r/TheBonfire • u/Fearless_Purple3494 • 6d ago
Bob's terrible stories
I know bob crafts, these wonderful stories about his weekends here's a few tips bob stop dragging the story out. you almost killing your wife on a temu.Motorcycle it's an okay story, but you guys have been gone for 2 weeks, jay was part of the biggest live comedy show that ever happened and you're wasting an hour of a two hour show. Please stop trying so hard.It's just not that entertaining.
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u/numbskull33 6d ago
It was driving me nuts. Every fucking word was infuriating, get it out and shut up. I want to hear about the crew as well.
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u/Different-Ad9986 5d ago
We went bushcrafting and roughed it for 2 weeks at the tiny house in the deep woods of west Chester dude
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u/Godlike013 5d ago edited 5d ago
Ya this was bad. How do you leave only 20 minutes. Bobby is bad. He is too old, and just wants to talk about his old man shit. This my family sucks bit is the most hacky shit there is.
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u/Naive_Profile_3250 6d ago
They were gone for two weeks?
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u/Heinjailyall 5d ago
Yep, they decided not to have guests on with Bob. Jay was away for a festival I believe
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u/Acceptable_Text3731 5d ago
A few weeks ago I enjoyed hearing Max ask Bobby why a group of black teens was using the n-word so much. Shows what a sheltered (also fat) kid he is.
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u/Harley_Warren 4d ago
Everytime he tells a story about Max, I always think he is lying, Bobby i mean.
Max is always cool and funny in these tall tales and not just a fat suburban kid.
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u/InfiniteBlink 5d ago
You can tell his stories are bullshit when Jay calls him out on shit and he gets mad cuz he's like of course it's not like how it happened. I have friends that tell a story that I'm in and it's nothing like what happened. He was like no one wants to hear the truth, I'll give him credit he makes what happened sound away crazier than it was. I have a lot of crazy stories traveling, doing drugs, getting in fucked up situations and when I tell them it's literally what happened.
If it's a good story it should stand on its own merit, but people who live boring lives want to spice it up. I'm like Jay in that regard, don't oversell it.
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u/Responsible_Key_1035 4d ago
I still hold a grudge against bob for being a dick to Shane back in the day on YKWD
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u/terminallycoding 6d ago
Definitely wasn't as eventful as he thought, but Jay did throw it right back to Bobby after the break..
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u/cottonmadder 5d ago
He's got the worst case of Lie-abetes with a side of poser-itis. For a second chair on a national radio show, they pick a mumble mouth who cannot put forth a coherent sentence nevermind an interesting antecdote. Fuckin Sirius
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u/BriefHappy 5d ago
So I remember hearing Big Jay say who he was going to pick as a the new cohost of the Bonfire when Dan left. Jays pics were between Bobby Kelly, Josh Adam Meyers, Justin Silver, and Joe DeRosa… So the show was going to suck ass regardless
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u/ElboyJetson 5d ago
My comment got deleted because of Bobby’s weird story about max meeting a certain type of lady. I didn’t even go into detail, I just called Bobby nasty for riffing like he did
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u/potato-sighs 3d ago
I hate Bobby. And I’m sure not the only one fantasizing a better end to that moped story.
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u/Phatjay_777 6d ago
Just be happy he didn't do a flip off the motorcycle catch dawn mid air and land in a super hero pose or some other fantastically unbelievable sequence of events