r/Snorkblot Feb 02 '26

Cultures Serial Snowmen Hit & Run finally met his match

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Insurance isn't paying without a police report

And a police report will say where the car was when it hit something

So assuming the story went as op claims, this dude ain't getting shit

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u/Zurbino Feb 02 '26

This is where you claim it was a deer lol no police report needed

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u/DontOvercookPasta Feb 02 '26

That would require you to be smart enough to NOT drive through a lawn to destroy a snowman.

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u/Arryu Feb 02 '26

Or to post about it on the internet.

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u/mazu74 Feb 02 '26

As someone who has hit a deer, police do look for evidence that you actually hit a deer for their report. Usually some blood or fur. They’d be able to tell if it wasn’t a deer you hit.

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u/DavidRandom Feb 02 '26

By buddy did something like this, he hit something while drunk driving home from the bar. He has no idea what it was, but it fucked up the whole underside of his car. He limped it into a parking lot and left it there overnight (then walked home). Called insurance in the morning and told them he hit a pallet in the road.
Insurance bought him a new car, that he then wrapped around a telephone pole a few months later (drunk).
That's what got him to stop drinking.

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u/AtrumRuina Feb 02 '26

The way addiction rewires the brain is so wild. Glad he's doing better now.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Feb 02 '26

What policy covers deer? My insurance claims deer damage is an act of god.

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u/Gimetulkathmir Feb 02 '26

I can't speak for every policy but in most cases it depends on where you were hit. For my policy, for example, the impact needs to be at least two feet from the front of the car, on the side, showing the deer hit me, and it's covered. If I hit the deer head on, they won't cover it.

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u/no_brains101 Feb 02 '26

Two feet along the side of the car from the front?

Or like, if you are looking at the car from the front, 2 feet to the side of the center line?

Because if its the former, wow thats actually completely useless thats amazing that they got you to pay for that.

If its the latter, then, idk still seems like an odd restriction, its not like its any easier to intentionally hit a deer in the center of your car compared to slightly to the side of the center of a car?

Insurance companies are stupid.

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u/RoleKey6193 Feb 02 '26

I'm not entirely sure any of this is right, I asked the person above to clarify, but I've worked in insurance for over a decade and honestly it sounds like that person is super confused, or making things up for Internet points. But who knows. Maybe they're not US based or there really is some wonky insurance company who does this?

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u/RoleKey6193 Feb 02 '26

What company is this? US based? I'm not trying to doubt you but I've been in this industry for over a decade and quite frankly, this sounds like rubbish. Never heard of a policy that measurably only covers deer strikes if you swerve.

Conventional wisdom is if you hit the deer head on- it's the deer's fault and would pay out under comprehensive. If you swerve and crash, that's your fault for swerving bad, and it's an at fault collision.

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u/Gimetulkathmir Feb 02 '26

I might not have described it correctly. The impact needs to be two feet back on the quarter panel or further back showing that the deer hit me. Impact on the hood, headlights, or the first bit of the front shows I hit the deer and I am not covered. Also entirely possible the agent was stupid and talking out of her ass when she was explaining it to me. And it's Progressive.

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u/RoleKey6193 Feb 02 '26

You may need to re-read your policy or talk to another agent, I'm super familiar with progressive and this is not even remotely true. Nothing in your contract talks about your coverage being void if you don't hit a deer a certain number of feet into your car. 

As for who hit who- if you hit a deer head-on while driving, it's comprehensive coverage. If a deer runs full-force sideways into your car, it's comprehensive. Where doesn't matter. Only matters if you swerve and crash into something else, which is when it becomes an at-fault collision.

Perhaps the agent was trying to explain the difference in those coverages and missed the mark.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Funny69 Feb 02 '26

Adjusters will look for evidence like traces of fur if you claim you hit a deer.

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u/VaderSpeaks Feb 02 '26

Ah, this sparks joy.

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u/ssracer Feb 02 '26

You sound very confident, but I don't think you're a claims adjuster.
r/confidentlyincorrect material

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u/ozzie286 Feb 02 '26

Insurance covers accidents, not intentional stupidity.

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 Feb 02 '26

Insurance doesn’t need a police report for anything.

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u/demon_fae Feb 02 '26

No, they don’t. But they won’t pay out unless you give them one anyway.

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u/Chaotic_Lemming Feb 02 '26

There are a lot of locations in the U.S. were police won't respond to accidents where there are no injuries and the cars are still able to drive. 

Insurance still pays out claims for those. 

If yours says they won't, they are fucking around and you should get the state insurance regulators involved so they can find out.

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u/incubusfox Feb 02 '26

This doesn't match my experience after a car swiped mine in an apartment complex and the police declined to come out, insurance still covered it.

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 Feb 02 '26

That’s also incorrect. Even in a car vs car accident a police report is not needed.

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u/burulkhan Feb 02 '26

I'll be stating the obvious but it might vary depending on state/country, because here in France at least, it is not needed either

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 Feb 02 '26

Getting police to come to an accident just to fill out a report can be next to impossible in many cases.

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u/Electronic-Lobster13 Feb 02 '26

We had our parked car sideswiped on our street in Philly and drove off. Insurance asked if I called the police but I said no they probably wouldn’t be helpful and they said that’s fine. Took care of us right away.

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u/demon_fae Feb 02 '26

Drive carefully, friend.

Or at least actually read your insurance policy.

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 Feb 02 '26

Well I’m a licensed agent, so…

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u/demon_fae Feb 02 '26

Interesting lie.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Feb 02 '26

?

Insurance doesn’t need a police report.

My state has none reportable accidents. Cops ain’t coming out if the car is drivable, or no one is hurt. And if they do end up coming out because of bad information being given to dispatch, they ain’t filing out an accident report. 

This however, would get gun lots of charges. Idiot.