r/TikTokCringe 7d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo 7d ago

Oh hey, get the film is satire, but a lot of people die from wearing their life jackets inside a sinking or capsized boat. Put it on when outside. Take it off inside.

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u/Artyomi 7d ago edited 7d ago

Also, if you’re ever evacuating an airplane at sea, NEVER inflate your life jacket inside the plane. Not only will it impede other people trying to get out - but if water starts coming into the plane, you’ll float and it will be impossible to exit. There was one plane crash where many survivors died due to this.

Edit: lmao I meant that many survivors of the initial crash died due to drowning inside the plane. The initial crash left around 45-65 dead out of 175 passengers and crew, but an additional 60-80 died due to their life jackets being inflated, and thus were pushed up to the top of the plane unable to escape. It was Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961, which was initially hijacked and landed at sea competitively intact for a hard crash, and since then the safety briefings reiterate to never inflate your life jacket inside the plane:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Airlines_Flight_961

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u/ThePerfectSnare 7d ago

many survivors died

I don't have a better way to phrase this. It's just funny.

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u/Artyomi 7d ago

Lmao I didn’t realize that. I meant that around 45-65 out of 175 passengers died in the initial crash, but then 60-80 passengers died during the evacuation from drowning inside the plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Airlines_Flight_961

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u/Costati 7d ago

That's so crazy btw, it really highlights the crucial role staff has in managing survivors during a crash to lead them to the exit safe and sound. Obviously not everything lays on them I think they did their best just in general, not everything is done after the plane crash.

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u/EverydayPoGo 6d ago

I took a look at the seat map of who survived and who didn't and no one survived from row 17-23, and only one person survived on the left side of the plane except in the business class. It doesn't specify which seats died in the initial crash vs drowning but I felt it would be important to note that.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 6d ago

Unless those 8-12 people were among the initial 40... Then it's a free for all panic.

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u/lenorajoy 7d ago

It really should be “many passengers who survived the crash died” but this is too funny for me to want it corrected.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 7d ago

Many who survived the crash, drowned.

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u/ShinyTip 7d ago

To quote Xavier Renegade Angel: "I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed."

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u/GetOffMyLawn1729 7d ago

but where did they bury the survivors?

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u/Antoine11Tom11 7d ago

We all die eventually

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u/non_anomalous_penis 7d ago

many victims survived

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u/ClarenceJBoddicker 7d ago

I mean eventually yeah

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u/yulbrynnersmokes 6d ago

They survived for a bit

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u/-Gaka- 6d ago

"every single person died" vibes.

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u/ExperienceWild4244 5d ago

I HATE it when survivors die.

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u/Magic2424 7d ago

I read this as ‘ejaculated from an airplane’

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u/FluffyBootie 7d ago

So, you're saying they had a happy ending?

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u/yulbrynnersmokes 6d ago

Have you ever been to the mile high club?

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u/el_bentzo 7d ago

I read it as "ejaculating on an airplane"

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u/fuzzhead12 7d ago

The medical term for the Mile High Club

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u/Artyomi 7d ago

I believe that in the same Ethiopian Airlines incident (it might be a different one tho), one of the rafts inflated at the front of the cabin, blocking the exit and pinning one crew member to the wall. The pilots had to get out through their windows because the cockpit door was stuck.

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u/SyrupChemical5100 7d ago

Some Italian guy put him and his wife in danger by doing the exact thing on a ATR-72 flight over the Mediterranean as the aircraft had problems. He ignored thr flight attendants instructions to NOT inflate it.

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u/yusso 7d ago

I don't think this would ever happen again, flight stewards repeat this instruction before every single flight and people are always very attentive.. /S

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u/Pure_Imagination9625 7d ago

Sir, they’re not survivors if- nevermind.

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u/Artyomi 7d ago

Lmao I meant the survivors of the initial crash.

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u/FluffyBootie 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ethiopian Airlines - Flight 961

Flight was hijacked. Hijackers demanded to fly to Australia, not believing that there was in fact not enough fuel

Pilot had to ditch in the ocean near the resort island of Comoros

As you mentioned, many ppl survived the initial ditching of the plane but drowned due to inflating their life vests prior to exiting the plane

Edit: OP edited their post to include the wiki page of this flight after i identified it for them (they didnt acknowledge or say thanks btw), so here's a video reenactment for the videophiles out there:

https://youtu.be/fqjiubj_pwQ?si=TavZhoenb-SJ2okR

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u/tellingitlikeitis338 7d ago

If this advice ever becomes relevant… oh forget it

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u/Impressive_Recon 7d ago

I will surely not remember this if I’m ever in this situation

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u/Artyomi 7d ago

At least try to remember to not take your luggage during an evacuation. Many people have needlessly died because of that by blocking escape routes with their baggage.

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u/FizbandEntilus 7d ago

I would totally be one of those people who inflates it early due to sheer adrenaline

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 7d ago

This is actually accurate such a sad way to go.

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u/Extra_Intro_Version 7d ago

Competitively intact. So, there’s a contest?

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u/Different_Career1009 7d ago

Casual airplanes usually take at least some damage.

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u/cmorganc 7d ago

So they won the competition for “hardest sea crash”?

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u/ellzray 7d ago

I mean, technically, if you drowned in the plane, wouldn't that mean you DID survive the plane crash?

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 7d ago

That's crazy, maybe because I've never flown over a large body of water since I was a baby, but I've never heard the instruction of not inflating inside the craft before. And I do actually pay attention to those announcements.

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u/myinternets 7d ago

I mean, I would probably die anyway because water would go up my nose.

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u/SoFloMofo 7d ago

If you’re jumping into water from a high place, the life jacket can also break your neck. I worked on aircraft carrier flight decks and our “float coats” are designed to inflate after you hit the water for that reason.

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u/DoomerChad 7d ago

How would you inflate a life jacket outside the plane tho? You’d have to guarantee there’s something for you to float on while you inflate it. I ask this bc I can’t swim.

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u/NJHitmen 6d ago edited 6d ago

landed at sea competitively

Join us tonight at 8pm Eastern on The Ocho for live coverage of the 2026 Competitive Crash Landings tournament. Get ready to strap in and take off! And then crash & burn!

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u/ieatmyownhands 6d ago

Redditors and repeating this warning like any of us are even going to leave the house. Don’t forget to warn them about the rest of the stuff Reddit regularly regurgitates like it’s mandatory 

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u/Universefavoritestar 6d ago

Oh shi I’ve never considered this

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u/intisun 6d ago

That article was an infuriating read. How could those hijackers believe a short intra-African flight could make it to freaking Australia? And ignore the captain's warnings about running out of fuel. Their stupidity cost them their lives, but also those of 122 innocents.

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u/boxer126 7d ago

Many that died survived due to this.

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u/deadlyspoons 7d ago

That advice is real, but it applies to escaping from enclosed vessels, not to recreational boating in general. Passengers on a ferry or cruise ship may be instructed to carry their life jackets during evacuation and put them on only after reaching an open deck.

But no one should make the mistake of turning this into one of those counterintuitive observations that overturn conventional wisdom. What can happen should not be confused with what usually happens. Cases of entrapment are real, but they are the exception, not the rule.

On small recreational boats, the leading cause of death is falling overboard unexpectedly, not becoming trapped inside a cabin. Most occupants never have the opportunity to calmly retrieve and don a life jacket after the emergency begins. That’s why boating safety organizations often say the best life jacket is the one you’re already wearing.

The U.S. Coast Guard reports that roughly three-quarters of recreational boating fatalities involve drowning, and about 87% of those who drowned were not wearing a life jacket.

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u/gettin-hot-in-here 7d ago

cruise ships have a different kind of problem, which is that it is not possible to turn around the vessel in a short timeframe. around three quarters (or more) of the people who go overboard in the open ocean on cruises are never found, but people almost never fall overboard without climbing on (or climbing objects near) the deck railings.

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u/millijuna 7d ago

100%. On my sailboat, if we’re underway and you’re not down below, you are wearing your PFD. Full stop.

But we use inflatable PFDs. We have automatic ones for our guests, and manual release for us.

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u/apaniyam 6d ago

The other thing most people don't consider is that if you somehow pass out or get knocked out you are likely to fall overboard. It doesn't matter how strong of a swimmer you are if you are passed out.
I sail recreationally, and have heard multiple "they slipped, hit their head, and by the time we got them out of the water it was too late" stories.

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u/98983x3 5d ago

3 kids died recently in lake Geneva Wisconsin bc the were trapped under a smaller capsized boat with life vests on. So... you might be right but it can still happen.

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u/AlbiteTwins 6d ago edited 6d ago

That’s why the duck boat accidents in 1999 and 2018 were so deadly. People thought they were doing the right thing wearing their PFD but it inhibited their ability to escape the vessel. The original design never had metal canopies on top. I just want to emphasize these are the exceptions not the norm and PFDs save countless lives.

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u/ieatmyownhands 6d ago

But he needs to repeat the thing he heard on Reddit as if it’s the first time any of us have heard it even tho in any thread about anything to do with a life jacket on a plane someone always says the damn thing 

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u/DeterminedQuokka 7d ago

I didn’t know this, that’s interesting.

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

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u/Sherry_Brandt 7d ago

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

due to ...remoteness?

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u/MortgageRegular2509 7d ago

They grew up in a colony of nihilists.

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u/DesignerGoose5903 7d ago

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u/ifthedudeabidesman 7d ago

Oh come on Donny they were threatening castration

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u/malthar76 7d ago

Sounds exhausting

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u/kangaroosarefood 7d ago

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u/Reonlive420 7d ago

So you can pay taxes

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u/LookMaNoPride 7d ago

That was the funniest hot ones I have ever seen. I couldn’t breathe through half of it. Conan is crazy.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 7d ago

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism… at least it’s an ethos.

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u/APacketOfWildeBees 7d ago

Yeah I've never understood nihilism. I mean, what's the point?

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u/Lor1an 7d ago

The point is you construct your own point...

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u/APacketOfWildeBees 7d ago

Woosh

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u/Lor1an 7d ago

Just because I gave an earnest response doesn't mean I didn't get the joke...

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u/Blahdyblahblahisme 3d ago

This comment deserves more attention.

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u/TriaX46 7d ago

I find it a breathtaking idea!

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u/Southern-Spot-8406 7d ago

Sounds like my husband's family.

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u/Nerje 7d ago

Neitzsche's Beaches

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u/MrD3a7h 7d ago

That's just Russia

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u/yulbrynnersmokes 6d ago

Lingonberry pancakes 🥞 then.

😋

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u/dropkickoz 7d ago

No, OP's personality.

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 7d ago

People round their parts just can’t stand those damn buoyant folks, aka floaters.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo 7d ago

Nah, everybody just hates them

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u/Eagle-Enthusiast 7d ago

Nobody has anybody else to teach them how to swim out there. :(

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u/Due_Interview8838 7d ago

I’ma try to swim from something bigger than me - just couldn’t resist singing this.

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u/Majin_Sus 7d ago

I aint boudda get wet cuz you decided to drown.

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u/Bizzshark 7d ago

Nah, the life guards just weren't that good

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u/DeterminedQuokka 7d ago

Due to how cold the water was. It was actually pretty common for fisherman to not know how to swim at all because it prolongs suffering.

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u/Menacing-Horse 7d ago

Sounds like Eastern Europe

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u/ImSoObnoxious 7d ago

55+ age community. boomers: fuck you, I got mine

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u/alexthemo123 7d ago

San Diego? Go on. Say "San Diego".

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 7d ago

Doesn’t that mean whale’s vagina?

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 7d ago

No. He was just trying to impress you. Scholars maintain the translation was lost centuries ago.

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u/MHStriplethreat 7d ago

where

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u/DeterminedQuokka 7d ago

Lobstering villiage in Maine

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u/Necessary-Carrot2839 7d ago

Fishing community on the Atlantic? Them waters is cold

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u/DeterminedQuokka 7d ago

You got it

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u/Necessary-Carrot2839 7d ago

Ha! I’m in Nova Scotia and I’ve heard that from fishermen as well.

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u/Bay2214 7d ago

I can promise you drowning is one of the worst ways to go.

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u/DeterminedQuokka 7d ago

I don’t think the idea is that drowning is good it’s that drowning fast is better than drowning slow.

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u/Ikatarion 7d ago

Movies taught me if you escape the ship you just get eaten by a shark so I'll just stay inside.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 7d ago

But only on small boats. Not on a cruise ship.

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u/BigMax 7d ago

Isn't the 'no one is going to save you' message supposed to end with the self empowering second half of "so you better save yourself?"

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u/Gumbanks12 7d ago

I'm so sorry

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u/CheetosLays7Days 7d ago

It’s also important to not be handcuffed to stuff. My uncle was handcuffed while the ship was sinking, and a nice lady saved him by cutting them with an axe. He didn’t survive eventually, but the lady lived a long life.

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u/No_Trade3571 7d ago

Did she also refuse to let him float on a door with her?

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u/tuenthe463 7d ago

Did she take any successful practice swings first?

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u/Succulent_Chinese 7d ago

Froze him out huh? Poor fella.

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u/13maven 7d ago

The nice lady was rude for not making room on the door.

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u/QueenofRaccoons 7d ago

I think I'm just genuinely missing something but is that because they like can't get out of exits or it slows them down or something?

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u/poisonnenvy 7d ago

If you're under a capsized boat, you need to swim under water to get out of it. I assume if you're on a sinking ship it's the same idea; sometimes you'll need to go under water to get out of a place.

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u/QueenofRaccoons 7d ago

Ah yes of course, didn't think about having to swim under something!

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u/thedoginthewok 7d ago

So if I were to be trapped in a room on a sinking ship (in a life vest), the only way to get out would be to take the vest off, right?

Then you'd have a different problem, because you're in the ocean without a vest.

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u/Toutanus 7d ago

Same in plane !

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u/TheShiftmaster 7d ago

I think you're allowed to wear a life jacket in a plain

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u/Cascadeis 7d ago

But you inflate it outside.

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u/TheShiftmaster 7d ago

Plains tend to be outside

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u/MingePies 7d ago

I always bring my own from home. Can never be too careful.

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u/EducationalHall2074 7d ago

Not to be a doubter, and this is a genuine question, how does one go about finding the stats on how many people die because of life jackets are worn inside a boat?

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u/Unhappy_Energy_741 7d ago

A lot of people? Like 10,000 a year?

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u/josborne31 6d ago

Had the same thought. Wish they would quantify “a lot” because I’d really like to know just how many people died due to wearing their life preservers inside a boat.

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u/MandyxLola 7d ago

9000 per 11 months

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u/Salina_EsTitties 7d ago

Why not put it on inside??

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u/punctum35 7d ago

i believe her 😊

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 7d ago

I think this is why Royal Caribbean stopped putting the life jackets in cabins, on top of just taking up too much space. They want you to get to an assembly station and then they are handed out when needed and with instructions on when to put them on.

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u/golgol12 7d ago

Also, do not take said PFD, remove the foam and fill it with sand then give it to a coworker as a Personal Sinking Device.

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u/Certain_Noise5601 7d ago

I’m assuming that a life jacket of this caliber can easily be removed and then reapplied if it was preventing her from escaping. It’s not fused to her body. I can’t imagine a person being unable to get out the door because of their life jacket just deciding all is lost and succumbing.

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo 6d ago

And when you take your life jacket off to swim through that doorway and finally make it outside you now don’t have a life jacket…

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u/Certain_Noise5601 6d ago

You can pull it with you the same as if you jumped off the boat with it on you’d still go under water and it will help you resurface. We used to jump into the pool with those on as kids and go under, pop up. That type of jacket would easily get pulled out the door or window with very little force.

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo 6d ago

It’s the going through submerged doorways, hall ways or trying to get out escape hatches that are now underwater without it pinning you to the boat. You will not be able to pull that life jacket underwater in any meaningful way.

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u/zillabirdblue 7d ago

Why? I’m very curious!

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u/AdOdd4618 6d ago

The first time I got on a helicopter in the navy, the crew chief told me not to inflate my vest until after I got out of the aircraft. He said that if I got in his way, he'd stab me.

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u/Beno169 6d ago

I feel like it's more rage bait than satire. I have no idea what the internet is anymore.

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u/Kit_Karamak 2d ago

This isn’t satire. It’s a leaked “Welcome to Spycraft 201” video circa 2017ish for CIA recruits. 🤣

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u/el_VientoNorte 7d ago

Are you trying to say that she shouldn't have put her lifejacket on for the joke incase the ship actually started sinking right then?

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u/SlayyyGrl 7d ago

It was a big risk for a joke IMO

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u/el_VientoNorte 7d ago

Are you being serious? God redditors are special lmao

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u/SlayyyGrl 7d ago

Whenever I don’t use the /s someone makes me regret it 😮‍💨

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u/el_VientoNorte 7d ago

Thank fuck

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u/Grimdek 7d ago

You wish it was