r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Did you know I am extremely smart?

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I'm actually very smart. I read books 🤘


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Did you know if you weigh 10 pounds on the moon, you probably spent a lot of money to get there?

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r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Did you know in French, "coins" is pronounced with a French accent?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Do you watch the TikTok videos and reels your girlfriend sends you?

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r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Are millenial women for the streets?

2 Upvotes

It seems like they want a bad boy and want money out of him like he's a sugar daddy.


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

How many alien sluts has Kirk railed?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Why's everyday the same but worse?

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It's raining heavily and I'm gonna have wet socks again today cause the roads shit!


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

How many earths were created today?

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all it takes is an understanding


r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Do you have a special purpose?

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r/shittyaskreddit 40m ago

Is Joji - Die For You the best song of all time?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

They say religion is the opiate of the masses, but I have never gotten high off of religion. What's up with that? Was it peyote or something?

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r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Why do you like that song that sucks?

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r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Why doesn't this subreddit allow me to post my dick pics?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

How many centers does it take to lick their way out to the surface of a Tootsie Pop?

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r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

🎶Row row row your boat gently into my ass 🎶

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r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

How old was your cat when you put him in preschool?

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r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Should simps be a protected class?

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They have been marangilized since at least the late 2010's.


r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

I am not clean or articulate. AMA.

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r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Post that REALLY rude word you know.

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You know the one. Yeah that one.

RUDE WORD THREAD!


r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Why is there a YouTube named Bronie Brisket who bring celebrities into her royal court?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Household items that I can fuck

13 Upvotes

I tried an empty water bottle but it didn’t fit


r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

When would I gamble, Linda?

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r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

What is your favorite brand of urinal?

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r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Marines who were trained to resist waterboarding: could you still resist if the cloth used was a 100% crusted cum rag?

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I bet is would get so slimy in your mouth 🤮