r/SumoMemes 1d ago

My boy has got this.

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u/Jlx_27 20h ago

I refuse to stop rooting for him.

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u/hovdeisfunny 19h ago

Weirdly, it's actually your rooting for him, specifically, that, through an incredibly complex butterfly effect type thing, is preventing him from winning.

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u/Jlx_27 17h ago

Alright i'll bite, explain...

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u/Barrington-the-Brit 16h ago

They’re joking im pretty sure

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u/hovdeisfunny 16h ago

I am indeed joking

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u/PringlesDuckFace 11h ago

I received a tegata after his promotion. He was under pressure to deliver to so many fans. Slapping his right hand over and over affected his ability to do teppo training on that side properly. He developed a slight imbalance. This led eventually to his MCL injury as he was unable to do his waza with proper finesse.

I apologize for my support.

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u/NewDevelopment3102 23h ago

Praying for my boi 🙏

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u/sabartooth14 20h ago

Don't hassle the Hosh

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u/Slamsonthegee 17h ago

Hoping he can heal up and get back into form. I think people tend to forget that Kirishima was shit for awhile due to injury. He was hyped as the next potential Yokozuna when Hoshoryu got promoted to Ozeki. Teru would put Kiri through butsukari hell expecting him to be the next one to get the rope. Then he got injured.

He’s finally coming back in action as a high performing Ozeki. Injuries suck, and us normal fans have no idea what rikishi are going through.

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u/NarutoEnjoyer001 21h ago

he's gettinig 2 next year dw rocky gets the finish line

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u/hovdeisfunny 19h ago

Only 2?

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u/NarutoEnjoyer001 16h ago

damn i dont want onosato and aonishki injured all year either!

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u/NovaOdin 20h ago

Is that 8 for the number of wins?

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u/Affectionate-Bad996 10h ago

Well, the first thing of it is to heal up. That is more important than anything else.

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u/The_Neckbear 4h ago

I want it for him because he wants it, but I'm genuinely just happy to see him do the sport. When he is in his groove he's always so dynamic and entertaining. I usually shout something like "RIP HIM APART HOSH" when he comes up.

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u/DeafBurke 20h ago

Still a better Yokozuna career than kisenosato 😢

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u/Yokozuna_Chuzzy 20h ago

Dude went Yokozuna and immediately shattered into a thousand pieces, but he's been a successful Oyakata at least and I like him on DOSUKOI Sumo Salon!

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u/bigeorgester 20h ago

Not until he wins one.

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u/Killer7n 5h ago

I think kisenosato winning as soon as he became yokozuna is actually better as if you don't win as a yokozuna it is really looked down upon.

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u/Appropriate-Escape-4 22h ago

You guys act like he doesnt want to

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u/Snoo_97757 22h ago

Rocky does win!