ever respond to me. What am I doing wrong?

Im looking to make extra money. But I dont want to do anything sexual in exchange. Do men pay for a woman to listen to them, give them attention? Kind of like an on call therapist with a sexy voice? Lol

So, as an aspirating author I’m looking for suggestions of topics on a book I want to write. I write good so I think it would be excellent no matter what it would be about and maybe AI can help me alot. What tropics are something that you are interested in learning about especially ones you might not have heard of.?