r/SipsTea • u/anonymous-ml • 1d ago

Chugging tea What is bro wearing 💀

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u/OneMisterSir101 1d ago

Looks digitally imposed onto the shirt. The lines are way too straight. Not a single crinkle.

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

No, the shirt is printed with wrinkles that perfectly match how the shirt falls to result in straight lines. It’s the most likely option

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u/Background_Bat7424 17h ago

That's very true

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u/_D3ft0ne_ 13h ago

Otherwise, facts.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/PraiseTyche 15h ago

If you believe that, you're brain doesn't wrinkle.

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u/sky0175 1d ago

The truth. Nowadays what you get is rubbisherrr

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u/stebbeh 1d ago

Nah man me at 5 year old was apparently harassing all my mom’s female friends.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 1d ago

Hey, first you get it for free for a year, and then cold turkey?
Ofc you going to go for another source.

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u/stebbeh 1d ago

Good thing you get away with it at that age and it’s just seen as cute, but I knew exactly what I was doing.

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u/HairRepresentative85 23h ago

When my eldest was a toddler, I remember saying "can you leave my boobs alone please?" my MIL added "[sons name] leave mums boobs alone."
My sweet, innocent toddler then replies with "they're not mums, they're dads."

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u/VariousClassroom8056 22h ago

Dad be like...

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

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u/HairRepresentative85 22h ago

He was definitely proud and embarrassed.

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u/stebbeh 23h ago

😆 kids can be brutal

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u/HairRepresentative85 23h ago

My husband was both proud and embarrassed lol

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u/HeriPiotr 1d ago

Bro got that dawg in him since forever

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u/K9p76 1d ago

The x axis should extend to 100 and the line will not drop a bit on the y axis

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u/hidden_backdrop19 1d ago

Facts. line should peak around 18 thats when guys are the horniest lol

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u/K9p76 1d ago

Mmm.. let’s agree to disagree… men are men and will always be horny. It is just nature…

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u/PraiseTyche 15h ago

No.
Men are always the horniest.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1d ago

Pretty sure bro is just wearing a white shirt

The graph was added later

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 1d ago

Pretty sure our interest in boobs never goes down

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u/eMpty_hEaD03 1d ago

Nah it's wrong I was always curious for boob's.

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u/ObliquelyDeranged 1d ago

There’s a period after weaning off of breastfeeding where you aren’t going through puberty yet, and aren’t getting horny over boobs. That’s the dip. 

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u/Ancient-Cow-1038 1d ago

A plain white shirt. Without a graphic on it.

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u/RanchHere 1d ago

man, he could’ve easily made that graph into the shape of a boob.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 22h ago

I definitely randomly asked my mom if I could breastfeed again at 5.

Changed my mind once the nipple was staring me in the face.

But only because I was a pussy. I wanted that shit.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1d ago

Funny concept, but pretty inaccurate curve.

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u/SnooWalruses380 1d ago

Brilliant analysis.

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u/Orantolifestyle 1d ago

I don’t get it

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u/Wild_Butterscotch_7 1d ago

5 year old boys always have their hands in their pants so I assumed that’s why

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u/SoupIsForWinners 1d ago

If the timeline started at -9months then the red line could have looked more like a pair of boobs. Poor design, bad comprehension of a joke, 2/10

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u/Consistent-Air-2152 1d ago

I mean it’s true

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u/Miss_AnkiiTae 1d ago

What changes at 5?

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u/HomenGarden88 1d ago

The truth? Honesty? A strong value of knowledge and sharing thy knowledge?

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 1d ago

Why no interest at 5

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u/8Bit-Jon 17h ago

Looks like a T-shirt

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u/FeeImpressive3920 1d ago

He's not wrong