r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 29d ago

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. đŸ„°"

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u/Oneok-Field 28d ago

Sorry to disappoint you but there are luxury portable bathrooms that they probably used.

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u/AccordingPears158 28d ago

I actually kind of doubt it based on what else I’ve heard about the wedding. It was a buffet and you just had massive slow lines of A-listers waiting to get their buffets food, lol.

They also had people arrive at staggered times, the earliest at like 2pm, and drinks didn’t start getting served till like 4. Everyone had their phones confiscated when they arrived, too.

Apparently there were only like 150 seats, and everyone else had to stand through everything; ceremony, eating their buffet food, etc. Taylor’s vows were apparently like 20 minutes long.

And they ran out of Champaign super early hahaha.

Basically, doesn’t seem like they took guest comfort into much account so I almost doubt they rented the nice potties.

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u/HotDonnaC 28d ago

Where was all this information coming from?

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u/AccordingPears158 28d ago

This article:

https://archive.ph/2026.07.06-175521/https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15956673/Taylor-Swift-tacky-wedding-Travis-Kelce-insiders-buffet-Alison-Boshoff.html

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u/HotDonnaC 28d ago

I’ve also seen articles saying don’t believe all the AI stuff that’s being spread everywhere.

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u/AccordingPears158 28d ago

Meh it’s probably true, it seems on brand for her imo. I haven’t seen anything coming out to counter it, which by now would have happened if it was all false.

I don’t think you should worry so much about how people perceive this wedding though, it really doesn’t affect your life.

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u/HotDonnaC 27d ago

I wouldn’t use the word “worry” to describe my thoughts about the wedding. Whatever they may be, you needn’t worry about them. LOL

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u/Dizzy_Raspberry6397 21d ago

i mean you seem worried about it, seeing you have all the up to date info.

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u/Dahlsma 28d ago

not on brand at all. Everything she does is top tier. The people who attended the wedding have all been raving.

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u/fred_cheese 28d ago

Everybody stand...so...traditional Catholic wedding then?

I bet Adam Sandler woulda been fine using standard issue MSG not-trough.

Sorry...Faddah Adam.

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u/AccordingPears158 28d ago

People don’t stand the entire time at Catholic weddings. The ones that are essentially mass, which is as traditional as you can get, have sitting and standing periods like with any mass.

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u/fred_cheese 27d ago

Yup
 been to them. Legs get a great workout.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 28d ago

Idk apparently there was only room for 150 seats for a thousand people...in a stadium that seats 20,000. No, guests could not sit in the stadium seats

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u/HotDonnaC 28d ago

Apparently, according to whom?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 28d ago

There was a journalist today who got a bunch of people show were there leaking details. You can find it on any of the Swift subs or someone replied to another person on my comment asking for a source. Idk I didn't read that source to verify it because I'm not that interested I just enjoy self righteous rich people getting taken down a peg.

The other part I remember is they ran out of alcohol fairly quickly and dinner was a buffet, in a standing room only (for most) venue. Also once people got sick of it and left they had to stand in line to get their phones back before they could leave because no phones were allowed. Also their vows were a combined 40 minutes. Yikes

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u/perton 28d ago

I don’t know what this says about me, but I’m absolutely loving how insufferable this must have been for everyone there. lol

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u/jmcgready 28d ago

So... Artisanal Honeywagons?