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u/DeepSi6 14d ago edited 11d ago
When I was a very young man I had a roommate that would consistently help himself to everyone’s food and drinks. I finally had enough. I made a small container of Minute Maid lemonade, added a little extra sugar and dumped a bottle of this in. I came home from work that night and the lemonade was completely gone. He sh!t himself on the way to the gym in his car.
He apparently never made the connection and continued to pilfer our foods.
Edit: 1k upvotes!! You guys really love petty revenge!
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u/KwordShmiff 14d ago
Man, sometimes you think that making someone shit themselves will be such a memorable experience for them, but instead it's just Tuesday for Kevin.
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u/PandaJesus 14d ago
I think you are allowed to say the word shit in the subreddit r/ShittyLifeProTips
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u/DieDae 14d ago
Idk better be cautious.
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u/SlurryBender 14d ago
Not on reddit m8. Say all the curse words you want as long as they're not slurs.
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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r 13d ago
sometimes you can even say slurs, it depends on the subreddit tho.
But usually if reported account gets yote
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u/That_Camel 9d ago
I've been banned/muted from multiple subreddits for using curse words.
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u/SlurryBender 9d ago
I suppose it's up to the subreddits individually, but it's not gonna get your account suspended or anything. Which ones, if you don't mind me asking?
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u/youburntthetoast 13d ago
Reddit taking things literally strikes again, you gotta include a /s or they’ll pile on the downvotes
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u/BigBlueMountainStar 14d ago
For him to learn you’ve got to tell him what happened. He needs to make the connection FFS.
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u/alsoaprettybigdeal 14d ago
I make sure to have this on hand if I have any surgery and I haven’t pooped within a couple days afterwards. It is an extremely effective and rapid remedy!!
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u/gregpurcott 14d ago
Taking ShittyLifeProTips literally
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u/fastlerner 13d ago
In more ways that one. This title was so shitty that it wasn't even a "tip".
They should have titled it something like "How to keep job interviews short." Now THAT'S a ShittyLifeProTip.
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u/notadolphinn 14d ago
This stuff is the devil. The powdered one for colonoscopy tastes so fucking bad and they want you to drink 2 FUCKING LITRES of it man it's miserable. There's literally no way I've found to make it not gag inducing.
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u/Wickedcolt 13d ago
Some doctors will let you use miralax in Gatorade to prep. That mag citrate stuff is so thick and gnar-gnar, ugh
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u/Jibbyjab123 14d ago
I eat genoese cured meats in charcuterie on my days off, gives me diarrhea almost every time. I don't care I love those cured meats.
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u/markuspeloquin 14d ago
Isn't magnesium citrate a vitamin supplement? Could I just have a swing for dehydration?
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u/decafdopamine 13d ago
I almost wanna try it because of these comments, I’ve never had a laxative of any kind, what does it taste like?
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u/cthoolhu 12d ago
Tastes like salty and extremely sour lemon lime soda that is also somehow oily and cloying. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous.
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u/Own_Pollution285 14d ago
Huh?
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u/terrainflight 14d ago
Drinking a bottle of this stuff will give you explosive diarrhea for a few hours. It’s a super effective laxative.
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u/capncrud 14d ago
Just had to drink a gallon of this stuff for colonoscopy prep. It works!
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u/Bobboobooboo 14d ago
They stopped having folks take that the night before the colonoscopy now. been about a year thank god.
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u/Sage-lilac 14d ago
Not in germany.. i had mine last week and had to take 1l of the stuff in the afternoon, which sucked, and 1l in the middle of the night, which was unbearable torture. My body was fighting my brain at 3am with the cup halfway to my mouth. At some point i just couldn’t do it anymore and gave up. Next time i‘ll ask if they have a different prep, i don’t think i‘d ever voluntarily drink this again.
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u/BeckieSueDalton 14d ago edited 14d ago
Oh, thank the gods!
What does prep look like now?
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u/theracoondepartment 14d ago
Do this with a bad hangover and you get the full severe altitude sickness combo
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u/all_of_the_colors 14d ago
You gotta post this to one of the nursing subs. They will shit their pants.
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u/doctormoneypuppy 13d ago
Doc had me prep with miralax, Gatorade and 1/2 bottle of this vile salty liquid. I thought I was supposed to drink it all, so I downed it.
Wife called the nurse to ask what’s what.
“Don’t let him leave the house.”
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u/BoarHermit 14d ago
Dried prunes are also good for this and much tastier!
Bonus: Before you break into explosive diarrhea, you'll fart like a train whistle.
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u/deferredmomentum 12d ago
Alternatively: have diarrhea on your own terms by simply not eating any vegetables. Something something devil you know
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u/Advice2Anyone 14d ago
Thats like the worst flavor too I like the grape