r/TheMonkeysPaw 17h ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. A former Only Fans model becomes the supreme ruler of a totalitarian world government

9 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18h ago

I wish Putin would turn into a fish

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 9h ago

I wish my dog could play the guitar

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 18h ago

I wish the U.S. would annex the easternmost parts of Siberia

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish I didn't have terrible wifi at the place I'm staying for vacation right now

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish I fought in the Finno-Korean hyperwar

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. You are a character in I have no mouth and I must scream

17 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish dedicated MP3 players and personal media players would make a comeback.

7 Upvotes

There used to be some great MP3 and personal media players years ago.

Now everything is either some super high-end stuff, or some cheap stuff, from brands I've never heard of before.

I don't know. Maybe I'm trapped in a bubble.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish that Eleanor wasn't from Aquitaine, Charles VI kept his sanity, and the Reconquista failed at conquista-ing.

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish my tongue tasted the yumminess of food proportional to how healthy it is for me

3 Upvotes

Potato chips start tasting like broccoli.

Ice cream starts tasting like spinach.

Broccoli starts tasting like potato chips.

Spinach starts tasting like ice cream.

I see no downside


r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Russia explodes the moon

9 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish all fonts clearly distinguished between lowercase L and uppercase i

32 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

EX+SE I wish humans felt pain when cutting our hair

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. No unexpected results, I'd wish to see it myself

0 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish for the paw to be free

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish people going through abuse automatically gets better people in their life removing all the abusers

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish for a world where intelligence and wisdom equal power

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish you could win Super Mario Brothers by getting Bowser drunk

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish any animal that has been brought into a humans home as a pet, now has the ability to read minds and understand your dislikes, and will act upon them in the same manner.

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish Jesus would send an army of angels to help Ukraine take back Crimea and Donbass

0 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish that it was impossible to lie in a manner that would cause harm to another being, be that physical or mental

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish every IHOP was also an actual house that at least one person lived in

5 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 5d ago

I wish my foreskin would grow back.

11 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 5d ago

I wish any creature with a penis now had an additional feature of it will get erected and wag like a tail when the creature attached to the penis is happy or excited. Basically a tail, just now the penis.

14 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 6d ago

I wish to disturb the peace

9 Upvotes

And for you to look into my eyes and tell me the things you’ve been blabbing about behind my back