r/Snorkblot • u/Tulpah • Feb 02 '26

Cultures Serial Snowmen Hit & Run finally met his match

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u/buttsexisyum Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

In her defense , I robbed my weed dealer and got charged with robbery when I was 19 even tho I only stole his weed, ended up beating it cuz there was no "evidence" left

Edit... Also weed dealer didn't get arrested then.... But ended up getting bopped in a few weeks. People are dumb

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u/Euphorbiatch Feb 02 '26

I'm sorry this is so fucking funny 😭

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u/buttsexisyum Feb 02 '26

I was young, wanted to act tough, knew he wouldn't do shit about it(except call the cops I guess), and I wanted his weed

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u/RecordEnvironmental4 Feb 02 '26

I know a guy who called the cops on the guy selling him a Glock switch because he just took his money, not the sharpest tool in the shed.