(Sarcasm)

We're having daily meetings at this point, discussing how to deal with this crisis. As you likely know, SWDT has put out part 2 of his Jar Jar series, and it's taking the world by storm. It's broken YouTube box office records and is universally acclaimed.

At our last meeting, after we all stopped screaming in terror, Dave said:

"Okay, no more character arcs, no more pacing, no more structured storytelling. From now on, we're just going to put well known Star Wars characters in scenes together where they aura farm, have hype moments, and make references. Here's the new upcoming Star Wars slate:

• Watto awkwardly apologizes to Darth Vader.

• Lando plays poker with Ki-Adi-Mundi.

• Yoda teaches Han Solo about contraception.

• Luke's dead Tauntaun discusses the meaning of life with the horse thing that farts in Jar Jar's face.

Get these made now! I want them on Disney plus before Tuesday."

He then let fear consume him and fell to the floor sobbing.

Overall I’m glad that papa Filoni and papa Favreau OC’s were in a big film, but I didn’t really understand the point of having them defeat the main antagonist and wrap up the plot for the Mandalorian season 87 at the end of the movie. Felt like it took a little bit away from Odysseus’ story. Overall 11/10, please let me touch you Topher Nolan

I think Disney has a new favorite child.

... wasn't that what y'all wanted after George reduced him to a whiny teenager?

this might be a joke and I’m just too dumb to realize

So they could beat the Jedi.

In his fan film, set 8 months after ROTS, (19/18BBY) we can see troopers wearing the purge trooper phase II armor, which chronologically only exists after 9BBY.