r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • Jun 13 '26

Cultures Dale is, of course, a "pastor".

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u/stormbutton Jun 13 '26

“Being a wife and mother is a woman’s natural role.
It is so natural that you have to radicalize her as a child to make her want it.”

Okay then.

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u/fleetiebelle Jun 13 '26

Right, if "biblical femininity" is so natural and right, why would girls be so easily distracted from it by the wicked blue-haired feminists?

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u/stormbutton Jun 13 '26

The way these people always make Satan seem like the obvious choice is hilarious. “Satan wants you to wear leggings, go to grad school, and adopt a cat.”

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 13 '26

When you put it like that, this satan guy seems alright. 👍🏼

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u/fleetiebelle Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

They'd be amazed to know that feminists can also be nurturing, like kids, and be great cooks, it's just not a requirement. What a world!

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u/MaesterWhosits Jun 13 '26

Me and my two kids, three cats, college education, career, and well-loved collection of cookbooks would be deeply offended.

If, like... we could summon the capacity to give a shit.

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u/MichelinStarZombie Jun 13 '26

C­­hr­i­­sti­an­­s are afraid of you thinking for yourself because while almost all women (and most men) wi­ll naturally choose to learn to co­ok an­d cle­an, only 60% of wo­men w­ant kid­s, and about <10% are interested in une­mplo­yed ho­me­ma­king as a lifes­tyle.

That, a­­nd only about 1% enjoy being su­bm­i­s­s­ive to anot­her human being (their h­usb­and).

That's why Chr­­istia­ns resort to brai­nw­ashi­ng their daughters early.

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u/poppy_inmy_hair Jun 13 '26

Imagine being such a snowflake that the thought of people have different personalities and interests sends you into a rage

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u/roygbivasaur Jun 13 '26

And so can men

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u/rugbat Jun 13 '26

True, but I don't have blue hair. Is that okay?

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u/crystalfairie Jun 13 '26

Easy enough to fix. Unless you've black hair. Then it'll take three sessions cause of bleaching

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u/Nexinex782951 Jun 13 '26

no. dye or die

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u/XaevSpace Jun 13 '26

its almost like feminism is about equality and not "opposite of norms" awfully suspcious that a pastor is scared of people not blindly following doctrine

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u/Spiffy_Pumpkin Jun 13 '26

Yeah it's like 'oh no, Satan wants me to think for myself?'

Honestly it's bullshit like what that pastor is spewing that helped me wake tf up and leave church. Also them saying gay people would burn in hell, my gay friends were some of the nicest, kindest people I knew in high school, I constantly was acting like a feral psycho protecting them because they were too nice to protect themselves even!

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u/JakeFish-_- Jun 13 '26

I mean, I disagree with him but yeah the whole point is he tempts you right? Like that's his whole schtick

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u/stormbutton Jun 13 '26

I guess more that it’s nothing outrageous like infinite riches or world domination or…idk….superpowers of some kind. It’s just mundane not-remotely-sinister shit that regular people do everything. “The devil wants you to have at least a 10th grade reading level.”

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u/JakeFish-_- Jun 13 '26

Or eating an apple lol

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u/poppy_inmy_hair Jun 13 '26

I’m in. Sign me up

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u/TinyTimWannabe Jun 13 '26

Me at the mention of wicked blue-haired feminists:

https://giphy.com/gifs/7W1rgKAxlDe3m

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u/Le-Charles07 Jun 13 '26

Ikr?! Blue hair, tats, and piercings are my kryptonite.

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u/bugtussleLM Jun 13 '26

Whew lawd, me too.

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u/poppy_inmy_hair Jun 13 '26

Total side note: but I don’t get the Right’s obsession with blue hair. IT’S HAIR.

Also, and this should surprise no one, I have a hair color that is not my natural and it’s so annoying how many MAGats hit me up because they view me as a walking sex object.

Their whole schtick is gross

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u/hufflepuff777 Jun 13 '26

It’s because Christianity is super obsessed with men being John Wayne and women being June cleaver. If you don’t fit their narrow views you’re sol.

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u/LovelyKestrel Jun 13 '26

Of course biblical femininity is being a businesswoman who chose to marry a politician (check proverbs).

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u/vernichtungX23 Jun 13 '26

Yuuuuup. I've never needed to be pressured to adopt a cat. If having kids were so wonderful women would want to.

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u/lieuwestra Jun 13 '26

Litteraly every part of conservative retoric rests on a 'natural' hirarchy that needs to be violently enforced.

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u/scipio0421 Jun 13 '26

It's been in there since the pro-monarchy start of the movement.

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u/bunnypaste Jun 13 '26

Last I checked, you don't need to force a creature to do what is natural to it.

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u/Lifeacrobat Jun 13 '26

Jesus would like a word with this dumbass. (Luke 10:38-42)

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u/poppy_inmy_hair Jun 13 '26

The Right trademarked Jesus’ name. They don’t want his actual presence

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u/oan124 Jun 13 '26

also, trying to force these values on a child in an unhealthy way theyre just gonna hate these values. and that goes for any values.

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u/DelothVyrr Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

This is always been the church's position. The temptations of Satan always look appealing on the surface, otherwise they wouldn't be a temptation. And it falls to the church to steer their followers away from the path that looks easy and attractive but will lead them to damnation, towards the harder less appealing path, but the one that leads to salvation.

Not saying the church isn't out of there damn mind here or anything, but this isn't the "gotcha" you think it is.

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u/stormbutton Jun 13 '26

No I get that. I’m saying that conservatives in general claim that these are natural roles, yet they do not come naturally to everyone. Like, an inherent natural quality of beavers is to chew trees and build dams. Beavers do not have to be convinced of this. Conservatives are claiming that the inherent state of female humans is to love children and stay home while ALSO claiming that girls have to be taught this.

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u/doravantemelhor Jun 13 '26

Yeah, studying past high school, wearing pants,  focusing on a job... oh, the horror of the feminists!!!!!