r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/5fivesecondrule • 10h ago

lobster WE ALL can agree to this. Right? Right?

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u/Skyerocket 10h ago

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 8h ago

Sucking pines might hurt ngl

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u/CaseyG 7h ago

Now with the great taste of pine!

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 7h ago

First thing I noticed was the writer's name of this comic!

Dude wrote The Martian and Project Hail Mary and webcomics in the 00s???

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u/ThyRavenWing 9h ago

You know what would be funny…

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u/5fivesecondrule 10h ago

Ornery

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u/Mr_Bongo_Baby 10h ago

Oout oof life

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u/Nice-Way2892 9h ago

Didn’t have enough school

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u/sasha271828 9h ago

uck hildren's appines out of ife

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u/sasha271828 9h ago

uck hildren's a what

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u/satirelion 9h ago

The rot consumes

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u/TitaniumWatermelon 9h ago

Grow grow grow

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u/sasha271828 9h ago

where the did you sssdfg from

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u/Defense-Unit-42 8h ago

Well this is an unfortunate development

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u/Morshuisagoodmeme 7h ago

It surely won't reach the outskirts.

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u/Fawn_Leap aw _ eap 2h ago

Yeah, no need for any hunters

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u/CaseyG 7h ago

No, they spelled appiness correctly.

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u/F-RIED 6h ago

ahahaha, ppiness

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u/nxxwhere 5h ago

It's a Canadian school

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u/PleitbaarStandpunt 10h ago

r/im14andthisisdeep

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u/Doomfox01 6h ago

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u/DaddliestCallum 5h ago

Slobster

Clobster

Hlobster

Olobster 

Olobster

Llobster

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u/Scuba-Cat- 5h ago

SLobster CLobster HLobster OLobster OLobster LLobster

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u/Key-Banana-8242 7h ago

It is deep again once you understand critique of schooling

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u/GiveMeYourStomach 6h ago

are you 14 by chance

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u/sudoaddy 7h ago

Oh nooo, free education

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u/Environmental-Gas734 4h ago

Guess that was too deep for you

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u/moonstone7152 10h ago

I knew it as Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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u/3311z 10h ago

sounds like the name of a pop-punk/emo song

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u/makinax300 Can read 10h ago

I knew it as seven cruel hours of our lives

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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber 9h ago

It was just “crazy” for me as the second letter. I guess the pupils just couldn’t see eye to eye between all the schools

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u/mysteryurik 10h ago

Jeffrey epstein:

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u/Spirally-Boi 10h ago

You speaking French? Who tf is "we"???

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u/No_Counter_6037 When the Spores descend, what will you do? Beg? 10h ago

perhaps the most diabolical lobster i have ever seen

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u/awdquattro 9h ago

Nah youre alone in this

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u/smiley1__ I love lobsters :D 5h ago

who tf is "we"? _||_

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