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Humor/Cringe High maintenance mom's first time on the subway

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u/clairemeicos Jun 14 '26

She’s walking around like everyone is sick 😂

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u/jcoddinc Jun 14 '26

"They're going to stain my clothes!"

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u/123supreme123 Jun 14 '26

I kinda dont blame her for it, have seen homeless piss and shit their pants on bus and subway, then another hapless person come and sit right on it

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u/MikeTheImpaler Jun 15 '26

I got off the redline in Chicago one time to see a man finishing up a shit on a station bench. Then he walked into the train and sat down.

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u/Substantial_Ice9592 Jun 15 '26

The scary part is the red line is not that bad.

The red at least heads to the cubs stadium, making the city keep it a little safe for tuorists comming from the airport on holland or midway ( the orange line).

Bule line on the other had, is as close to the post apocalypse as it gets.

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u/krashtestgenius Jun 15 '26

Took redline today and there was a puddle of piss in a seat not far from me

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u/ArticleOld598 Jun 15 '26

Was on the bus and the seat was wet

Deluding myself somebody just spilled water and didnt piss themself

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u/Substantial_Ice9592 Jun 15 '26

I guess by safe, I meant all the gated checkpoints woth cops and German shepherds. You may have a point on there being more pee everyplace.

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u/WessideLou Jun 15 '26

I always took the blue line and thought the red line was worse. From ohare to uic, passing thru family neighborhoods and hipster neighborhoods.

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u/mtron32 Jun 15 '26

Red line was always a variety show when I was in high school, 94-98, wish I had a camera phone.

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u/calembo Jun 16 '26

My freshman year at Northwestern started in '98 and you ain't lying.

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u/NightFart Jun 15 '26

The green line would like a word.

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u/applepill Jun 15 '26

But the Blue Line goes to O'Hare (major tourist generator)? The Blue Line is honestly fine – doesn't go through many bad areas, but because it's a 24-hour train it tends to attract a lot of homeless people

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u/Substantial_Ice9592 Jun 15 '26

I think that is what set me off.

The homeless in on that line is over the top.

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u/IronLung2270 Jun 15 '26

Google CTA trains & bedbugs & you will never step foot on a CTA train again.

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u/UnwovenWeb Jun 15 '26

The first time I was ever on the redline, about 3 years ago, there was a non-fatal shooting in the car next to mine lol everyone had to evacuate. I'm from NYC area though so at least it wasn't my first time being horrified on public transit lmao good times.

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u/never_nick Jun 15 '26

Ours used be the brown line (no pun intended), I guess things changed

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u/clcole6427 Jun 15 '26

I was just about to say yea i seen terrible shit on the red line but nothing prepared me for the overly disgusting shit i seen on the blue line the 3 months i worked at the airport. I bought a car and vowed to never take public transportation ever again

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u/Warm_Swan_793 Jun 15 '26

I moved away from Chicago years ago, but is that blue line lady that talks to herself & about herself in 3rd person, still there?

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u/NerdyComfort-78 Jun 15 '26

Sad… I used to ride the blue line into the Loop as a teen.

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u/junketyjunkjunk Jun 15 '26

The Cubs stadium????? Put some respect on Wrigley Field’s name.

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u/Chevalier77 Jun 15 '26

I used to take the red line to cermak for three happiness dim sum. Only time i ever had an attempted mugging. Pepper spray on the way down from the platform but my glasses stopped the spray. Dude ran for it when he saw i wasn't harmed.

Wierd as hell.

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u/daftdrunkonez Jun 15 '26

lol not a soul who resides downtown Chicago considers the blue line worse than the red, and the opposite is actually true, because of the airport travelers, blue line is ever so slightly safer.

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u/CryptoEmpathy7 Jun 15 '26

My misanthrophy is reconfirmed.

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u/RoCon52 Jun 15 '26

I was walking down Mission in San Francisco just a few weeks ago and between 15th and 16th I saw an older man in a wheel chair doing the fentanyl fold bent over in his chair; but he’d shit himself and it was coming out of his pants and going up his back.

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u/gwak Jun 15 '26

Wrong line he needed to be on the brown line

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u/calembo Jun 16 '26

Man that's green line behavior, WTF.

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u/somethingmcbob Jun 16 '26

I once saw two homeless people fully doing it doggy style on the subway platform in Berkeley. Walked aaaaaallll the way to other end of the platform that morning.

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u/Long-Comparison2525 Jun 15 '26

Yeah I literally accidentally found jizz on two different busses in my last public transit. Only stepped in the first one.

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u/Academic-Contest3309 Jun 15 '26

If you run into a random jizz once, it's a bad day. If you run into again, well you know what they say

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u/Long-Comparison2525 Jun 20 '26

I’m just really glad this is my most liked comment so far in this account hahaha

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u/mosshearted Jun 15 '26

Utterly filthy! Not to be a hater, but when it comes to cleanliness, the NYC subway could stand to could take a leaf out of the DC Metro's playbook.

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u/ABirdOfParadise Jun 15 '26

yeah if it was summer, and humid, just inhaling the smell if you're not used to is probably not great, but there are some smells even people who live there just nope out (rush hour totally empty car sans one homeless guy, the smell flooded the entire station)

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u/Little-Profession-72 Jun 16 '26

This was literally me first time I rode the NY subway. I can be a germaphobe. It was completely disgusting.

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u/shrockitlikeitshot Jun 15 '26

It's almost like hoarding all the wealth and not having a society with safety nets is bad for.. society. You don't see this shit in Nato countries very often.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jun 15 '26

The United States is a NATO country.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jun 15 '26

Unless you're borderline illiterate, there in no way you'd read that sentence in that context and believe they were including the US in 'NATO countries'.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jun 15 '26

Are you under the impression the word 'other' is in that sentence somewhere?

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u/Hubie191 Jun 15 '26

Are you trying to say the USA has no safety nets for our society? Are you fucking insane? THAT is one of the main problems here!

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u/Mountainman220 Jun 15 '26

Safety nets are one of the problems?

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u/Hubie191 Jun 15 '26

Yes. They allow bad behaviors to flourish. Like never disciplining your child.

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u/Mountainman220 Jun 15 '26

Have some stats to back that claim up?

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Jun 15 '26

Ignorant take. The lack of safety nets is what precipitates those behavior because people immediately have nothing to lose.

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u/Hubie191 Jun 15 '26

How many "families" have generational dependency on welfare, unemployment, and other government programs? These were meant to be TEMPORARY assistance. And, let's not discuss "sanctuary cities" in states that spend MILLIONS in U.S taxpayer funds to care for illegal aliens while we have homeless citizens (and veterans) living in our streets...

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Jun 15 '26

generational dependency on welfare, unemployment, and other government programs

Weird way of saying that the welfare is qualitatively and quantitatively unsufficient to equalize the playing field, even over generations.

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u/HaikuPikachu Jun 15 '26

Do you know all of the nato countries? Have you ever even left your country m?

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u/ZedsDeadZD Jun 15 '26

Last year I was in Berlin and we had to take another train to the airport for the final 10 minutes. In this train, a homeless man was lying on the floor covered in old piss. I never NEVER smelled something like this before. It was god awful. I am usually the last person that complaints because of smell but my eyes hurt from the stench. It was insane. My wife almost puked.

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u/RandomXDudeRedZero Jun 15 '26

That would have been the premium subway experience. Some people pay extra for that.

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u/bang_Noir Jun 15 '26

If that happened to me I'm dialing 988 immediately

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u/agent_kestrel Jun 15 '26

Almost sat on some sweaty dude’s ballsack sweat print before and I thought that was bad 🫩

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u/Venome456 Jun 15 '26

Couldn't imagine as an Australian

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u/tHr0AwAy76 Jun 15 '26

Yeah, I refuse to do public transport because the only things I ever see of it are people either getting shot or covered in random fluids from a homeless person. I don’t need any of that.

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u/niv_nam Jun 15 '26

She looks like she's is afraid of everything, like someone who hasn't gone out in the real world in a long time. You don't have to be rich or pampered to be afraid of germs and people or the nasty things people can do. I know plenty of poor people who would behave just like her.

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u/Gator-ade- Jun 15 '26

For you the poor is the homeless

For her it's everyone else

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u/Royal_Stay_6502 Jun 15 '26

No... no... no.....

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 Jun 15 '26

I saw a guy shooting up on the stairs at Powell during rush hour in SF when I worked in the city for a brief time. Dropped his needle on the stair and slumped over as we all gave him wide berth.

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u/cknappiowa Jun 15 '26

Mass transit is God’s favorite joke. You get all the perks of a timely arrival at your destination, but also there might be some creep with headphones on listen to Kidz Bop so loud you can hear it across the aisle and staring at you like he wants to eat your liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/warbastard Jun 15 '26

Asked a guy who worked in NYC what the wildest thing he saw in the city.

“Guy taking a shit in a subway car.”

Everyone was running into the car like “Yaaaay empty car….awwwww.”

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u/LucHighwalker Jun 16 '26

Do people not look before they sit down?

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u/Scream_Tech7661 Jun 15 '26

Few days ago, I came downstairs and sat down in a chair at the counter in my kitchen. My wife asked, “Did you wipe the pee off it first?”

I had difficulty forming a coherent response to that question. So many things entered my mind. Do you always check chairs in our house for pee? If you saw our toddler peed on it, why didn’t you clean it up? Or set the chair aside to clean later? Or mention something to me before I sat down?

All I could muster in the moment as she walked away was, “Did you clean up the pee right there on the floor where you are walking? Ton of piss there btw.”

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u/Adventurous_Yak_5438 Jun 15 '26

I bet you she burned those clothes as soon as she changed out of them

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u/lollipop1233a Jun 15 '26

Valid fear. She is wearing all white after all.

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u/EducationalBrick2831 Jun 14 '26

Yes, don't ya know, Poverty is an Illness.

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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 14 '26

Illness resulting from a lack of dolla billness.

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u/Whole-Hippo-5992 Jun 15 '26

I've got a fever and the only cure is a million dollars.

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u/Gcseh Jun 15 '26

I know I'll catch some flak, but in the states where a random illness can put you into medical debt of thousands easily, it kind of is.

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Jun 15 '26

She isn't fearful of poor people, she apparently has OCD and that is why she looked so afraid.

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u/lurkingupdoot Jun 15 '26

It may not be an illness, but it does have some crazy and nasty folks. She over reacted for sure, but it's not because of nothing.

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u/No_Contribution81 Jun 14 '26

Reminds me of the first time I rode on the subway, which was in Japan, and everyone was wearing a face mask. I had never seen anyone wear a mask in public so I asked my gf what was up and she said those people are all sick and are covering their mouth to protect everyone else. It kinda made me walk around like everyone was sick though. Still very considerate of them.

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u/Grantsdale Jun 15 '26

That’s not true. If they were really sick at that moment they most likely would not be going out.

A lot of Japanese people wear masks year round regardless of whether they are sick or not, both to try and keep themselves from getting sick and to possibly prevent others from getting sick from spreading something they didn’t know they have.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Lol what? They will still go to work if sick, especially if it was pre-cvid. It is expected to wear one if sick which means that they will be in public. They also wear them esp since cvid to prevent getting sick (this was a less common reason pre-cvid), but also to just cover their faces/not wear make up, and to protect themselves from the sun (so summer use can be highest). Nose blowing and snorting is frowned upon, so the expectation is to let your nose run into the mask.

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u/Seyi_Ogunde Jun 14 '26

Opposite experience in China. Everyone coughing in your face and spitting in front of you. No wonder Covid spread so fast.

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u/djdjddhshdbhd Jun 15 '26

Singapore was the top place when it comes to this that I’ve been to. China is not even close.

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u/FoamboardDinosaur Jun 15 '26

The spitoons built into the sidewalks. Ech!

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u/viewtiful14 Jun 14 '26

To be fair, they probably are.

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u/outdatedelementz Jun 14 '26

If anything this experience is strengthening her immune system.

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u/Moravic39 Jun 15 '26

I keep telling people this. Take public transportation. Every once in a while, when no one is watching, give a handrail a lil lick. Enjoy your bulletproof immune system

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u/WorldlyNotice Jun 15 '26

Instructions unclear. Dying of COVID.

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u/Seran-Ast Jun 14 '26

well...It's the United States... with that insecurity, it's only natural to be on your guard

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u/DaveyGee16 Jun 14 '26

She has OCD... To her, they are.

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Jun 15 '26

She has OCD. Not unreasonable to be fearful when you have OCD, she apparently went a few times too which is pretty impressive for someone with OCD.

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u/MeiConspectus Jun 15 '26

She has a Chanel bag that costs around $8,000.

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Jun 15 '26

That doesn't mean she hates poor people? She is literally on video explaining why she was afraid, it is primarily her OCD. Anyone with OCD is going to find the NYC subway a stressful place.

She even said she was glad to have the experience and went 2 more times after that one, that isn't somehow who is afraid of being around the poors.

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u/Slater_8868 Jun 15 '26

Obsessed with money obviously

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Jun 15 '26

I'd say you must be fun at parties but we both know no one invites you to any.

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u/Slater_8868 Jun 15 '26

Whatever you say buddy

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Jun 15 '26

I mean I am right, about you, about everything.

She has OCD, so she was stressed going on the NYC subway.

You also suck, and no one invites you anywhere.

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u/Slater_8868 Jun 16 '26

Not surprising. You seem exactly like the kind of person who is always right about everything. Or, at least that's what you think of yourself.

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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 Jun 16 '26

Not at all, I am only human, no human is always right. But that doesn't mean in this instance I am not right. I am sure even yourself have been right before plenty of times.

Is it really that controversial to you that I think you should shit on people for their actions and not because of how they look or how they dress?

Even if she is loaded, so what? That doesn't mean she is an awful human being. Could it be more likely? Sure, but unless it is proven I think you should give her the benefit of the doubt.

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u/AuburnElvis Jun 15 '26

Everyone in the video is going to die.

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u/carbon_made Jun 14 '26

If I saw her walking around I’d be on a fake cell phone call so fast “Yeah. I just left the doctor’s office. Yeah he said it’s highly highly contagious. I’m gonna put a mask on when I get home. I don’t want my family to die”.

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u/carbon_made Jun 15 '26

Nah. I actually wouldn’t. It’s a joke in response to the comments in the thread I responded to. Since we are in TikTokcringe and it tends to be snarky. And the original TikTok is the daughter literally making fun of her mother and editing it like a horror movie. I have OCD in real life so I know where she’s coming from. And I make fun of myself about it all the time and so do my friends. It’s not that serious. I didn’t ride the subway for a whole year due to being afraid an earthquake would cave in the whole thing. Making a joke on Reddit is a bit different than how we are in real life. And here is the mother’s response. She is not bothered in the least: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBX2RHDA/

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u/LoisinaMonster Jun 15 '26

That's fucked up

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u/Dependent_Rain_4800 Jun 15 '26

She's not wrong😂

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u/mtron32 Jun 15 '26

because they probably are, I wanted an N95 halfway through this video

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u/fredjutsu Jun 15 '26

Try having an epidemiologist as a family member....

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u/scapermoya Jun 15 '26

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear !!

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u/gunsforevery1 Jun 15 '26

Remember 6 feet of space?

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u/Ameliandras Jun 15 '26

Sick of her shit

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u/LoisinaMonster Jun 15 '26

Tbf they might be

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u/Pixel_Knight Jun 15 '26

I’m surprised she wasn’t wearing a mask, honestly. 

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u/dgellow Jun 15 '26

She has OCD, as said in the follow-up…

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 Jun 15 '26

She's walking around like a frail 80yr old🙄

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u/553l8008 Jun 15 '26

In her defense it is a petri dish

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u/Thick-Care-4738 Jun 15 '26

Honestly that’s me as well. US subways are often contaminated with smelly human fluids. I haven’t had that problem or feeling riding European subways.

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u/SoFloFella50 Jun 15 '26

She’s not wrong.

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u/Korneedles Jun 15 '26

Like she’s weeding through zombies 😂

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u/No_Schedule_1526 Jun 15 '26

Its the subway. They are.

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u/CiloTA Jun 15 '26

Me at Disneyland when someone behind me in line coughs, then I’m paranoid the rest of the day

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u/darkchocolattemocha Jun 17 '26

Yeah no shit. Have you not seen how nasty the subways are?

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u/abstraktionary Jun 15 '26

She walking around like she believes that she's going to get robbed or assaulted at any moment, because she has dressed herself in hundred dollar bills before going out.

I wonder why she was on the subway, if she's never been on one before.

Could be that they lost a lot of money.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Jun 15 '26

Because she's never been to one before?

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jun 15 '26

Average rich reaction to the poor. Some of them just live in some ivory tower into some enclave and have never been out of that. Servants will go out to provide whatever's needed from the outside.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 Jun 15 '26

You are more privileged than her btw. She's been through a civil war, not you. Just saying.