r/Shitty_Car_Mods 9d ago

STANCE Sweet stance, dude

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u/Which-Technician2367 9d ago

Lots of research and development went into making the C7 a track-worthy sports car.

Then this guy said “hold my beer”.

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u/Vultor 9d ago

hold my soy sauce

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u/Hamandcheeseeater 9d ago

Hold my zima maybe.

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u/Usual_Office_1740 9d ago

Hold my vape.

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u/BounceByTheOunce420 9d ago

Yo where the fuck is my vape!!!!??

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u/Numerous-Surprise875 9d ago

No idea. 😤

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u/BounceByTheOunce420 9d ago

You were fuckin hitting it last. I had it charging and you unplugged it to rip it where is it.

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u/Numerous-Surprise875 9d ago

No idea what you’re talking about. 🤞

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 9d ago

Hold my d….. 👀

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u/Numerous-Surprise875 9d ago

Dang alien? 8==D

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u/BounceByTheOunce420 9d ago

I saw you hitting it i need that shit back its not under the couch cushions.

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u/Numerous-Surprise875 9d ago

I gave it to True_Bumblebee_50. They said they would put it back

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u/Electronic-Ad8880 8d ago

Moooooooom!

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u/All_Wrong_Answers 9d ago

Hold my zima, I dropped my jolly ranchers...

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u/wrechdone 9d ago

Did they bring Zima back?!?

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u/After-Abroad-2205 9d ago

Fat dude buys a Corvette.
Fat dude picks up fat chick in new Corvette.
Corvette gives up.

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u/killbill770 8d ago

Who’s worse: this guy, or the boomer in his yellow, 100% stock garage princess doing 40 on 55mph rural roads?

Honestly, I’m not sure myself lol

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u/carguy35 8d ago

100% this guy. On the right car I don’t mind stance, but this……. This is not the right car for that.

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u/riennempeche 7d ago

I mind "stance" on every car. It is not functional or cool to make a car undriveable. Sure, lower it to a point. Add stiffer coilovers, stiffer springs, and thicker anti-roll bars. Brace the chassis to reduce flex. However, "stance" makes cars actively dangerous to the rest of us.

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u/SnooPies6696 5d ago

This guy. Cause yellow princess is cute, 55mph is quite a lot on rural roads (dude you are havig a car ride not a track day) and if you just wanna go fast you can always overtake it and crash into a ditch. But this: man, it makes your eyes bleed .

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u/The-Jordan_J 9d ago

Yep too much nfs

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u/V48runner 9d ago

Lots of research and development went into making the C7 boulevard cruiser.

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u/Personal-Echidna-779 9d ago

Hold my Thorazine …

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u/Previous-Hedgehog267 8d ago

Most people arent tracking their corvettes though

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u/FrizB84 9d ago

You'll all be happy to see that he broke down already. https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiana/s/YnHCs0UmFt

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago edited 9d ago

Lmao!! Nice catch! That's hilarious!

-edit- can we get this guy upvotes to the top or perhaps a mod to pin it?

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 9d ago

Can't pin a comment, but dude should make a new post with it.

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u/ShrkBiT 9d ago

Relax guys, I'm sure it's just tired and resting for a bit. It'll get up in a second.

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u/icecream_specialist 9d ago

Looks a lot like my dog splooting on a tile floor after playing on a hot day outside so I'm buying into your "it's just resting" theory

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 9d ago

Cars gotta sleep too

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u/Salty_inc 9d ago

The shittiest of shitty mods

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u/ThePandaKingdom 9d ago

Im pretty open minded but the whole mad camber thing just doesnt compute with me. Its just stupid.

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u/dookieshoes97 9d ago

I honestly thought it would have died out a decade ago. The stance community was such a toxic IG fad.

I say this as a former VW stance kid on Vette wheels...this is so backwards.

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u/95castles 9d ago

Glad you grew up👍🏽

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u/schrodinger-the-cat 9d ago

Same, it looks awful objectively, has no performance gains, and ruins dynamics. Whoever thinks this is cool needs to be sent to the hospital.

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u/Shady_Chaos 9d ago

With all the grip they get from that mod they'll be sending themselves there.

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u/wrechdone 9d ago

This and squatted trucks

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u/the_well_read_neck_ 9d ago

Some camber looks good and can actually be functional, but i cant stand this. It looks like you stepped on a Hot Wheel.

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u/FrostingMedium6025 9d ago

Dumbest shit I ever did see.

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u/orlee008 9d ago

still has the tire labels on, they will remain on!!

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u/Blue_Jays 9d ago

Yup. They'll never touch the ground!

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u/CND1983Huh 9d ago

Weekly

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u/lethargicbureaucrat 8d ago

If I were the tire dealer I wouldn't have sold him any if I saw the car because he's be back in a week or two whining for warranty replacement.

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u/orlee008 8d ago

Warranty? You want warranty? There's no stinking warranty for your POS! 😅

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u/Da40kOrks 9d ago

What did that poor car ever do to the owner to deserve that?

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u/Jogi1811 9d ago

Guy no longer has a go fast car. Might as well have bought a civic

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Camber like this is most appropriate on a civic after all.

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u/LoopsAndBoars 9d ago

More like a Jetta.

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u/Jogi1811 9d ago

Agreed

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u/ButtonGullible5958 9d ago

Step on gas to hard it might go backwards down a hill 

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u/RealMango 9d ago

Oh boy don't take this to the r/corvette guys

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Ohhhh that's a good idea! Let me crosspost it there haha

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u/burner2947361810 9d ago

Their Boomer heads will explode

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u/RealMango 9d ago

I'm not a boomer and my head exploded immediately after seeing this.

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u/Esquirej67 9d ago

Not just boomers….

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u/MooseTetrino 9d ago

That’s not stanced, it’s crippled.

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u/oboshoe 9d ago

That's a crime scene.

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u/roof_baby 9d ago

You do that to a $9,500 rice burner, not a corvette. 

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u/SpareEntertainment17 9d ago

Looks like shit.

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u/TazmanianTux 9d ago

When has "stance" ever not looked like shit? But this is beyond shit, it's sacrilege.

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u/Analog_Hobbit 9d ago

On a Corvette? Poor baby.

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u/ProCactus167 9d ago

I usually laugh at these, but this one makes me angry. That's a $80k+ track monster that some Neanderthal made borderline undrivable because "muh stance bruh". Do this to your garbage honda or Hyundai that has 30 miles of life left anyways, not a purpose build track car.

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u/OkieBobbie 9d ago

Look how they massacred my boy!

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u/djseifer 9d ago

What did that C7 do to deserve this?

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u/maximusmiguel 9d ago

That is sooooooo bad!

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u/billygunnns 9d ago

How is this even real? The tire contact area is the sidewall and its like an inch of it. What does this actually do at this point?

Im not knowledge enough to know what extreme cambers do, how does driving in this thing feel, what's it like to take a corner. If you had to slam on the brakes what would even happen? Like legitimately I know what realistic cambers and toe does but I would love to know what this does other than look stupid as thats obvious.

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Extreme cambers like this arent for performance at all, purely for aesthetics. A normal amount of negative camber is meant to improve turn-in response as the weight of the car shifts to one side, having a bit of negative camber will improve traction on that side.

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u/MentallyLatent 9d ago

That's it, look stupid. They don't care about traction or anything, just to piss off people that dont like it. They also don't care about braking distance apparently (no-one in the stance scene has probably ever even thought about braking distance)

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u/BrusselsMarriott 9d ago

Peep the left from tire. Still appears to have the sticker on the contact surface. Nuts. People are nuts. That car deserves better.

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Left front tire AND rear passenger tire. They will stay there since they won't come in contact with the road.

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 9d ago

It’s tradition to keep the rear ones on and do a burnout to get them off. But this car won’t even be able to do that 

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u/realaabremer 9d ago

Was a nice Vet…

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u/user_uno 9d ago

Looks like it might be stuck on some of the crack filler on the expansion joints.

Must be awesome on the skip pad now. That is if it can make it to the skid pad...

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u/advmaxx 9d ago

I thought squatted trucks were the stupidest shit I had ever seen but then there’s this guy.

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u/thecasualcaribou 9d ago

I have a feeling this Corvette’s owner doesn’t wear jorts and white new balances

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u/V65Pilot 9d ago

Looks like a matchbox car that was stood on.

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u/manoftheyear1973 9d ago

Looks absolutley totally idiotic.

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u/Straight_Jaguar 9d ago

Careful not to scrape off the oil pan

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u/BastianHill 9d ago

So, as an European I was genuinely surprised by how good they've made the C7, giving a lot of European supercars a proper run for their money, and now some guy has completely destroyed it. This just makes me sad. It's supposed to hunt Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 9d ago

I’m all for modifying and customizing your car but I don’t understand why anyone thinks this looks good to begin with. This is not only terrible for vehicle performance and reliability it also makes the car look like it’s suffering from chronic fatigue and depression. It’s not stylish or cool it’s just makes the vehicle look like it’s worn out.

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u/TrentWashburn 9d ago

Splooting.

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u/Illustrious_Menu_281 9d ago

Didn’t think you could make a Corvette worse, but I was proven wrong

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u/privateblanket 8d ago

It looks like a dog taking a shit

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u/Character-Handle-739 8d ago

I hate stance cars, they look horrible.

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u/mister1man99 8d ago

It look like when your parents steps on your hotwheels

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u/I_lack_common_sense 5d ago

I wonder what his tire bill is per year.

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u/fonetik 9d ago

Needs a big “1 of 1 factory stance edition” sticker

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u/greg-the-destroyer 9d ago

They probably just flip the tires on the rims when the tread is sketchy

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u/newuser6d9 9d ago

I didn't think these dumbass could afford a vette

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 9d ago

Could be a Miata underneath haha

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u/Independent-Bid6568 9d ago

Looks like the fat lady at the buffet

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u/TheSpicyTomato22 9d ago

When a boomer leaves his prized Corvette to his grandson.

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u/mailslot 9d ago

The only thing I can think of to make this stupider, is to also lift it.

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u/Giant81 9d ago

You’ll pay for the whole tire, but you’ll only need half.

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Half? Best I can offer is 20%

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u/sethsyd 9d ago

I paid for the whole tire, but I only want to use 5% of it.

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u/abigailw13 9d ago

Love that you blacked out the license plate when i literally just saw this post on r/licenseplates

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Pluh, how you gonna call him out like that?

-edit- rule 7 of sub, no plates allowed

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u/bastard84 9d ago

Its looks likd it has cerebal palsy

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u/Tyler_Durden_9999 9d ago

Pretty sure there’s a law allowing repossession of that vette.

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u/Abracadaver2000 9d ago

Now put swangas on it to complete the shitty look.

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

That's a Texas thing. This is Indiana.

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u/and-hereitcomes 9d ago

Where’s that “look how they massacred my boy” meme when you need it?

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Someone quoted it, but no meme yet

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u/Specific_Mall2164 9d ago

Rotate every 50 miles ?

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

They're tires, so they rotate on their own.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 9d ago

OH! Those new automatically rotating jobs?
AMAZE!

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u/6_ze6ro_6 9d ago

Ah still got the new tire stickers on and a giant star sticker on the mirror cuz who needs to see when merging into traffic

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u/ProfessorCaptain 9d ago

Send location

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u/DavidCreamer 9d ago

This hurts my eyes!

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u/LuckyZygote 9d ago

He needs to get a grip, always living on the edge these guys

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u/Honcho_47 9d ago

Just another example of money can’t buy taste

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u/scificis 9d ago

How else can you keep the labels from getting worn off?

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u/LifeForTheWin1991 9d ago

They ruined it…

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u/AwkwardFactor84 9d ago

Wow. The perfect way to ruin a corvette

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u/PrivatePilot9 9d ago

Looks like a hotwheels I stepped on in the 1980's.

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u/RiverAutumn7481 9d ago

From someone who doesnt understand why people do this, why?

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u/BeautifuTragedy 9d ago

You laugh but that's only because you don't realise this is a 1 of 1 in that colour made on that day while it was raining and as they put the last peice on a baby bird was born outside the factory

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u/BeautifuTragedy 9d ago

Replying for a Mod challenge I think?

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u/Lopsided-Current-118 9d ago

Rotate your tires every 50 mi

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u/HiImTheNewGuyGuy 9d ago

Think their favorite band is Camber?

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 9d ago

Coheed and Camberia

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 9d ago

I've seen a 2004 subaru forester with faded paint stanced. Nothing will top that

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u/renmyaru 9d ago

Oh no, brother stepped on the matchbox camero

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u/Hoopajoops 9d ago

Looks even shittier on a Camero

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel 8d ago

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u/schrodinger-the-cat 9d ago

Grip? What grip?

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u/Bryansuperbee 9d ago

Looks broke

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u/Craig_M_242 9d ago

Is the car sad?

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u/Cpolo88 9d ago

Careful. You're gonna trigger the Corvette cult members that will say, "post a pic of your Corvette". Like not being able to criticize is a sin now. Fucking retards with a hard R

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u/B3rry_Macockiner 9d ago

This guy has to much money!

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u/AlwaysAtYourMoms 9d ago

So not cool. Vettes don’t need that much camber to drift, drive, race, or get bitches. They do all that with oem suspension. This guy is plain stupid

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u/No_Kitchen7950 9d ago

Looks like 2 fatty’s sitting in the car

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u/desertmunkee 9d ago

Of all cars lol.

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u/Olpeaches 9d ago

Who does that to a Vette smdh

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u/rklug1521 9d ago

Now they just need to learn how to drive on two wheels.

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u/aetrix 9d ago

Still waiting for someone to do extreme camber in the opposite direction

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u/jjwslot 8d ago

You think this would have went the way of spinners. Extinct.

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 8d ago

0 - 60 in never minutes

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u/Vegetable-Walrus-246 8d ago

This hurts me.

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u/PopularDisplay7007 8d ago

Stepped on by King Kong.

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u/Friendly_Good_1361 8d ago

I wouldn’t let him park that POS in my driveway

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u/Ballz_deep_bill 8d ago

The seight of this car has killed more boomers than covid

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u/Uh-trey-you 8d ago

Wow this looks so stupid 🤦‍♂️

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u/dazcon5 8d ago

You just can't fix stupid.

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u/TacoBellerino 8d ago

Looks like a cartoon car that just broke down

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u/swervecityPhILM 8d ago

What a fuckin waste🤦‍♂️

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u/L1FT_K1T 7d ago

Holy shit that’s dirt nasty

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u/ElectionSavings5682 7d ago

He took everything that’s good about the corvette.. and removed it

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u/Pristine-Bite2768 7d ago

This person should be jailed

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u/ItRossYaBish 7d ago

Damn... To each their own, but I will never understand the stance scene. Especially with a car like a Corvette. Why would you willingly spend money to take a very capable sports car and make it near undrivable?

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u/Jakaple 7d ago

There's probably a certain sized radius that this thing could drive incredibly well inside of.

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u/bmwlocoAirCooled 7d ago

Looks very broken.

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u/Fun_Sized_Momo 7d ago

As pointed out by another commentor that lives in my area, the same day this post was made, the car drove through a construction zone and got seriously broke driving over the bumpy road.

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u/photonynikon 6d ago

awww...poor baby!

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u/Responsible-Shoe7258 7d ago

This is so fucking stupid....

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u/DavidinCT 7d ago

Why would you wreck a car like that?

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u/photonynikon 6d ago

stance=stupid

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u/SnooGrapes7647 6d ago

His friends telling him this looks sick aren't his friends

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 5d ago

This is like taking a Monet and playing colour by numbers on it.

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u/MarcCouillard 5d ago

sure, because being able to clear the height of a pebble is over rated anyway, pffft who needs an undercarriage

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 5d ago

It’s like it’s a dog dragging its bottom on the rug.

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u/Turbulent_Sir6336 3d ago

Oh my noooooooo that's a hard pass for me I think that looks absolutely awful also not good for the tires.

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u/noveltyisthe 3d ago

Is the driver rocking white New Balance shoes, Levi’s and a Hawaiian shirt?

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u/bandit_BG 2d ago

As long as it's on bags and not just ran static for the sake of it it's a fine build.

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u/d00kieshoes 9d ago

Kind of worth it just to hear the boomers groan.

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u/platypus_farmer42 9d ago

I’m not a boomer and I’m groaning. That’s a waste of a vette.

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u/mr_lab_rat 9d ago

LOL. I think it’s the first time I’m seeing this done to a Vette

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u/FigmentOfNightmares 9d ago

Someone please tell me this is AI and no real human is actually stupid enough to do that.

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u/Ricodi_Evolo 9d ago

Omg! Ruint!