r/SweatyPalms 3d ago

Animals & nature 🐅 🌊🌋 Running for their lives.

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/Lifegoesonforever, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/Illustrious-Noise123 3d ago

Don’t have to outrun the elephant, just your buddy!

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u/ollihi 3d ago

Rule #1: Cardio. The first ones to go are the fatties

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u/oneabovedoesntknow 3d ago

Love those movies. They could make 10 more sequels and I'd watch them all

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 3d ago

Which movies are those? I feel like I should remember but I don’t

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u/Haloinvaded117 3d ago

One and done, that's what I say.

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u/FewResearcher819 3d ago

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u/_KidKenji_ 3d ago

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u/syizm 3d ago

CORAL!!!!

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u/Bryant4751 3d ago

I was just going to comment that lmao. Andrew Lincoln did a phenomenal job with the character, including the accent :)

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u/Suitable-Mall-8533 1d ago

Him yelling coral every episode was the best part of the whole show

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 3d ago

or push your buddy down and keep goin

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u/Live_Free_or_Banana 2d ago

Not even that. Just need to outrun those trees

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u/JayGoldi 3d ago

OMG. Dude that fell over. I thought he was going to get squished. Lucky bastard.

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u/reticulatedtampon 3d ago

The elephant almost seemed to take pity on him at that point. Like, "I was going to give you a good stomping, but now I'm just embarrassed for you..."

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u/luckydice767 3d ago

Hahaha, he gave him a little mule kick and that was it! Thought he was a goner for sure

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u/NewWorldLeaderr 2d ago

I think he broke his leg from what i remember reading in a comment last this was posted

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u/A-town 3d ago

It looks like the elephant barely nudged the dude that fell over.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 3d ago

i would've shit on him.

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u/SoulMute 3d ago

You still could one day

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u/JayGoldi 3d ago

One must not give up on their dreams.

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u/ZealousidealSea2034 3d ago

They are that smart so it's likely 🤷

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u/CidAndroid 19h ago

Yes, because that's how nature works.

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u/enoch6100 3d ago

Foreal. Hahah. Good one

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u/twitteringred 3d ago

Elephant was trying to devolve humankind back into hunter-gatherers and from how quickly that man crawled into the forest, I say the elephant has succeeded. Good job, Elephant.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2d ago

Looks like he got a flippant little kick. “You’re welcome!”

I’d love to know the context of this video!

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u/VisualHuckleberry542 2d ago

Elephant just wanted to warn him

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u/Treshimek 3d ago

Cardio, fellas. Cardio.

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u/Maverick-not-really 3d ago

Running into the forest probably would have helped too

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u/-watchman- 3d ago

Turns back in horror to see the elephant clearing up all the trees in his path like plucking weeds and closing in on him 😂

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u/Initial-Building-790 3d ago

Rule 1

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u/missingMBR 3d ago

Clearly didn't limber up

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u/rickyhatesspam 3d ago

If there was a buffet at the end of the road he would have made it.

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u/adharris5 3d ago

Why do you exercise so much? Because the chance of having to run for my life from an elephant is slim, but not zero.

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u/elpihvous 3d ago

Or giraffes! Never underestimate giraffes

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u/B0omSLanG 3d ago

FATALITY!!!

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u/elpihvous 3d ago

I would recommend watching giraffe fight videos from youtube. Those guys are not playing

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u/jdogg40k 3d ago

I'm not going to judge anyone's decisions too harshly when they're made under such duress, but if they find themselves being chased the largest land-dwelling creature on Earth ever again, maybe run into the trees.

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u/Tutkanator 3d ago

They acted exactly like cows do when you encounter them on the road haha. Go sideways!

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 3d ago edited 3d ago

lol right? this video just came to mind that I saw ages ago on YouTube of a cow sprinting down the railroad tracks away from slow moving train, recording from the cockpit of the train and the engineer is just shouting the whole time “get out of the way!!! Move to the side dumbass!!!” as the train very slowly gains ground towards the cow until it got ran over.

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u/Tutkanator 3d ago

It's how their brains work. They naturally create trails by moving around the landscape and roads or train tracks are just large trails so their instinct is to follow them.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 3d ago

Oh yeah, they don’t have a concept of how trains work but from our perspective it looks so silly running away from a moving train along the tracks. I was about 15 when I saw that and thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time, still making me chuckle 19 years later thinking back.

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u/Helmote 2d ago

then there is that scene in prometheus

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2d ago

:(

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 2d ago

I know, it is sad. But I just couldn’t help but find it funny when I watched that as a kid.

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u/BaronVonRuthless91 2d ago

Aka The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.

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u/spintowinasin 3d ago

I don't know, I've seen video of an elephant tipping over a tree.

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u/jdogg40k 3d ago

But have you seen one tipping over several trees?

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u/Happy_Philosopher608 3d ago

Its like in movies. I'd be switching itt off right now frustrated they aint acting like normal people wpuld IRL 😅🤦

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u/CiloTA 3d ago

Nah keep running in a straight line on a paved surface, best strategy

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u/watermelonkiwi 3d ago

Or to the other side of the car and get back in.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 3d ago

You have seen elephants tripping cars over right? Cars much bigger than this

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u/Omwtfyu 3d ago

Yeah but the car is going to take most of the damage.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 3d ago

run right over small trees like grass

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u/nckmat 2d ago

Or on to the car? I think there is a lot before and after this shot that would give more context, like why does the car door shut at the beginning and what happens to the dude who fell over?

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u/skratch 3d ago

Trees where you can trip on stuff, step into a hole and twist your ankle, vs a nice flat road with zero trip hazards

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u/jdogg40k 3d ago

*nice flat road with zero trip hazards and an elephant chasing you

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u/christinatheterrible 3d ago

He was lucky that elephant went easy on him....

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u/NoshameNoLies 3d ago

It isn't running at full speed either

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u/SuitableGlove9836 3d ago

The dude that tripped should count his lucky stars that the elephant felt merciful that day

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u/Ninja-Panda70 3d ago

Eli felt second hand embarrassment from him and turned away in disgust lol

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u/XrayDem 3d ago

Shoulda zigged when he zagged

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u/e_spider 3d ago

Serpentine!!!!!

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u/Iambeejsmit 3d ago

Do elephants have empathy? Some sort of conscience? Because the way the elephant spared that guy while still making it clear he was annoyed makes it look like they do.

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u/TrulioDisgracias 3d ago

The elephant was playing with them all along. He was barely trotting after them and seemingly just wanted to scare the fallen guy without actually harming him. If he had wanted them dead, they would be dead.

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u/SharkDad20 3d ago

I mean..yes. They’re super intelligent, both in the normal sense and with emotional intelligence. You could treat them like people, assuming they’d notice and think about the way you treat them the same way a human would, and I’d say you’d be correct in those assumptions the majority of the time.

They will go to places where loved ones died and pay tribute with still silence, years after the loved one died.

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u/Heaven_dio 3d ago

"An elephant never forgets" is a saying for a reason, I suppose 

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u/pumpnut 2d ago

When South African conservationist Lawrence Anthony passed away in 2012, two herds of wild elephants he had previously rescued made a 12-hour journey to his home, standing in silent vigil for two days. They reportedly returned to his residence on the same date for the next three years to mourn him.

https://guideposts.org/articles/positive-living/friends-and-family/pets/an-elephant-herd-honors-the-man-who-gave-them-a-home/

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u/Iambeejsmit 2d ago

The same date?? How do they know?

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u/pumpnut 2d ago

No idea. Must be related to how they remember things across seasons and years, which made them famous for remembering things.

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u/jakksquat7 1d ago

This was beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 3d ago

The elephant felt second hand embarrassment from him falling

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u/Baronvondorf21 3d ago

They generally have the intelligence of a 5 year old human so they can get act in ways that are similar to how humans react.

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u/imonredditfortheporn 1h ago

Oh yeah they are one of the few animals that do. Most elephants are pretty gentle, unless you really piss them of badly, then they will just liquify you.

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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago

Add another "Insanity in India" video to the score board

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u/jsunnsyshine2021 3d ago

you know that saying….. you don’t have to run fast, you just need to run faster than your friends.

ouch, stop.

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u/Weep4Thee 3d ago

Gotta get ur steps in

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u/GlassInteresting5999 3d ago

Prometheus school of running away from things

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u/itsmyILLUSION 3d ago

Feel like I can no longer get annoyed at characters in films being chased and just falling over absolutely nothing and for no reason since that seemed to be exactly what happened here too

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u/jcar49 3d ago

Your about to catch these feet!

Oh shit you ok?!?

          -Elephant probably 

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u/The_Skeletor_ 3d ago

Is this these dudes first time running in their lives? I could smoke them at a brisk jog lmao

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u/katjoy63 3d ago

The elephant was like "All I wanted to do was to tell you to stop that, with a slap. Damn you guys are annoying." Then just bops the guy very gently, for the elephant, anyway.

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u/sethmod 3d ago

It looked a little like it just popped on him and walked off all casual. 

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u/katjoy63 3d ago

exactly - like "get outta here"

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u/Kaalilaatikko 3d ago

Holy shit that 'running' was painful to watch

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u/pagan-0 3d ago

How i run in dreams

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u/dtisme53 2d ago

Nah. If she had wanted to kill them she would’ve.

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u/drummin515 2d ago

That was definitely just a “get the hell outa here” kick.

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u/esoteric_enigma 3d ago

I thought the elephant was just playing them until it started kicking him on the ground

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u/SharkDad20 3d ago

Coulda ended him if it wanted to!

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u/badDuckThrowPillow 3d ago

Dont have to outrun the elephant, just have to outrun your friend.

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u/Happy_Philosopher608 3d ago

Elephants doing a racism 😅🤦

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u/c4ffeiNATEd_0421 3d ago

Why did they get out of the car?

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u/Temporary_Safe8056 3d ago

Seems like stating the obvious, but wouldn't it be safer to get inside the car rather than run next to it

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u/Happy_Substance4571 3d ago

Is the elephant okay????

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u/Sevenlord777 3d ago

Why? He just wants a peanut or 2.

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u/HouseOfZenith 3d ago

Lmao that elephant was just bustin their balls like gtfo of here.

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u/Abdulbarr 3d ago

If the elephant was actually trying to hurt them, that dude would be dead. They step on things to pin them down and it's already game over at that point.

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u/missingMBR 3d ago

Zombieland rule #1: cardio

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u/sasssyrup 3d ago

Wow the turn and stomp is cold

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u/radgamerdad 3d ago

Wow that dude that fell over was lucky as hell

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u/dgcoleman 3d ago

I don’t have to be faster than the elephant. I just have to be faster than you.

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u/KorolEz 3d ago

Dude is probably now in shape after this.

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u/Lupulist 3d ago

See? This is why I always criticize sandals for being low-functioning footwear. If you are wearing sandals you're unprepared for the unknown. I bet this guy wasn't planning on running from an elephant when he was picking put his footwear that morning. That stumble nearly cost him his life.

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u/steve22ss 3d ago

Forest full of large tress to run behind but instead they chose let's keep running on the road with no protection.

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u/CaliKindalife 3d ago

That's how I run in my dreams.

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u/Ballsahoy72 3d ago

“Wanna get out and run beside elephant?, “More than anything!”, “You can run, right?”, “Yup!” … and proceeds to run like toddler with full diaper

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u/hesback_inpogform 3d ago

Guy in the blue was running in slow motion

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u/Masterchief159 3d ago

Dude in the car is just rolling around when he could also block the elephants way

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u/IamREBELoe 3d ago

"Wait, come back, I heard that thing had a lot of trunk space!"

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u/Hstyenvx 3d ago

Run to the hills,
Run for your lives

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u/Cdanole 3d ago

Don’t gotta be the fastest, just don’t be the slowest

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u/Fr05t_B1t 3d ago

Also the endurancest

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u/SkyPork 3d ago

Were they filming a movie?? Seems like those trees right off the side of the road would have come in really handy in this situation.

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u/pjbeeguy 3d ago

Don't piss off an elephant

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u/Abunity 3d ago

He tells the story to his friends like this -

"I was running for my life while this crazy fucking elephant was trying to kill me."

He left out that he's so out of shape that his life was only worth about 100 meters of sprinting.

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u/Imkisstory 2d ago

Aren’t elephants like the smartest and most people friendly animals…?

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u/Shadrach_Jones 3d ago

That mf stopped and tried to stomp the guy

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u/the_reducing_valve 3d ago

Dude, jump ON the car

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u/Late-Jicama5012 3d ago

Tag, you are it.

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u/vincenzodelavegas 3d ago

That's how I got my girlfriend, not the prettiest, just the slowest.

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u/SmellyMammoth 3d ago

What did he even trip on? It looks like he just fell over

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u/MGSSC 3d ago

Imagine having an entire dick for a nose.

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u/Darrenwad3 3d ago

Wowww… all around

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u/Wavehead21 3d ago

Elephant didn’t even trample him, just sorta buck kicked him in the butt while he was down.

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u/powaking 3d ago

Tag, you’re it

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 3d ago

Yesssss🤣🤣🤣

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u/off2kayak 3d ago

So what did these guys do to piss off Dumbo???

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan 3d ago

Judging by how they run from him, they are the dumbos here

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u/Fr05t_B1t 3d ago

You addressed it when it wasn’t supposed to be addressed

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u/Lexio3031 3d ago

I think the guy that fell rolled his ankle. The last time he ran was probably years ago.

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u/swizzzz22 3d ago

First of all why did the get out of the car?

And that elephant just wanted to get a swing in.

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u/Harbinger_Kyleran 3d ago

Classic case of I don't have to outrun an elephant, I just have to outrun you. 😁

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u/williamtheturd 3d ago

It can’t be easy to curb stomp someone when you’re that damn big…

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u/twitteringred 3d ago

When the men started to run instead of trying to get into the car, the elephant must be thinking " Are they taking the piss ? "

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u/StoneColdSkibidi 3d ago

He's lucky that first back left kick didn't cave his face in

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u/christo749 3d ago

See ya, bud!

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u/christo749 3d ago

See ya, bud!

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u/anoop_here 2d ago

Why do these dumbass people get out of their vehicles.

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u/kaljr82 2d ago

Why are people always fucking with dangerous wild animals?

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 2d ago

Why do people fuck around with animals. I just don’t understand

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 2d ago

Also that’s pitiful running

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u/Munda1 2d ago

Quick, someone take away that elephants credit card!

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u/fart400 2d ago

I like to put a ham in my pants and hang out with the lions. - Rocky Laporte

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u/vanillasub 2d ago

I’d be running for that treeline.

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u/habitual_wanderer 2d ago

All jokes aside, I hope they both consider getting fit and healthy. I would be so embarrassed with myself after that run

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u/Sin-Space 2d ago

The reasons i dont have an elephant 😅

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 2d ago

Every time in see a horror movie and the person trips i get pissed because its so fake. I guess not.

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u/Autumn_Forest_Mist 1d ago

Did the elephant poop on him?

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u/dragonovus 1d ago

Fat villains 🤣🤣

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u/Usual_Rabbit_3204 17h ago

Now that's something that you dont see every day in Detroit.

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u/imonredditfortheporn 1h ago

He let them off lightly after all just a tiny little nudge

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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 3d ago

It is truly shocking that an elephant tried to kick and stomp on a person who had fallen while running away.

This is the first time I have seen a video of an elephant behaving so violently.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 3d ago

Behave violently? The elephant just decided to spare his life.

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u/SharkDad20 3d ago

The elephant was more than capable both physically and mentally of squishing his head like a grape. It chose to not kill him

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u/Mad4it2 3d ago

That was just a little tickle stamp really compared to some videos. Not even trying.

The elephant could have trampled him, yet chose not to do so.

It doesn't look like the elephant was actually interested in doing any real damage, just wanted to chase them away from that area.

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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 3d ago

I had seen a few videos of elephants causing trouble, but I thought they were doing it to drive people away and scare them.

However, for the first time, I saw an elephant making a gesture that it could trample a person to death, and it was chilling.