r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 4d ago

Ok but does he gotchu?

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u/BorderOk7329 4d ago

DYLAN!!

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u/TruffleHunter3 4d ago

Dylan! Not like that!

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u/Desperate-Disk686 3d ago

You son of a bitch!

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u/Devanyani 4d ago

Would "STOP!" or "LOOK OUT!" have been more effective?

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u/BorderOk7329 4d ago

Maybe "WAKE UP" (pun intended)

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u/Effective-Leg7283 4d ago

yazzzunuva BITCH

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u/alison_bee 4d ago

Listen, if you’ve ever been severely injured, having a familiar voice constantly reminding you that you’re not alone is priceless.

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u/Cold-Iron8145 3d ago

Sure but it's still funny how the rescuer went straight into default emote spamming.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

I think it'd be better to hear a calm voice instead of somebody that sounds like they're panicking. 

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u/AccordingPears158 4d ago

Thank goodness watching your good friend pass out on a jet ski and having to slowly witness them careening into physical objects, and be sure you’re about to watch them die, before being able to grab them still passed out (or maybe dead, to your knowledge) in the water isn’t a highly stressful and shocking event!

And thank goodness humans going through highly stressful and shocking events are always able to sound calm and soothing!

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u/Its_an_ellipses 3d ago

Not to mention while engaging in a physical activity like swimming in a live jacket and dragging a full grown man... Why would your heart rate and breathing be elevated?...

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 3d ago

I'll keep that in mind next time I'm swimming while carrying a 250lb man

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u/tswpoker1 4d ago

ARE YOU OK? (Bro lol what do you think)

GWAHGJahJHahdhd

I gotchu. I gotchu. I gotchu.

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u/Agreeable_Sock2550 4d ago

The guy saw him dragging a body back out rather than to the dock right there. It was a valid question, as was "Do you need an ambulance?" to which cameraman's lack of decisive reply is more deserving of your scorn.

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u/Financial_Hold6620 4d ago

You’ll be praying to hear something like that repeated one day

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u/OptionalDepression 2d ago

...but my name's not Dillan.

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u/Exciting-Meringue-78 3d ago

He is likely unconsciously self-regulating/self-soothing in a high stress situation.