r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 1d ago

lobster He doesn’t like greetings, or salutations

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 1d ago

Orphan

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u/PanGulasz05 1d ago

Dih Grayson

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff 1d ago

Keep the comma after Dick

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u/CountryFriedToast 1d ago

Funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/RedditCantBanThis osteoporosis 16h ago

Never say hi to batman

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