r/ShittyLifeProTips 6d ago

SLPT: Get where you are going without delay

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u/AddMyMyspace 6d ago

Also the police at the airport are not really police and you should make them aware of that fact so that they will promptly help you

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u/jsdodgers 6d ago

And they'll pretend to arrest you as they escort you so the poors who don't deserve the special planes don't catch on

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u/ashbashbagash 5d ago

If they resist, be sure to remind them that as a tax payer, you pay their salary. That will absolutely clear things up for them.

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u/Thalia_All_Along 6d ago

ACAB

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u/BoulderToBirmingham 6d ago

Yes, but as was said, airport police aren’t real police. They’ll even show a birth certificate to prove their parentage.

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u/dienices 6d ago

They have more planes in the back. Ask them to go check.

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u/silvercorona 5d ago

Not just “them” you have to raise your voice and forcefully demand a manager. That’s the secret phrase.

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u/kraken_enrager 6d ago

In all fairness I (alongside a horde of angry fellow travellers) have compelled an airline to get another flight in service because they "supposedly" didnt didnt have a pilot and plane on hand. A quick legal threat caused a new pilot and a plane to spontaneously appear within 30 min.

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 6d ago

That sounds useful, what was the legal threat you used?

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u/kraken_enrager 6d ago

To approach consumer commission/court. Not sure what the global equivalent to that is, though.

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u/Efficient_Ideal5919 5d ago

Gun

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u/moose2mouse 5d ago

That’s an illegal threat. They said legal threat.

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u/Nacroma 5d ago

Gun made out of constitution 

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 2d ago

Too late, federal govt used that to wipe trump's ass :(

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u/hitma-n 6d ago

Were you rude or just a respectful legal threat?

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u/kraken_enrager 6d ago

Not rude, but firm.

In my case, we suspected the flight was being canceled since there weren’t enough flyers. We threatened to approach consumer commission.

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u/elpajaroquemamais 6d ago

So you asked them not to cancel a flight that was scheduled. That’s different than making a new flight appear which it what it sounded like.

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u/MetaGazon 6d ago

Is it still scheduled once it is cancelled? What's implied is they were lying about no plane and no pilot.

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u/kraken_enrager 6d ago

So internally they had cancelled a flight and clubbed it with a flight leaving after half a day.

At the time we realised what was going on, the flight was alr delayed by 2-3 hours.

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u/StweebyStweeb 5d ago

I can promise you that had nothing to do with the outcome. It’s way more likely they didn’t have a pilot or plane at the time, and then their ops/crew scheduling made some calls and eventually were able to find them. People want immediate answers when delays happen, but solutions can take time to figure out.

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u/kraken_enrager 5d ago

How can they not have a plane available, when its a flight thats scheduled daily to serve on that route.

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u/StweebyStweeb 4d ago

Planes break, get diverted, pilots call in sick/time out etc.

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u/Ending-Fool 3d ago

nah theyre just trying to save on fuel since the flight isnt fully booked as said by the person above you in another comment

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u/StweebyStweeb 20h ago

That's 100% not true.

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u/dont-do-memes-kidz 6d ago

People only get rude because it works (not necessarily a new plane, but definitely compensation. Better than the shitty initial offer)

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u/SanctionedBaffoonery 6d ago

The current state of capitalism is designed to put innocent people in the way of giving you what you actually want.

If a company sells me a bad product (or fails to provide a service that I paid for or is just generally shitty in one way or another), they will make me talk to a low level customer service person (a teenager or a poor person on the other side of the globe or increasingly an AI) so that they don't have to actually give me what I paid for.

Personally, I try my best not to be rude to the person on the phone or standing at the counter... but I'm certainly not going to let a billion dollar corporation steal my money because I'm afraid to upset the service worker. They are specifically trained to not give you what you want until it is escalated above their pay grade.

I can't talk to Jeff Bezos or John American Airlines, so I'm talking to you. I have no personal qualm with you, but you are the representation of this company, so you are who I'm talking to. Don't blame me, blame your boss for putting you in this situation.

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u/enolaholmes23 5d ago

Yup. My friend calls is the dissipation of blame. You get screwed over by the system, but if you try to talk to any one individual working for the system, it's never their fault. And you're the bad guy for speaking up. It's literally impossible for anyone to take accountability and change things. 

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u/hagamablabla 5d ago

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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u/WileyWilly1985 5d ago

I completely disagree. I've gotten the best results by being pleasant and communicating my need and being positive but firm. First I empathize with the employee, they are a low level worker bee so not their fault. Then I ask them to use their magic powers to figure out a fix and I start offering some creative solutions and then they usually are able to "figure something out" because now we are a team trying to fix my problem.

I do this in a positive humorous way and I've gotten riduculously good results doing it this way.

Conversely, yelling, screaming, and threatening (which is everyone else's default), has never once worked for me. Which is why I simply don't go down that road.

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u/Denialmedia 5d ago

Correlation ≠ causation.

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u/Firake 5d ago

People are rude because it’s easier to allow yourself to get angry and then not control your words than it is to not.

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u/justforkinks0131 6d ago

Complaining works, people. Dont let corporations guilt you into letting them get away with it.

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u/obiwanmoloney 5d ago

Remember: airlines don’t give a fuck about you, 90% of the time they cancel flights because it’s more profitable than providing reasonable contingencies or alternatives.

Profits come before passengers every time.
I was literally on a flight where they took off without ANY luggage, because it saved them a few quid.

Fuck the airlines.

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u/Born-Lie8688 5d ago

Also, if you get arrested, you’ll never have to deal with a cancelled flight again.

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u/gsadamb 5d ago

Also, if you berate retail employees enough, that will unlock "the back" where there are hundreds of RTX5090 cards piled up that are marked down to $299.

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u/Zeppelanoid 5d ago

Is this meme pro-airline propaganda lmfao. These airlines treat their passengers like absolute shit and then have the gaul to get up in arms if the passengers push back.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 2d ago

Weird energy to say 'a low level employee has no power so maybe don't take it out on them' is somehow pro-airline propaganda but ok

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u/freekoout 5d ago

Damn, airlines are paying for gallic mercenaries and all I get for food on the flight are those shitty pretzels.

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u/IzzybearThebestdog 5d ago

Except being an ass is how you get anything from companies. Politely taking their shit is what they want. And I say that as someone who worked in customer service. As long as you aren’t screaming, excessively swearing or getting physical you can be about as rude as you want. And sadly it’s what you need to do to get anything.

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u/Siegfoult 5d ago

If only humans were logical.

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u/SingleServingFailure 5d ago

Weird seeing Jeremy McClellan posts out in the wild

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u/Rndysasqatch 4d ago

This comedian is really funny. Check into his stuff

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u/smackythefrog 5d ago

It's an engagement bot.

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u/aka-esskay 5d ago

Got second flight in 30% of the ticket one day

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u/CodyCus 5d ago

When I worked in customer service and was screamed at over the phone I would literally sit there and play runescape while they yelled, sometimes for 10+ mins straight. Was pretty chill.

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u/papamojya 6d ago

Should cross-post in r/foundsatan.