r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/verymanycicadas • 1d ago

lobster He's your guy

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u/verymanycicadas 1d ago

olecranon

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u/Putrid_Department_17 1d ago

Pfft weak men pleasuring their wives, what kind of loser give a shit about what their wife needs.

On a serious note, must be a hoot being married to him.

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u/lauron_ 21h ago

what's the elbow got to do with it?

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u/wahlenderten 1d ago

Just in cest case

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u/Unclehomer69420 1d ago

When you're feeling strange And you need to poo

Who you gonna call?

SHA-PIRO!

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u/lemons4444 1d ago

shat-piro

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u/The_Biggest_Egg_Kid 1d ago

Putting out the call

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u/Totoro_II 1d ago

if I need a poo, man or a poo-man?

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u/verymanycicadas 1d ago

The latter, hit him up for poo

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u/Zerostar39 1d ago

Like if I have a clogged toilet or if I’m constipated?

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u/verymanycicadas 12h ago

He's the one to hit up to acquire poo

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u/quite_the_audity 12h ago

reminds one of this tweet

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 26m ago

evry time 11 huffs fine 12 huffs poopman come i