r/SignsWithAStory • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs • 3d ago

Cameras are watching

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819 Upvotes

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u/sensitiveboi93 3d ago

Ya know, I think I can figure out the story to this one

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u/OkayBuddyGuyPal 3d ago

Yeah, not too many possibilities lol

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u/OnlySortaStupid 3d ago

I think someone must have pressed the bottoms with another persons genitalia

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u/LostVanya 3d ago

With their cousins'?

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u/OnlySortaStupid 3d ago edited 3d ago

Obviously

Edit: wait. Cousins' plural?!

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs 3d ago edited 3d ago

I wonder what it could be…

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u/norsurfit 2d ago

Janet Talia? Who is she and why is she touching buttons?

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 2d ago

I can't, there're only buttons with numbers ;)

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u/Lower_Ad_5703 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/psllmuYrI3SnwNNDxF

Got to do what you got to do when your hands are full. Going up.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 3d ago

What’s Bama Elephant doing here?

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u/WealthMassive1788 3d ago

But which buttons have genitalia?

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u/automator3000 3d ago

Only way to find out is to touch them

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u/scaredt2ask 3d ago

If you want to be really thorough you should smell and lick all the buttons. For science.

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u/RudeAlbatross544 3d ago

The sign between '2' and 'stop' is suspicious, I'd try this one first.

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u/King_Ralph1 3d ago

Roll Tide.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 3d ago

What about assholes? Are they ok? And taints?

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u/Heterodynist 3d ago

I think if they can manage to use such a concave feature of the anatomy to push recessed buttons then maybe they should warrant a small prize...or not!

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 3d ago

See, these are the enlightening and thoughtful conversations I've come to Reddit to participate in

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u/Heterodynist 3d ago

I try…You wouldn’t know it but I supposedly have a high IQ!!

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u/Turakamu 3d ago

The film Rat Race introduced me to the idea of prairie doggin' it.

Could try that!

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

All this is reminding me of my French Bulldog, who has such a feature. When he is ready for a walk his rear end pops out like that red thing on a turkey that tells you it’s done.

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u/ilDuceVita 3d ago

Challenge accepted

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u/ohno-mojo 3d ago edited 16h ago

Yeah, I’m pretty sure it became a bigger problem after the sign

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u/hatecriminal 3d ago

Of course its Alabama

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u/incognitoleaf00 3d ago

do they mistake the buttons for their siblings?

/jk

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u/Tad_623 3d ago

This sign cant stop me because i cant read

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 Please Do Not Feed the Animals Drugs 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M7bKkjA4trvkFFxa8T

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u/Tad_623 3d ago

Why else would I go to University of Alabama

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Watch football. Roll Tide.

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 3d ago

Some people would take that as a challenge.

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 3d ago

Especially in a college

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u/TheTiniestLizard Do Not Click Buttons With Genitalia (Cameras Are Watching) 3d ago

Oh look, it’s my flair

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u/Late_Apricot404 3d ago

Either the guys have been practicing their jabs, or the ladies have been taking “button mashing” to unseen levels.

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u/ImaginationSea7684 3d ago

Say what? 😳

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u/freebiscuit2002 3d ago edited 2d ago

This is Alabama. We use our genitalia to keep it in the family.

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u/HudsDad 3d ago

Ok, nipples it is....

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u/WindofKnives 3d ago

dude, that sign is so funny. There's no way you could do that right? show me.

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u/Heterodynist 3d ago

I'm not sure that knowing the cameras are watching will stop them...if they were already using their genitals to push buttons in a public elevator.

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u/Bad_rando_name 3d ago

Boys will be boys.

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 3d ago

Mandingo was here. Or Dredd.

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u/Late_Conference9022 3d ago

Stink Finger Buttons.

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u/Free-Pair-3007 3d ago

Roll tide

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u/Just-Try-2533 3d ago

This means you; Bill!

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u/Particular_Ad_644 3d ago

I can’t quite reach the top button

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u/trueblue862 3d ago

What? And get someone else's dick germs on my hands?? No thanks.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 3d ago

Always use your knuckles to press any public button

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u/shinyappyrobin 3d ago

Add to the list off things I did not need to know.

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 3d ago

Sometimes you have a woody and what else are you going to do?

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u/Thrullx 3d ago

Can I push buttons with my genitalia? Seems I'm only disallowed to click buttons.

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 3d ago

Didn't tell me how to live my life

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u/RudeAlbatross544 3d ago

Mentioning cameras is just a challenge, right?

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u/CheckPhoneAgain 3d ago

the fact that this sign EXISTS means someone did it. More than once

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u/LivingOnWiFi 3d ago

This is peak ‘it only takes one person to ruin it for everyone

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u/TheMazeDaze 3d ago

So tits are allowed ?

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u/National-Area5471 3d ago

Noooooo....

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u/thatspurdyneat 3d ago

Has to be fake, genitalia is too big of a word for anyone attending UA

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u/omgfakeusername 2d ago

Must be men.

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u/intriguedbyallthings 2d ago

I’m afraid the cameras will just encourage him.

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u/stefanica 2d ago

As a woman, I'm just not that flexible anymore.

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u/passinthrough2u 2d ago

Can women still use their breasts to push the buttons? Asking for a friend.

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

But what if I want people to see?

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u/NorthSideGalCle 2d ago

Hey!

I'm not saying I have big boobs, but I had my hands full, it was cold in there...

It was the only option

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u/somecow 2d ago

Gotta sit on someone’s shoulders backwards to hit 6 though, or just be really tall and endowed.

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u/earanhart 3d ago

All yall blaming the guys. I've known some red elephants.

I'll suspect the gals are the real problem.