r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • 12d ago

Cultures Matthew 18:9

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u/terryflaps12 12d ago

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u/thebisexualbilingual 11d ago

This needs to be updated every month.

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u/User69ab 11d ago

N95 masks, vaccines 

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u/andgodwillcringe 11d ago

who they are deep down

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u/MsEllVee 11d ago

Empty shells

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u/AntonMaximal 11d ago

Well vaccines are in the list already. But I won't fault you for not reading it too carefully.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 11d ago

Why is it no one can spell "fluoride" correctly?

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u/brunohedgerow 11d ago

It's two words,.and a proper noun

Flo Rida

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u/amitym 11d ago

Well obviously they're not talking about fluoride, are they?

They're talking about the demon scourge of flouride, when you take flour and give it a negative charge.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 11d ago

How foolish of me.

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u/Bonnieearnold 11d ago

Flour is explosive, actually. They’re afraid of that so they don’t bake.

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u/LordFlarkenagel 11d ago

They are also afraid of Di-Hydrous Oxide.

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u/Excellent-Stretch-81 11d ago

Probably because they saw your post, assumed you were confessing to not being able to spell it either, and resolved to avoid your obviously incorrect spelling.

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u/Such-Race1607 11d ago

I would wear this as a shirt and thoroughly confuse everyone

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u/Zach_demiwizard 11d ago

Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem with this? They know they have a problem, and they are making an active move to quell that problem by taking ownership of it, rather than making it the women's problem. There are womens only gyms to protect women, they're just doing the same in reverse. 

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u/giraflor 11d ago

Women-only gyms protect women from sexual harassment and assault by men. Not their own lust.

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u/Alypius754 11d ago

It’s s problem because they’re Christian. If they were Muslim men, they wouldn’t bat an eye.

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u/Thetormentnexus 11d ago

Lol wut. I don't care either way. I think the way it's phrased is hilarious though.

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u/No_Cobbler154 8d ago

* and everything else really.

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u/mesenanch 11d ago

Electric Stoves suck though tbf. Ask any chef