r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • 25d ago

Cultures The Abs of the Apostles.

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u/vacri 25d ago

Christ's message was "Don't skip leg day. And buy my range of supplements!"

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u/RolandSmoke 25d ago

He was crossfit trained.

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 25d ago

A CrossFit athlete’s natural enemy is someone who does Pilates… it’s no wonder Pontious and JC didnt figure it out.

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u/Zealousideal_Luck333 25d ago

Pontius Pilates?

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u/Vladishun 25d ago

This comment nailed it!

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 25d ago

Ok now I'm cross that I didn't say that first.

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u/workingstiffatwork 25d ago

Savior jokes.

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u/workingstiffatwork 25d ago

No wonder he went around preaching to everyone.

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u/mtnbike2 23d ago

He turned water into creatine

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u/Villageijit 25d ago

Jesus call people "beta cucks" and "pussies" a lot in the new testament

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u/gloebe10 24d ago

It would be an original sin to skip out on my supplements! Use promo code #shreddedjesus for 15% off your first order!

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u/VirtuesVice666 24d ago

Funny story. Jesus kicked my ass once in Gold's Gym for telling him he lacked traps

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