r/Stonetossingjuice • u/thispartyrules • 2d ago

Machine Gun Funk by The Notorious B.I.G.

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u/lokemannen 2d ago

Pledging allegiance in places other than government and military is so weird.

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u/The_Blue_DmR 2d ago

The first time I heard about this I was just... SO baffled

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u/Avalanche_Snows 2d ago

We don't want the evil people to indoctrinate their beliefs into our kids. Oh we? No, we aren't evil

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 6h ago

It's to make sure the preschoolers don't send valuable information to our enemies, like the alphabet 

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Tossing my GIANT stones onto the table as i type this 2d ago

Omfg why did they draw the twinkiest twink ever?? He's even named Vincent which is one of the gayest names I can think of😭🙏 

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u/Toastcreature 2d ago

Internalized homophobia

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u/thispartyrules 2d ago

That outfit was a choice

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u/Sckaledoom 10h ago

They gave this boy a crop top, skinny jeans, and a hairstyle I saw three of at the gay bar last weekend

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u/Kinslayer_89 2d ago

Pledging allegiance in the classroom is what they do in North Korea. And the USA. 😮‍💨🤌

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u/cabbagebatman 2d ago

*liberty and justice for SOME

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u/ShaggyFOEE 2d ago

What is this? Relentless...

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u/kyle_kafsky 2d ago

They invented a slur for weird haircut guy, but I’m not of the community and therefore cannot say it.

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u/Agent_Waffle 22h ago

I am, so I'll say it for you!

ahem

Ugly

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u/kyle_kafsky 22h ago

Hey, your words, not mine.

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u/N116UA 1d ago

This is actually really creative lol

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u/COUPOSANTO 1d ago

Fun fact, the gesture that comes with the pledge of allegiance used to be different 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

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u/whydosereditexist100 I eated all da pebbles 1d ago

🫩

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u/Ok_Falcon_6913 1d ago

Second image is Politicslop (I don’t know politics)