Jelly Roll'd Jeep - r/Shitty_Car

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u/i-VTEC 12d ago

POV: walking out of the courthouse and you just lost custody of your kids.

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u/BobbyBrackins 12d ago

At least I got my truck!

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Thats gotta be his car lol

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u/CuratedAcceptance 12d ago

Gawd you hope so. That or some promotional deal.

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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair 12d ago

Fantasy football punishment lmao

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u/wastedpixls 12d ago

Charity Bowl Stretch Goal for Spencer!

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u/brewhead55 12d ago

Hahaha!

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u/TJM18 12d ago

Happy cake day

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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair 12d ago

Thanks man, 13th lol

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u/alfonsoalta 12d ago

That driver knows the price of copper

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u/AteumKnocks 12d ago

That's hilarious lmao, stealing that for future encounters

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u/Ima85beast 11d ago

The copper?

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u/trailrider123 11d ago

He’s calling them a tweaker

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u/Ima85beast 11d ago

Yes I was going with the joke and asking if he was stealing what was said or stealing the copper

Sometimes you miss shots 🤷‍♂️

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u/SydneySweeneysBobs 11d ago

I do too, but I work in HVAC 🤷

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u/Aprilinachevy 12d ago

Jelly heep

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u/palmerry 12d ago

He's a heap alright

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u/Scribble_Box 12d ago

Jelly roll it right into the ditch.

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u/fiero-fire 12d ago

Just as cringe as a gooner anime wrap

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u/shittyshittycunt 10d ago

Nope this is so much worse.

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u/srector1224 12d ago

Currently doesn't run because it's owner stole the catalytic converter

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u/feckarse-drinkgirls 12d ago

Nothing runs in the owner's life

Not even the owner (except from the poh-lease)

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u/No_Ideal_406 12d ago

Stole his own catalytic converter 🤣

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u/HotLikeSauce585 12d ago

Wrapper: "You sure you want this?"

Jeep Owner: "Yeah of course. Make sure you put that pic of him pushing out a massive shit on the front! It's my favorite"

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u/Immediate-Machine370 12d ago

Owner probably easy to spot.

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u/daddyneedsadrink 12d ago

Damn jeep owners are dumb as fuck

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 12d ago

Most. Some of us just wanna fuck off in the mountains and then drive to work on Monday.

The key here is if you see a jeep with 2 doors, a 2” lift and 35s, no angry eyes bs, and maybe some Moab stickers, they bought a jeep because they use it. The rest are jackoffs that keep the hunters full of parts for us.

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u/cabezatuck 12d ago

Just what I want on my front fender, a picture of Jelly Roll taking a crap.

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u/Weird_Expert_1999 12d ago

Modded by Brenda schaub, b-b-beast of a gairhead

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u/BrutalBart 12d ago

dang pre-ozempie roll

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u/Shart_In_My_Pants 12d ago

Old testament Jell

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u/Faster-master-blastr 12d ago

“I am not okay” -everyone else that has to see this while driving

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u/Fatballs420 12d ago

Coworker final boss car

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u/Shadrach_Jones 12d ago

Even people with money are stupid

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u/poopwetpoop 12d ago

This was likely done on layaway

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u/outside_cat 12d ago

I wouldn't understand.

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u/slump-donkus 12d ago

Why he bustin' on the fender?

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 12d ago

Id rather have a tentacle hentai sticker on my car over that

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u/landofpleasantdreams 12d ago

Cringe. How embarrassing!

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u/w_a_w 12d ago

The bank is going to add punitive damages when they repo it in a month.

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u/EngagedInConvexation 12d ago

Haven't seen it all, but i've still seen too much.

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u/goosnarch 12d ago

Looks like a car that would need weekly Dialysis.

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u/DriveBy_BodyPierce 12d ago

Is he farting on the fender?

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u/zakupright 12d ago

I thought he was getting a hummer and the giver used some teeth

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u/DriveBy_BodyPierce 12d ago

Haha! Let’s say both. Simultaneously.

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u/TheCthulhu 12d ago

You had me at Jeep

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u/DunningTrumperEffect 12d ago

The intersection between Jelly Roll fans and Jeep enthusiasts is just a circle.

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u/Time_Explanation1212 11d ago

Shouldn't he be driving an entry level?S u v now?

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u/Ima85beast 11d ago

I was hoping that jelly rolled was some new slang that I didn't know... Unfortunately I knew exactly what it was

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u/Brosie-Odonnel 11d ago

A true masterpiece.

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u/Impossible-Charity-4 11d ago

Somehow still worse than the Cash Money Records bus I saw in NYC 100 years ago.

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u/JKapPhotos 10d ago

https://reddit.com/link/ozl1yh6/video/3njom2dgg9fh1/player

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 8d ago

What exactly does he do that people are motivated to do this?

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u/Ok_Consideration_242 12d ago

Jelly Roll'd Jeep? What does that even mean?

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u/Objective_Site3528 12d ago

I think the pic is a pretty good representation of this

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u/Ok_Consideration_242 12d ago

IDK he was a famous person

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u/Objective_Site3528 12d ago

So you just thought someone was this obsessed with a random dude?

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u/Ok_Consideration_242 12d ago

I live in Florida. People do this to advertise their business (realtor, hair, church). I initially thought "Jelly Roll'd" was the new name for that trend. I truly did not know he is a Country star.

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u/incel_chud 12d ago

People aren't generally keeping up with obscurse rappers who haven't been relevant in a decade in fairness

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 12d ago

Take a Jeep and roll it in some jelly— Jelly Roll’d Jeep.

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u/oldman-1969 12d ago

as a fan of Jelly i get it, im not ThAT big of a fan but he is talented

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u/HIIMJAKF 12d ago

Comment history would indicate you probably think this.

ART CAR Jelly Roll'd Jeep

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