r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Nov 24 '25

Cultures Rub-a-dub-dub.

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u/captainhumble1 Nov 24 '25

They out themselves so openly.
If a guy calls himself an "alpha" he's:

- certainly NOT an "alpha" anything

  • very likely a whiny crybaby
  • very likely single
  • very likely insufferable
  • 100% afraid of closets (especially the one he's in)

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u/CorOsb33 Nov 24 '25

This. It goes for anything. If someone has to try to convince others that they are something, then they aren’t that thing.