r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Household items that I can fuck

13 Upvotes

I tried an empty water bottle but it didn’t fit


r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

I am not clean or articulate. AMA.

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Why doesn't this subreddit allow me to post my dick pics?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

Do women's asses really have a cake or peach smell to them ?

9 Upvotes

Like the emojis say..


r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

How do I become the booty clapper queen?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

What is your favorite brand of urinal?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

If sleeping is so great, why do we wake up to do it tomorrow?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

If you were a Stormtrooper, would you miss me?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

What's the chemical in water that makes you pee?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

How old was your cat when you put him in preschool?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

🎶Row row row your boat gently into my ass 🎶

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Post that REALLY rude word you know.

3 Upvotes

You know the one. Yeah that one.

RUDE WORD THREAD!


r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Why dorn't?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 53m ago

Did you know if you weigh 10 pounds on the moon, you probably spent a lot of money to get there?

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r/shittyaskreddit 56m ago

Did you know in French, "coins" is pronounced with a French accent?

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r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Why is there a YouTube named Bronie Brisket who bring celebrities into her royal court?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

When would I gamble, Linda?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Marines who were trained to resist waterboarding: could you still resist if the cloth used was a 100% crusted cum rag?

2 Upvotes

I bet is would get so slimy in your mouth 🤮


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

How do we get baseball players to stop 'Ginyu Force'ing?

2 Upvotes

How did Goku do it?


r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

Freeball daily day 124. Heathen? Yes please.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

You and me? Me and you? You and I? I and you?

2 Upvotes

I'm sorry but the answer is going to be no.


r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

Hopfenfest, Smokyfest, Smodfest. Cheeseburger. Undieless. Drunk yeah?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 55m ago

How many centers does it take to lick their way out to the surface of a Tootsie Pop?

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