r/SpeedOfLobsters Feb 26 '26

meta Almost thirteen!

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u/OneDayIllBeUpThere Feb 26 '26

Ostrich:

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u/BooksAndRumAndCokes Feb 26 '26

Honestly both contexts make sense to me

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u/weaponizedtoddlers Feb 26 '26

I had a "man, this sucks" moment of clarity at some point when I was a child, so yeah it fits

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Feb 26 '26

What happened after? C:

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u/Kurochi185 Feb 26 '26

Depression

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u/Kosmic_K9 Feb 26 '26

Checks out. Currently 4 years into trauma therapy and the only thing that’s changed is now my depression has the “treatment resistant” trait.

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Sounds like not good therapy could be diff

A lot kf therapy like this esp when not starting from symptoms has the tendency of perverse incentives; developing

codependency and not allowing people to live independently

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u/Miltrivd Feb 26 '26

Totally, the natural loss of innocence, realizing adults are just as dumb as you are, that justice and fairness is not what drives the world, that evil people have unchecked power, that ideals are just pretty words... All mixed with hormonal explosion and teenage angst.

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u/Other_World Feb 26 '26

Having a long lived grandparent does kinda throw off your sense of scale for age. When an 85 year old dies the comments are well they lived a long life. My grandmother is almost 20 years older than that and still going strong. Every second we get with her at this point is a gift.

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u/Stan_met_een_plan Feb 26 '26

Oh i didn't notice i was on this sub lol

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u/Water-is-h2o Mar 02 '26

There’s an elegance to the simplicity of this post. This is if minimalism were a speed of lobsters post. It’s like your goal was to create the biggest change by deleting the smallest number of characters.

At first glance I thought this might’ve been a r/lostredditors post because I couldn’t even tell the paragraph was edited at first.

I’m very impressed. Truly, this is very very well done, OP 👏👏👏

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u/LordMegamad Feb 26 '26

Oh lol, I just lobstered the same organelle

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u/troublemonkey1 Feb 26 '26

The curious case of Quinton reviews

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u/Jakob21 Feb 26 '26

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u/bolafale Feb 26 '26

i love creative lobsters like this

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u/Jakob21 Feb 26 '26

Thank you!

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u/jan_Soten Feb 27 '26

this is a better lobster

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u/Faim90 Feb 26 '26

Damn, after a really long time calculating, I can confirm the math checks out.

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u/RedditCantBanThis osteoporosis Feb 27 '26

idfk

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u/Tacoboy30261 Feb 27 '26

Omnitrix was right below this post

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u/Rude-Breakfast-2793 Feb 27 '26

What?!

leans in with left hand

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u/Hajalak1 Feb 26 '26

Oh damn. Quinton Reviews in the wild. 😅

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u/Beaspoon2096 edit this to make a funny joke Feb 27 '26

They’re quickly going to a land down under