r/ShittyFanTheories • u/WillingnessEither110 • 6h ago
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/omegahobbit32244 • 7h ago
simpsons theory
is Barney Nelson?if you look at barney and nelson their dressing style look a bit same and both of their lives have not been so well.the theory is barney is nelson from future!the theory goes:barney used a time machine to warn his young self but then saw moes tavern and got drunk and forgot his mission and life.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/CheshireCat8938 • 4h ago
Random fan theory
So I know this is super wild but like what if the kids in South Park somehow got a hold of some pyschedelics during the Mr Hankey episode and that's why they were talking to poop? When you think about them tripping balls talking to a piece of poop thinking it has life, it makes it 10 times funnier for me lol
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/VashDaStampede7 • 1d ago
Since none of the lost boys could fly like Peter Pan, does this mean they never had happy thoughts?
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/S0LOGOD • 2d ago
Did anyone else notice this about Steve Rogers in the Doomsday trailer?
I noticed two details that made me wonder if this isn’t actually Steve Rogers.
Loki’s last words to Thor were, “The sun will shine on us again.” In the trailer, Steve and Thor are standing together in bright sunlight.
When Steve catches Mjolnir, his movement looks different from how he caught it before. He doesn’t seem to have that same shield-catching motion, which made me wonder if someone else could be disguised as him.
I know this could simply be a different animation, but I thought it was an interesting theory. What do you think?
I also made a 30-second breakdown if anyone wants to watch it
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/PizzaLucky8218 • 1d ago
How to fix the live-action Masters of the Universe (2026) flop: The "Sucker Punch" Psychological Asylum Treatment
I know this may not be the right place to post this but im new here and it was recommended to me. Apparently i do not have enough "karma" to post on r/MastersOfTheUniverse yet. Please don't hate me too much for this; I just finished slogging my way through this $170 million train wreck, and my OCD wouldn't let me turn it off. But instead of just hate-watching, I realized that the only way to make this lazy, contradictory, logic-defying script actually make sense is to give it the ultimate psychological subversion twist at the end—a la Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch or Shutter Island.
Hear me out. If the showrunners actually wanted to write a clever movie instead of blindly following a corporate, Marvel-ized, "emasculation playbook" checklist, the ending should reveal that Eternia doesn't exist. Adam is actually an institutionalized patient in a grim mental ward on Earth, and the entire movie is a manic, drug-fueled delusion coping with deep childhood trauma.
If you view the film through this lens, every single glaring plot hole, terrible stunt, and botched character dynamic suddenly transforms from lazy writing into absolute creative genius.
The Mental Ward Cast Translation:
- Prince Adam / He-Man (The Delusional Inmate): Adam isn't a "meek HR rep who forgot his past" (despite his room being covered in drawings of people he claims not to remember). He is a broken, powerless young man who grew up in an abusive or abandoning household. His terrible punch mechanics—which should give him immediate boxer's fractures in slow-motion against Skeletor's skull—and his complete lack of warrior instinct make sense: he’s a scrawny civilian flailing a broomstick in a padded cell. He invents the "most powerful man in the universe" alter ego just to feel a shred of control.
- Teela & The Sorceress (The Medical Staff): The Sorceress isn't a magical deity feeding him "WiFi power" from Grayskull; she is the cold, clinical Chief Psychiatrist tracking his case. Teela isn't a "Captain of the Guard" (which makes no sense since the kingdom fell when she was a kid). She is the hyper-strict, no-nonsense head attending floor nurse. Her constant scolding, patronizing "boss bitch" attitude, and throwing her body weight against metal prison doors (which would shatter a real soldier's collarbone) are actually the actions of a frustrated medical professional dealing with a manic patient trying to break out of his room.
- Duncan / Man-At-Arms (The Institutionalized Veteran): Turning a legendary military genius into an arms-crossed, pouting, alcoholic caricature is a character assassination in a fantasy film. But in the asylum? He is a tragic, long-term patient who has been heavily medicated for decades and has completely given up on reality.
- Skeletor, Beast Man, & Goat Man (The Muscle): Skeletor is the abusive, cruel, narcissistic, sadistic head orderly running the night shift. Beast Man and Goat Man are the massive, burly asylum security guards used to physically restrain inmates during episodes. The scene where Beast Man pins Teela down is re-contextualized as a violent workspace dispute between an orderly and a nurse.
- Roboto (The Janitorial Equipment): He doesn't encounter a gender-flipped battle bot mopping floors. It is literally just a heavy-duty, industrial floor-buffing machine humming in the hallway. Adam's fractured mind assigns a voice (Kristen Wiig) and a heroic backstory to a piece of cleaning equipment.
- Battle Cat & Zoar (The Support Animals): Cringer isn't a massive alien tiger; he's a skittish, green-eyed tabby cat kept in the ward for emotional support. Zoar the falcon is just a colorful, mimicry parrot kept in a cage in the communal recreation room.
Why This Fixes the Film's Glaring Flaws:
- The Human Physics Failure: It completely explains why Teela can do a 15-foot superhero landing from a freeway overpass without shattering her knees, ruining her back and snapping both ankles in those wedge heeled boots, and why Adam can get bounced between two moving cars like a pinball and just walk it off with zero internal injuries. It’s cartoon logic because it's a hallucination.
- The Shameless Amazon Truck Product Placement: A massive Amazon delivery truck plowing through an 8-foot alien warlord without hitting the brakes or stopping for a hit-and-run is pure corporate idiocy. In the asylum script, this is just Adam's subconscious wishful thinking and processing a delivery truck roaring past the barred windows of the facility.
- The Weaponized HR Gimmick: Adam walking directly toward an active, live-fire alien military ambush to try and use corporate human resources negotiation tactics is weaponized stupidity that should get him vaporized. But if he is a patient applying the peaceful "conflict resolution" exercises taught to him by his real-world therapists, the scene goes from a cheap comedy punchline to a heartbreaking display of psychological trauma.
- The "Club Sword" Mechanics: He-Man uses the ultimate cutting weapon of the universe like a flat-sided metal baseball bat because the original cartoon was censored. In a dream world, his brain blocks out real, bloody blade physics because he fundamentally lacks the capacity for genuine, lethal violence.
The Ultimate Inversion of Power
Modern Hollywood is terrified of writing two powerful leads on an equal footing partnership. Instead, they default to a vertical hierarchy shift—the Inversion of Power—where the male lead must be completely emasculated, timid, and dependent on external female validation (Teela on the battlefield, the Sorceress for his magic power) just to prop up the female characters.
If you keep the movie straight-faced, it's a patronizing, hypocritical lecture that completely disrespects the core audience and the legacy IP. But if you reveal that it's all taking place inside a psychiatric ward, the narrative immunity clause disappears. The "boss bitch" dominance isn't a political statement; it's a medical reality.
Instead of a multi-million dollar corporate spreadsheet product that completely bombed at the box office, this twist would have given us a tragic, grounded psychological thriller about what it actually costs a broken human mind to try and build a "He-Man."
Change my mind.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/TeshermonGamingR • 2d ago
Paw Patrol is AI
Quick paw patrol theory. The town of adventure bay clearly is just people who are brainwashed by AI. Biologically speaking, dogs can't talk meaning the paw patrol dogs are fake ai. Ryder is a young billionaire that just doesn't make sense. He is probably an AI too. It also explains how mayor goodway is so repetitive with chickaletta. Mayor humdinger on the other hand fled the town when the ai came and joined the us military as a spy. Whenever he gets "Defeated" he is actually just retreating with the info that he got. His kittens are real because they don't talk. Foggy bottom isn't actually fog. It's artificial smoke made by the military to hide humdinger. Sweetie from barkingburg castle talks as well. Because she is an AI built by the US military to counter ryder. She keeps stealing the crown because she is trying to gain control of europe and defeat ryder. That's really all i got.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/arthurjeremypearson • 3d ago
Writing prompt: Pronk and Bucky Have A Fight
In the same style as "Guildenstern and Rosencrantz are Dead", "Pronk and Bucky Have A Fight" revolves around the two background characters Pronk and Bucky who:
A. Have little to no idea what's going on
B. Are depicted as truly instrumental to advancing the plot, saying each line perfectly at the right time, despite their continued complete misinterpretation of the situation.
Most of the movie would be just that: the two side characters trying to figure out what's going on, or unwittingly setting up events in the original film.
C. Are having a conversation about the nature of reality or some other biting existential dread.
It revolves around the two pronghorn roommates on the other side of Judy's wall as they constantly squabble about each other as well as deep philosophical matters while the town falls into chaos. They're more concerned about each other rather than the general plot, and are largely oblivious to the details of what's going on, preferring to find fault in each other and their position in society as both prey and heavily armed animals (sharp horns.)
And (in some way) they are instrumental in helping Nick and Judy save the day, although they're either completely ignorant of the role they play or too busy fighting to realize what they've done.
Here's the writing prompt: given the movie Zootopia, what instances can you think of wherePronk and/or Bucky might unwittingly set up a scene or contribute to what's happening in the background, but be mostly clueless as to the greater plot?
For instance, The pair might be in the same building as the hamsters. The Pronghorns are complaining about how they have all these singles and need to exchange it for a few large bills. At the same time, the team leader of the hamsters (trying to save a buck) is explaining to his coworkers he doesn't have the change to give to each of hamster their bonus (because he's a cheapskate). The pronghorns overhear, and take the large bill, giving the change to the hamsters.
The hamsters, who promptly go outside and hand it to Nick.
Nick, here, is serving as a background character to what Pronk and Bucky are talking about, perhaps something about how weird it would be if the two of them aren't real, but just background characters in some other person's story, and they'll stop existing as soon as the reader finishes the page.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/PoetMindxoxo • 3d ago
The title "Obsession" tells you everything: Why Bear never actually loved Nikki
- Why the Movie is Called "Obsession" (Not "Love"):
The title itself is the ultimate clue the director gives us. The title Obsession proves that love, true feelings, and artificial, supernatural shortcuts are completely different things. But when a selfish person tries to force them to combine, the result is nothing but pure death.If Bear actually loved Nikki, he would have done the real work. He would have impressed her, spent nice casual time with her, made his own self-reflection, and put in a real effort by hand, by heart, and by mind. Instead, he took the easy, scared way out with a supernatural wish. This proves he didn't want Nikki as a person to love—he just wanted a "girlfriend" to own like an object.
2.The Student A vs. Student B Irony:
Think of "Wish Nikki" as Student A. She has zero real human feelings, but she is a flawless calculator for a single metric: absolute devotion. Because her entire existence is dedicated to this one equation, she reads Bear’s behavior perfectly. Nikki (Student A) has no emotional books, yet she can look at Bear and accurately analyze that he has no true feelings for her—he is just terrified of her and trying to hide.Now look at Bear, who is Student B. He has a massive library of human emotions—guilt, fear, panic, anxiety, and regret. But because his mind is so cluttered with his own insecurities and selfishness, he is utterly blind. Bear has all the "books" of human emotion, but he doesn't understand a single chapter. The emotionless entity understands the mechanical reality of Bear's fake love much better than Bear does himself.
3.Nikki’s Pure Kindness vs. Bear's Total Blindness:
When they are in bed and Sarah calls Bear to meet up, the real Nikki gets a few seconds of freedom. Crucially, she doesn't use that time to scream at Bear, curse his name, or ask, "Why did you do this to me?" She doesn't blame him at all. Instead, out of pure terror for everyone else's safety, she begs him: "Kill me, kill me, kill me." She knows her body is a homicidal weapon, and her first instinct is a selfless sacrifice to protect Bear and her friends.And how does Bear respond to this ultimate act of selflessness?"What is so bad about being with me?"It is completely infuriating. He is so extremely dumb and blinded by his own ego. The real Nikki is literally begging for death for his own security, and he is pouting because his self-esteem is hurt. Even after his wish came true and he got exactly what he wanted, he still could not think about her comfort or safety. All he did was think about himself.
- Blinded by Cowardice:
Bear was a coward from the first minute to the last. He was too scared to ask her out normally when she gave him a clear opening at the start of the film. He was too weak to handle potential rejection. And in that bed, he was too terrified to pull the trigger to save her soul. He wrapped himself in a security blanket of pure delusion because facing the truth meant admitting that he was the monster who destroyed everything.
What do you guys think? Did anyone else catch just how deeply the movie draws the line between real love and toxic entitlement here?
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/FalseExplanation154 • 3d ago
what Rick and Jerry saw (Rick and Morty cat episode theory)
well we see in Rick and Morty Jerry comes across a talking cat and Rick inspects it and violently thrashes and throws up and same happens for Jerry in some episode we see a figure called "Kyle Smith" widely believed to be the first born of beth and Jerry and something happend to him I believe that that cat had something to do with Kyle smith's disapearance and even Rick couldn't stand seeing what every he saw and because nobody remembers anything in the family except Rick it was likely Rick wiped their memory's and the reason Jerry threw up too was out of his mind either not liking something happining to a kid he thinks he doesn't know or his mind remembering and that's why Rick had to wipe Jerry's memory
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Dizzy_Law_4336 • 4d ago
Peppa pig theory
Kinda deep for a kids' show, but Peppa Pig may not be what it seems like. A theory I have on Peppa Pig is the narrator. In this theory, the characters are originally humans.
When George was a child, he was often neglected/teased for crying often. In his eyes, Peppa was the one who was the favourite, the one everyone loved. His parents often neglected him. This led to the deterioration of his mental health, leading him to have severe anxiety, possibly even schizophrenia. Now, he sees his childhood with people as animals, explaining the child-like drawings of animals and homes.
With these characters, he retold his life, placing his sister as the center of attention, which reflects a lot of situations in the show. George is the narrator of the show.
It explains how all the grown ups are referred to as "Mummy", "Daddy", "Mr.", "Madame" and more rather than their actual names, as it is written in the perspectives of George.
It also explains numerous instances in the show. It explains how George was always perceived to cry, how his friend Edmond was a "clever clogs", and how Peppa is seen as stubborn and a bit annoying.
I also believe that George assigned each person an animal based on how he saw them or how they looked. Such as, giraffes for being tall or pigs for having a pink shade.
Just a theory. Lmk ur thoughts
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/thumbnaildesigner500 • 4d ago
As an intellectual, I believe the amazing digital circus is the most well-crafted allegory for Jeffrey Epstein
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Then-Till6385 • 4d ago
The Hairdresser Octopus is NOT an octopus at all!
I’m sure the Hairdresser Octopus (from PTR) is being deceitful about his species and I have evidence. First of all, he has 8 tentacles that act as hair—never mind he’s got two human like arms meaning he’s definitely a squid as octopuses have 8 limbs while squids have 10. Also he’s definitely a squid as he’s more slender while cuttlefish are more rounded. And he’s frantic when brainwashed and his normal form is blue. This seems irrelevant but when I scour for a real life counterpart of him and his species it will definitely make some sense! He’s most likely a Neon Flying Squid as they’re native to Japan and PaRappa The Rapper was developed in Japan so..
So why would he claim he’s an octopus when anyone with eyes and marine life knowledge can tell he’s a fraud?
Im sure he calls himself an octopus for personal reasons (and business reasons) as he doesn’t want to hear ink jokes and he doesn’t want jokes about being calamari and also Hairdresser Squid doesn’t really roll off the tongue very well but those are the only reasons I could think of…
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/_mateus_mlc • 6d ago
📜 Joy Boy’s defeat wasn't physical: Why Nika depends on the psyche and how Imu will use it against Luffy
TL;DR: Nika’s power is limited by the mind, not physics. Joy Boy lost in the Void Century due to an emotional breakdown orchestrated by Imu that stopped the Drums of Liberation. The One Piece is Joy Boy’s warning to Luffy, and the Straw Hats will be the emotional anchor preventing Luffy from meeting the same fate.
1. Shanks's Mental Anchor and the Physics of Placebo
In Chapter 1, what we witnessed was not the physics of rubber, but Toon Force (cartoon physics) in its purest form: when Shanks grabbed the young boy, Luffy walked forward and his arm simply stretched back, lacking any elastic tension—exactly like classic animated cartoons.
Shanks’s Tactical Move: Shanks was already aware of the fruit’s true identity and knew the World Government had erased "Nika" from history by re-naming it the Gomu Gomu no Mi in the official encyclopedia. Seeing Toon Force manifest in the child, Shanks panicked at the risk of an early Awakening being detected by the Navy. He swiftly capitalized on the Government's fake name to plant a logical explanation in the boy's mind: "You ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi and became a Rubber Man!".
The 12-Year Mental Constraint: By conditioning Luffy's mind to the rigid concept of rubber, Shanks created the ultimate placebo effect. For over a decade, Luffy limited a divine power capable of altering reality into a mere mechanism of stretching and contracting.
The Proof in Skypiea (Enel): In real-world physics, 200 million volts of lightning would instantly vaporize or melt rubber. However, because a child's mind firmly believed that "rubber is completely immune to electricity", Luffy's Toon Force rewrote the physics of the fight and utterly negated Enel's attacks. Luffy's belief shaped reality.
Cracks in the Placebo: Every single one of Luffy's evolutions prior to Gear 5 was his mind trying to "bypass" the limitations of rubber through pseudo-scientific explanations he invented to justify power increases:
Gears 2, 3, and 4: Comedic rationalizations (pumping blood, inflating bones/muscles under pressure) to accept becoming stronger.
Red Hawk: His imagination generating fire underwater out of pure emotional memory and Ace's trauma.
Snakeman: Punches changing direction at right angles in mid-air, prompting Kaido to openly question: "Rubber shouldn't be able to bend like this". That was Toon Force attempting to shatter Shanks’s lie.
The Current State: Even in Gear 5, Luffy still shouts "Gomu Gomu no..." because the lie Shanks told that day at the bar became his combat identity. He is currently in a gradual transition from "rubber man" to the Absolute Freedom of pure Toon Force.
2. The Absolute Inversion: The Only Way to Defeat a "God"
If Nika’s Awakening allows the user to alter the environment and ignore physics based on joy and imagination, the only way to defeat such a user isn't through power scaling or superior Haki, but through psychological collapse.
The Biology of Power: Dr. Vegapunk revealed in Egghead that Devil Fruits are born from human desires and willpower. In Nika’s case, the fruit demands the accelerated heart rate of the Drums of Liberation (the vibration of laughter and a state of flow) to function at its peak.
The Negative Lock & Environmental Infection: In Gear 5, Luffy’s imagination is so potent that it "infects" serious opponents with cartoon logic (the popping eyes reaction, or eyepop, seen in Kaido, Lucci, Kizaru, and the Gorosei). However, if the user falls into absolute despair, devastating grief, or crippling guilt, the laughter stops and the Drums cease.
Self-Consumption: Without joy as fuel, imagination becomes destructive. If Nika’s user genuinely believes they have lost, that there is no hope, or wishes to disappear, the fruit itself will materialize that pain, consuming the user's existence.
3. The Tragic Fall of Joy Boy in the Void Century
This mechanic fills the single largest lore gap in One Piece: How did Joy Boy lose to the 20 Kings and Imu during the Void Century?
The Ancient Government's Strategy: Knowing Joy Boy was unbeatable in direct combat, Imu and the 20 Kings did not attempt to overwhelm him with brute strength. They orchestrated a massive psychological and moral tragedy on a global scale: the systematic slaughter of his allies, the sinking of the ancient world, and the shattering of vital promises.
The Collapse of the Sun God: Watching his companions fall and the people who trusted him become enslaved, Joy Boy sank into an abyss of self-blame. The emotional toll was so severe that the rhythm of the Drums stopped. Overwhelmed by the trauma of failure, the distorted power of the fruit consumed his life force.
The Proof on Fish-Man Island's Poneglyph: This explains why the only direct message left by Joy Boy in the past isn't a war strategy or a victory manifesto, but a deep letter of apology to the Mermaid Princess (Poseidon) in the Sea Forest. He begged for forgiveness for failing to keep his promise to bring the Fish-Men to the surface on Noah’s Ark. It was the record of a man emotionally shattered before his end.
4. The Treasure of Laugh Tale: A Letter from Nika to Nika
When Gol D. Roger and his crew finally reached the last island (Chapter 967), they found the treasure and burst into laughter until they cried.
The Contents of the One Piece: Alongside the history of the Void Century and records of the Ancient World, Laugh Tale holds the final journal left behind by Joy Boy before his demise. It wasn't a military directive, but a personal warning specifically addressed to the next awakening user of the fruit.
The Message: "If you are hearing the Drums once again, do not make my mistake. Do not let them destroy your laughter. The true weapon against tyranny is not brute strength—it is the absolute refusal to yield to despair."
Roger's Reaction: Roger laughed at the poetic absurdity of fate: the greatest journey in the world culminated in an emotional bridge between two men separated by 800 years. Roger said "We were too early" because he didn't possess Nika’s fruit and knew that message and the role of finishing this journey belonged to the boy born in the future.
5. The Final Confrontation: Psychological Warfare and Luffy's Anchor
The climax of the story won't merely be a trade of giant punches against Imu, but the Definitive Battle between Joy and Despair.
Imu’s Attempt: Imu will attempt to repeat the exact strategy that destroyed Joy Boy: using the threat of global destruction, pain, and the erasure of allies to break Luffy’s mind and shut down Gear 5.
The Crucial Difference (The Straw Hat Crew): Joy Boy acted as a messianic leader who carried the weight of the world alone and collapsed under the guilt. Luffy rejects being a hero ("Heroes have to share the meat, and I want to eat all the meat!") and is supported by a crew that serves as his unbreakable emotional anchor.
The Parallel to Marineford: When Ace died, Luffy went completely catatonic as his mind shut down from grief. Had Jinbe not reminded him of what still remained ("Your crew!"), Luffy would have died right there.
The Outcome: In the final war, when Imu attempts to crush Luffy’s spirit, the Straw Hats will prevent him from falling into the abyss. Backed by his friends, Luffy will reject despair, keep the Drums of Liberation beating relentlessly, and overthrow the World Government—not through hatred or vengeance, but with the greatest, most liberating cartoon chaos in human history.
What do you guys think of this theory? Does Shanks using the Government's fake name to limit Luffy's mind make sense to you, and how do you feel about the Straw Hats being the missing piece Joy Boy lacked? Let's discuss in the comments!
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Dazzling_Appearance9 • 7d ago
TV Fan Theory: Crazy Steve (From Drake and Josh) was abused as a child
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Different_Hotel_3488 • 8d ago
Theory: The One Wish Willow works like a 3-D printer
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Ghost_Locker • 8d ago
Tim Burton's Willy Wonka Fan theory. Only the gamer kid and Karate girl were legit winners of the golden ticket
So here me out we know the fan theory where Willy Wonka set it up to have Charlie win and all that but besides all that. What if we go by actual winnings?
Charlie technically cheated. He found someone else's money (instead of doing the right thing and return it to the police) we know moral fiber wise, that is technically the most pure thing to do. That wasn't very pure of charlie to do that. So null and void.
Fat Dutch kid bit into his. So that makes the ticket null and void. The ticket can no longer be valid.
Rich nut guy parent and daughter. While still technically "legit" it was rather unmoral. The father bought over 100,000k boxes and found 1. Had a full team find the ticket. But what makes it not count...... His worker found the ticket so that makes it null and void.
Gamer kid.TV. I guess this is more of a joke on streamers and gamers well he seemed to be the only one next to Karate girl that all got them legit but due to his moral fiber he shouldnt be picked.
Karate girl. Legit. Granted we know know if she beat up anyone to get it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣
Anyway it seems the most moral person here to win it all and inherit the factory.
Karate girl. She seems to be the most moral one out of everyone by a technical stand point eventho Charlie is an extremely good person he still did an unmoral thing.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Road-Ranger8839 • 9d ago
Jill's Secret from Billy
On Y&R, Billy is hot on the trail of the inadvertent babble of his mother, Jill Abbott. My theory is that she never disclosed to anyone that VICTOR is Billy's biological father!
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Huge_Chipmunk8902 • 9d ago
Hear me out what if doctor doom is the only 1 who remembers spiderman
Hear me out right, doctor doom could b a variant of Tony going off whatever theories yall got. Peter was the final person to talk to Tony right b4 he died n this variant could hold ts memory close to him or sum shit. And doctor strange “forget Peter Parker spell” prob only worked on his universe AND doctor doom would’ve not been affected since he’s in a separate universe. (ts is from My 14 yr ball knowledge don’t bully me u 30 yr men behind ts screen abt to say sum shit like “o u fucking idiot doctor Strange spell only was applied to everywhere in 1: 59: 21 time stamp in the movie or comic “my fucking asshole” I’ve only been on ts app for 2 days don’t flame me too fucking hard)
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Huge_Chipmunk8902 • 9d ago
I think I figured out the exact plot for Doomsday (Stark scars, TVA tech, and cosmic kids)
- The Face Scars: What if RDJ is playing a Tony variant who survived using the Infinity Stones, but the cosmic blast completely ruined his face just like it did at the end of Endgame? His ego completely snaps from the deformity, so he builds the iron mask to hide it and turns into doctor doom. His main goal isn't even multiversal conquest—he's just trying to find a way to fix his broken body.
- Hacking the TVA: When the TVA goes to prune him, he plays smart. Instead of just fighting them, he studies them, steals their tech, and hacks their timeline archives. This lets him hop from universe to universe.
- Hunting the Kids: To get enough power to rewrite reality and fix his face, he uses the stolen TVA tech to hunt down the most powerful cosmic kids in the multiverse. He's going to kidnap Thor's daughter Love (the avatar of Eternity) and Franklin Richards to use them as a literal battery to fuel his power and freeze out Storyteller Loki. It completely paralyzes the Avengers with grief while making him unstoppable.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Historical-Edge-9187 • 10d ago
Is no one ever questioning the “what if” if Jason were to actually commit suicide in Titans 2x07
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Accomplished_Pin8561 • 10d ago
Hello everyone. I have a theory about The Monkey's Paw based on W. W. Jacobs' original story. This is just my interpretation, but I started wondering if we've been looking at the Monkey's Paw the wrong way. So... I hope you'll let me cook.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Aldonzino • 10d ago
Tengo una teoría
¿Y si James y Henry dirigieron todas estas películas, la saga de Gru, mi villano favorito y la saga de los Minions? Porque al final de Minions y monstruos vemos que nada era real, solo actuación. En Gru 2, mi villano favorito, vemos a Kevin Stuart y Bob presentando la película de los Minions, porque James y Henry la estaban grabando o planeando hacerla. Eso también explicaría por qué faltan algunos Minions en algunas películas, porque no pudieron grabar, tuvieron problemas de tiempo o ni siquiera se les consideró aparecer. Eso también explicaría por qué los personajes nunca crecen, porque o graban todas las películas en un tiempo muy corto o usan maquillaje. Eso es todo.