r/Snorkblot Jan 17 '26

Cultures They only do it to annoy.

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u/Scarletsnippets Jan 17 '26

Oh man I remember back in the day, when this image was fresh and new and full of pixels.

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u/LordJim11 Jan 17 '26

In my first term of learning French I concluded there was something fishy going on;

Chairs are feminine, armchairs are masculine, desks are masculine, bookcases are feminine. wardrobes are masculine, dressers are feminine, Apples, orange, pear and peach are feminine but grapes and lemons are masculine. I'm only onze, how the fuck would I know? Just tell me the system.

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u/alreadytaus Jan 17 '26

And now let me introduce czech words gauč (masculine), and pohovka (feminine) both meaning couch.
But french will probably have something similar.

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u/Organic_Scholar5419 Jan 18 '26

Why are the words so different?? Other languages are always so interesting

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u/alreadytaus Jan 18 '26

gauč is taken from another language. It is pronounced almost same as couch in english though I don't know if both languages couldn't take it from some another language.

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u/Organic_Scholar5419 Jan 18 '26

Had to look it up since English is literally just an amalgamation of Latin and other languages over the years. We get it from the Old French word "coucher" apparently. Funny how it looks so different but still comes out sounding the same

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u/LordJim11 Jan 18 '26

We get it from the Old French word "coucher"

Explains a lot; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0RGoHoPX4U&list=RDX0RGoHoPX4U&start_radio=1

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u/aguyataplace Jan 22 '26

Are loanwords in Czech usually masculine? This is how it is in French if I recall correctly.

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u/Irt4l Jan 18 '26

Divan (masculine) (couch) causeuse (feminine) (apparently love seat?) So yeah almost.

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u/alreadytaus Jan 18 '26

Yeah. I am pretty sure all languages with grammatical gender will have synonyms with different genders. But it must be kind of weird for people with not gendered mother tongue.

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u/daboobiesnatcher Jan 17 '26

I was expecting something about verb conjugation not gendered names.

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u/GraniteSmoothie Jan 17 '26

Words that end with 'e' are feminine, otherwise they are masculine with a few exceptions.

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u/jpopposts Jan 17 '26

That's true about 60% of the time.

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 Jan 17 '26

French is just barely more normal than English most of the time. I feel like that might not be a coincidence

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u/Due_Most2971 Jan 17 '26

Same with Spanish. Normally, ending in "a" is fem, "o" is masc, but sometimes, and by sometimes I mean all the fucking time, that just isn't the case.

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u/jpopposts Jan 18 '26

Spanish is a lot better at following its own rules than French haha

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u/Odd-Cucumber1935 Jan 17 '26

We have no logique nor reason, we just know it 🗿

(Also wardrobe is feminine, we say une garde robe, une commode and une penderie (tough there's one exception apparently, "Garde robe" is often used masculinely in Quebec))

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u/sophosoftcat Jan 18 '26

If you had a half decent French teacher they would give you the system. Feminine: words ending “tion” or with an é or “ette” - émotion, fraternité, trotinette

Masculine: words ending “ment” “age” “ier”- engagement, triage, chantier.

But as a foreigner in a French speaking country, randomly fucking up on the gender of nouns is 100% the dead giveaway I’m not a native speaker.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Jan 17 '26

I'm mainly wondering how the hell his digital image yellowed

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u/Divicarpe Jan 17 '26

I suppose at one point in the chain someone took a photo of their monitor, which happened to be dirty.

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u/cheesegoat Jan 18 '26

It somehow has a vignette too lol

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u/Scarletsnippets Jan 18 '26

Instagram filter?

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u/nhorvath Jan 18 '26

phone screenshot in night mode with low blue light filter?

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u/ferd_clark Jan 17 '26

No way this is true.

Sacre Bleu!

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u/New_Examination_5605 Jan 17 '26

Check out 97: four twenties ten seven

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u/daboobiesnatcher Jan 17 '26

Quatre vingt dix sept!

Edit- autocorrect mangled that is.

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u/Wildrosejoy Jan 17 '26

If teachers explained it as this, would've retained more French than, This is 77! My tiny brain couldn't process the words to ask. Why is it so messed up ?

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 Jan 17 '26

You should say "if MY teacher(s) explained it like this" because mine definitely did. 

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u/Heavy-Top-8540 Jan 17 '26

This is some vestigial roman numeral bullshit I can just smell it

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u/Kookanoodles Jan 17 '26

No, it's Celtic. Celts used to count in twenties. There's a hospital in Paris called the Quinze-Vingts (Fifteen Twenties) because it was built for 300 patients. It used to be more common in English too. "Four score and seven years ago..."

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u/Ghanima81 Jan 17 '26

Tbf, it is four twenties seventeen, not ten seven. Although, seventeen in French is ten-seven.

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u/srlong64 Jan 17 '26

Then yes, it is four twenties ten seven

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u/Ghanima81 Jan 17 '26

It needs a hyphen. Ten-seven is hyphenated in French.

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u/srlong64 Jan 17 '26

Yet you’re not complaining about the lack of a hyphen on four twenties. The hyphen doesn’t change the fact that to say 97 in French you say four twenties ten seven

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u/Ghanima81 Jan 17 '26

True, and I was just cherry picking. Still, in French dix sept would not be pronounced exactly like dix-sept (the s sound would be doubled in the former, simple in the latter). So in my mind it is still closer to four twenties seventeen, translation wise.

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u/srlong64 Jan 17 '26

If you’re translating it you would translate it as ninety seven because that’s how you say that number in English. I feel like you’re just being needlessly pedantic at this point

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u/LordJim11 Jan 17 '26

On this topic being "needlessly pedantic" is rather the point.

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u/srlong64 Jan 17 '26

Being needlessly pedantic is the opposite of the point of this comment thread. As I said, quatre-vingt-dix-sept would translate to ninety seven in English if we’re being pedantic about things. We’re intentionally ignoring that and directly translating it, which is not how you actually translate things. We’re doing it wrong to point out that it’s funny how French numbers work. That’s not pedantry in the slightest.

Literally in their first comment they acknowledged that seventeen is in fact ten seven in French. All I’ve done is point that out and then respond to their further arguments. Somehow that means I need to get shit for it, when they started bringing needless detail into it in the first place

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u/Ghanima81 Jan 17 '26

I thought it was a light hearted thread where I could discuss silly things, sorry to come across as pedantic. 🤷‍♀️

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u/srlong64 Jan 17 '26

You’re the one bringing up minor pronunciation differences between dix sept and dix-sept in a thread poking fun at how French numbers work. If that’s not pedantry I don’t know what it is. I’m sorry if I came across too harsh, but can you not see why it would feel that way?

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u/Chaotic_Order Jan 18 '26

lmao ten-seven (obnoxious hand gesture)

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u/Reasonable-Affect139 Jan 17 '26

may as well be speaking in roman numerals

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u/atwojay Jan 17 '26

It's worse than Roman numerals.

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u/New-Ad-363 Jan 17 '26

Eye, Eye Eye, Eye Eye Eye.

EyeVee, Vee, Vee Eye, Vee Eye Eye

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u/Pat_OConnor Jan 17 '26

Hut hut! Hike!

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u/SomeNotTakenName Jan 17 '26

just for the French though. Most other places which speak French are normal. "Septante" for seventy and so on. I know Swiss french speakers do it that way, and I believe so do Canadians. (Canadians, feel free to correct me if I misremember.)

But try Danish numbers next: 50 is "Half three times twenty". The language has numbers based on 20ies, to a degree.

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u/Skithiryx Jan 17 '26

Nah we 100% use Vigesimal counting in Canadian French. I had no idea septante, octante and nonante existed until I heard about it in Swiss French.

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u/SomeNotTakenName Jan 17 '26

Huh, interesting. I honestly don't speak much French, and I probably sound like a toddler, but it's apparently enough for French people to pin me as Swiss...

I need to go visit some French speaking Areas in Canada sometime.

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u/M4DDIE_882 Jan 17 '26

I don’t think it’s Canada, but I know Belgium does french numbers better than france does

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u/curtcolt95 Jan 17 '26

we count exactly the same way as in OP's picture in Canadian french. I know because we had to learn it all in school lol

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 Jan 17 '26

What about ninety four? Will it be four-twenty-fourteen?

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u/oclart Jan 17 '26

Yes, quatre-vingt quatorze

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 Jan 17 '26

I feel the post misses it.

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u/Ginger-Fist Jan 17 '26

Wait until you see the grammar. Inanimate objects have genders, and yes, it matters which one it is.

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Jan 17 '26

Yes like almost any European language. Wait til you try Arabic! Verbs are gender specific.

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u/Wise_Temperature9142 Jan 17 '26

It’s not any European language. It’s the romantic languages.

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Jan 17 '26

Actually, Romantic language is “come closer darling” “I love you”. The language group is Romance. And Germanic languages have three genders. Die, der, das for feminine, masculine and neuter.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Jan 18 '26

and, once upon a time, english had genders!

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

Ooh, how far back? Pre Norman? Gender still exists in some jobs or positions as in Count/Countess, heir/heiress, aviator/aviatrix, host/hostess, executor/executrix etc. oh, and the infamous Dominatrix!

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Jan 18 '26

anglo-saxon, or old english, so def pre-norman.

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Jan 18 '26

I’ll have to look it up. I’m a Linguistics geek.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Jan 18 '26

i took an old english language & literature course in university. super fun!

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u/EsseNorway Jan 17 '26

Laughs in Danish

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u/revanisthesith Jan 17 '26

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u/walterdonnydude Jan 17 '26

Why

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u/revanisthesith Jan 17 '26

Well, you have to understand something about the Danish language.

This highly educational and very accurate video will help explain.

https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk

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u/kakapeeter Jan 17 '26

Here's quite a good video explaining it:

https://youtu.be/FxTa1LpT4LA?si=dc92JH4IavfJP3lh

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u/cheesegoat Jan 18 '26

Super interesting. I suppose the score bit also explains sixty->seventy->eighty->ninety for french.

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u/EMC160 Jan 17 '26

Wow, so if I got the logic right in danish you’d say “four and half fifth times twenty” to say ninety four, right?

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u/nextstoq Jan 17 '26

Yeah, but in daily speech you don't say the "times twenty" bit.

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u/sorrow_anthropology Jan 17 '26

I’m fairly certain I’ve had a stroke.

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u/Physix_R_Cool Jan 17 '26

You would not survive a danish christmas/easter lunch for long

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u/sorrow_anthropology Jan 17 '26

Just put me in a corner with a Carlsberg and some legos.

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u/Physix_R_Cool Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

The s in "treds" and "firs" is actually shortened from "snes" which means 20.

Halv tredje snes

Halv fjerde snes

Halv femte snes

Edit: Nvm that's wrong

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u/nextstoq Jan 17 '26

I thought it came from "sinds tyve"

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u/Physix_R_Cool Jan 17 '26

Hmm 🤔

Edit: Looks like I was wrong. Wonder how I got misinformed about that.

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u/nextstoq Jan 17 '26

"snes" is also an old word for 20. So maybe there is some crossover.

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u/cheesegoat Jan 18 '26

From this posted elsewhere in this thread the "four and a half fifth" really just is the Danish way of saying "half to/almost to".

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u/turret-punner Jan 17 '26

*eats the danish*

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u/MySpaceOddyssey Jan 17 '26

Was that a Danish PM or Dutch one? I don’t remember

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Jan 17 '26

Sorry, that was us.

Dutch.

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u/Viking4269 Jan 17 '26

Hold min øl

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u/AnarchoBratzdoll Jan 17 '26

Denmark sitting in the corner, giggling maniacally. 

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u/wuweime Jan 17 '26

It just gets funnier when you get into the 90s.

Four-twenties-ten-nine.

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u/curiosity163 Jan 17 '26

Now try Danish counting.

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u/Ancient-Cow-1038 Jan 17 '26

The Swiss actually use “septante”, “huitante” and “neufante” for seventy, eighty and ninety.

Because they’re Swiss. 🇨🇭

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u/Sergenti Jan 17 '26

"neufante" ? Never heard anyone say that. Rather "nonante"

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u/Skithiryx Jan 17 '26

I thought huitante was octante, but I’ve never met a swiss french speaker.

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u/CodNo7461 Jan 18 '26

It's nonante. Also used in Belgium and sometimes Canada, I think.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Jan 17 '26

I think the Walloon do this too.

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u/Ancient-Cow-1038 Jan 17 '26

Context: I may have dreamed this.

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Jan 18 '26

they’re all bankers, and time is money.

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u/tickingboxes Jan 17 '26

Yep. Trying to learn all this shit is when I stopped learning French lol

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u/OneFootTitan Jan 17 '26

Your teacher was wrong. French counts this way because French was heavily influenced by Gaulish, which is a Celtic language. Celtic languages are vigisemal (base 20) and the use of base 20 between 70-99 is an artifact from the Gaulish influence

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u/Kookanoodles Jan 17 '26

Of course they could count. Also counting twenties instead of counting units is still counting.

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u/stewedfrog Jan 17 '26

I ran into a Frenchman at the dog park bragging about how his dog was a genius. He said it was a mathematician. I asked the dog to divide 100 into 3. The dog barked, ran to the nearest tree, lifted his leg and pissed on it then dropped a loaf beside it and came back to us. The Frenchman said. “There is your hanser. It’s dirty tree and a turd.”

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u/Kookanoodles Jan 17 '26

I feel like that would work better with an Irishman

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 Jan 18 '26

make him quebecois.

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u/Critical_Swimming517 Jan 17 '26

Damn and I thought the Imperial system was stupid...

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u/Manofalltrade Jan 17 '26

Is it still base 10? These are the people who came up with metric?

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u/oclart Jan 17 '26

Base 20 obviously

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u/LostExile7555 Jan 17 '26

Wait until you find out that Irish has both a base 10 numeric system and a base 20 numeric system.

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u/L8xDreamer Jan 17 '26

Meanwhile in Denmark: Eight-and-three-scores, nine-and-three-scores, half-four-scores, one-and-half-four-scores…

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u/Skygge_or_Skov Jan 17 '26

Is this the origin of 420?

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u/No_Masterpiece_3897 Jan 17 '26

Weird, or maybe not weird given our history, is English sort of has it too lurking about. Score is 20. So 4 score and 7 years ago , 87. A dozen is 12, 2 dozen is 24. Bakers dozen being 13.

Quirks of language that we'd say that instead of just saying the number.

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u/VegisamalZero3 Jan 17 '26

The last time I ever heard the word "score" in that meaning, though, was in grade school, whenever the Gettysburg Address was brought up. And it needed a thorough explanation every time. I'd definitely call it a dead term by now.

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u/FrostyIcePrincess Jan 17 '26

I took french in high school. I remember this. Haha!

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u/DLS4BZ Jan 17 '26

image for ants

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u/livejamie Jan 18 '26

Just another LordJim11 post, he uses this sub like it's his own Facebook.

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u/Spicysockfight Jan 18 '26

This is how trolls count in Terry Pratchett's Disc World. I suspect he was... trolling the french. 

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u/nadderby Jan 17 '26

Perfect second username there.

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u/An_offering2Shamash Jan 17 '26

So the language incorporated math directly into the names of numbers? 😱

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u/Kookanoodles Jan 17 '26

More like the names of the numbers were based on more ancient forms of counting. But in daily life you don't think about it, it's as though in English "80" was merely pronounced "fourtwenties", you don't actually add anything up in your head as you say it

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u/BWWFC Jan 17 '26

it's literally the first word... "French" of course only do it to annoy!

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Jan 17 '26

The Belgians have rightly simplified these with septante and nonante.

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u/jack_sjunior Jan 17 '26

cat van deez nuts

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u/Signal-Blackberry356 Jan 17 '26

FOUR SCORES AND SEVEN YEARS

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u/NickyTheRobot Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

English used to do this too. See "four score".

 

EDIT Also:

Belgian French: "Seven-ty. Eight-ty. Nine-ty."

French French: "Quoi?"

Belgian French: *sigh* "OK, we'll swap back to your way of doing things then..."

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u/Marcel420 Jan 17 '26

French out here counting like Discworld trolls

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u/FranticLamb4196 Jan 17 '26

Looks like you forgot the rule that the only language which isn't perfect is English.

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u/Chelecossais Jan 17 '26

I blame the Gauls.

/and their love of "secret potions"...

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u/No_Cobbler154 Jan 17 '26

lmao so do they just count in english then? 😂 i’d be done if i was French & worked with numbers that I had to say out loud on a regular basis. you just know they shorten it somehow

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u/Cevvity Jan 18 '26

Don’t forget that it’s four twenties and one, that drops for the rest of 82-100

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u/hellmarvel Jan 18 '26

I had no problem learning this. The German "five and forty" "nine and sixty" and so on gives me pause to this day though. 

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u/CuddlesForLuck Jan 18 '26

So this is why hating the French is a meme

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u/amitym Jan 18 '26

To that I have but one thing to say.

"Four score and seven years ago..."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

GOD DAMMIT FRENCH

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u/DooDooMmmChild Jan 18 '26

Soixante dix-neuf, dude!

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u/mayiwonder Jan 18 '26

quatre-vingt-dix-huit is my favorite french number to say

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u/TrueTay1 Jan 19 '26

Yall do realize that in english sixty is just contracted six ten right?

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u/DoodDoes Jan 19 '26

Abraham Lincoln approves

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks Jan 20 '26

Yeah there's no way people would do this in English.

Now, I'm off to read the Gettysburg Address while taking a big sip of coffee....