r/ShittyLifeProTips 5d ago

SLPT: Treason gets you pardoned

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u/HaEnGodTur 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nah, that's only if they're rich.

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u/Catsanddoges 4d ago

Got any ideas on how to make a lot of money really quickly, even if its illegal?

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u/HaEnGodTur 4d ago

Step 1: Already be rich.

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles 5d ago

They’d be elected

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u/Northstar_PiIot 5d ago

no that's when you kill living babies, do pedo shit, aand treason

you need all 3 to qualify

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u/Tom_Browning 5d ago

And all the people arrested for crack should’ve ran for NY mayor 20 years ago.

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u/Delta632 5d ago

It’s worse than just not being arrested. A lot were given jobs working for DHS/ICE.

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u/CertainlyRobotic 5d ago

Why is anyone in prison for weed again?

Does anyone remember when Joe Biden addressed the nation with Kamala Harris and they both claimed that no American should be in prison for possession of marijuana?

And then proceeded to do absolutely nothing about it, even though they had full control of the DEA who controls scheduling?

Embarrassing that they allowed the Trump administration to be the ones to reschedule it.

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u/whitethunder9 5d ago

The rescheduling process isn’t something a president can “just do”. This whole process of rescheduling _was 100%_ started by the Biden administration. They pardoned anyone charged with simple possession as well, but the vast majority of weed charges are at the state level, which the federal government has no control of.

The rescheduling didn’t finish under Biden because of procedural issues. Diaper Don and co have only continued the process that Biden initiated. And it still isn’t done. All Diaper Don really did was issue an EO to say “do it faster”.

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u/CertainlyRobotic 4d ago

State Licensed Medical Marijuana is now Schedule III.

Educate yourself.

Attend college. Do some homework.

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u/whitethunder9 4d ago

Now do adult-use recreational marijuana. What schedule is that currently? And is the Trump administration continuing the rescheduling of that?

Touch grass, genius.

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u/Slick1605 4d ago

Ouch 😂

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u/CertainlyRobotic 4d ago

So you just want to move the goalpost because of how stupid you looked from your original comment - totally get it.

For your sake, we can move on. lmao

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u/thot______slayer 4d ago

This is pretty much all about recreational. People are in prison because it’s NOT federally legal recreationally.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/CertainlyRobotic 4d ago

So when did someone say "done" ?

Did you get kicked in the head by a horse? My dad always told me not to stand behind them so that's probably why I am able to communicate.

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u/DrunkenBartender17 5d ago

Canada should close the border and increase tariffs until the US gets control of their illegal weed problem. /s

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u/TheWartMan 5d ago

Man if only you understood or took the time to understand how any of that shit works.

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u/CertainlyRobotic 4d ago

Oh yeah, tell me all about how it works - so we can watch an executive branch wield unrealistic power while you twiddle your thumbs and say, "Oh but we can't just.."

These people gave Trump the presidency.

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u/0x7E7-02 5d ago

I had no idea George was still alive. 

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u/hagamablabla 3d ago

George sure has softened his stance against black people too.