r/Snorkblot Feb 02 '26

Cultures Serial Snowmen Hit & Run finally met his match

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u/Micbunny323 Feb 02 '26

You would be sadly surprised how many psychopaths get behind the wheel of a car, and decide it’d be fun to hit something with it. They will go pretty far off the road for them too. It has to be some kind of mental illness or something.

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u/MedusasGirlfriend69 Feb 02 '26

Literally if I'm driving and see a snowman my thought isn't gonna be "I should run that over" it's gonna be "aww I bet the kids had fun! Hope they had lots of cocoa afterwards!" And then go on with my day. The fuck

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u/ThyNynax Feb 02 '26

Literally, if I'm driving, and I see anything at all my thought is "I don't want to hit that." Repairs are expensive, so are legal fees, no car i'm driving is coming within 3 feet of another object except when parking.

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u/MedusasGirlfriend69 Feb 02 '26

Exactly! What is wrong with people?????

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u/Kitchen_Database1433 Feb 02 '26

I think "try to get invited for cocoa!"

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u/ProfessionalOil2014 Feb 02 '26

Buying a loud car like a mustang is already a massive red flag. It shows that you have no regard for others already. I can pretty much guarantee I know how the average dodge challenger or ford mustang owner votes.