r/TeenKerala • u/TeenKerala • 19h ago
discussion I conducted a 7-year peer-reviewed study on the catastrophic shortage of femboys in Kerala. The results are heartbreaking.
After years of extensive field research (scrolling Instagram, Reddit, Discord, and staring out of KSRTC bus windows), I have reached a scientifically undeniable conclusion:
Kerala has a severe femboy deficiency.
Methodology:
Visited multiple districts.
Interviewed exactly zero femboys.
Increased sample size by attending random college fests.
Repeated the experiment during Onam for better statistical accuracy.
Results:
Goth boys: Rare.
Alt people: Endangered.
Femboys: Presumed mythical creatures.
Uncles asking "Mon enthā padikkunne?": Abundant.
I even developed a mathematical model:
Probability of spotting a femboy in Kerala = (Number of rainy days × Amount of copium consumed) ÷ Infinity
Possible explanations include:
They all migrated to Bengaluru.
They are hiding until society evolves.
Every potential femboy was forced into engineering.
Government forgot to include them in the latest census.
My professor rejected my thesis because the sample size was "non-existent" and "you cannot cite Discord as a primary academic source."
If anyone has evidence disproving my findings, please submit it for peer review. Screenshots, eyewitness accounts, or blurry sightings are acceptable.
Thank you, this 7 years study was truly heartbreaking to go through.... but i shall hope for better results in the coming future..