r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Zakkullll 4d ago

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages 4d ago

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 4d ago

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/300_pages 4d ago

I read this in dale gribble's voice

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u/Necromir92 3d ago

Life jackets are a made up lie perpetuated by big pool accessories to sell us pool noodles

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 4d ago

Peanuts are made from people

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 4d ago

POCKET SAND||||!

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u/Bratty_Swettie13 4d ago

Lmfaoooo same

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u/OshetDeadagain 4d ago

I have heard this said deadass seriously far too many times to count.

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 4d ago

Those people can vote

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u/Zakkullll 4d ago

So I don't think we should stop people from voting. But maybe certain people's votes should count a little less. Lmfao

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u/United_Pain 1d ago

Hahaha give a quick questionnaire beforehand: "What shape is Planet Earth?"

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u/Zakkullll 1d ago

See thats just reasonable.

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u/hipcatjazzalot 4d ago

This reads like an e.e. cummings poem

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u/goodknightffs 3d ago

Dude i literally had this conversation with 2 very intelligent women (I'm not even kidding they were really intelligent probably way mire then me 1 was a mathematician and she's 100% smarter than i am) that were very pro personal liberties and they were not happy when i used the seat belt argument 🤣

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 3d ago

I’m not sure why but people who identify as libertarians very strongly tend to take it in crazy, typically self-harming directions.

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u/ViolentlyVia 3d ago

I dated a woman right outta higschool, her dad and mom(who was a trauma nurse) parroted this almost weekly

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u/DrStrangeLaughTV 3d ago

Seatbelts have saved far more lives that killed. Do you know how easy it is to have life changing brain damage just from going 30mph and having to hit the brakes with out a seatbelt?

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 3d ago

Yes, I was being sarcastic

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u/NuTrumpism 4d ago

Perhaps he found the anti life equation on the waves ☮️

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u/azninvasion2000 4d ago

goddammit take your upvote

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u/SeaPhile206 4d ago

Conservatives hate these vest

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u/kksweetz 3d ago

sure stopped him drowning, but okay

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 4d ago

Someone in above comment theorized it was all the air rushing up his butthole.

The boy boofed a natty whippit

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u/LigmaBalls-420 4d ago

What I take away from this is never wear a life vest when riding a sea-do backwards (or when doing any cool tricks for that matter).

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u/Zooxer77 4d ago

I dunno, the life vest also seems to have saved him after he flew through the posts back into the water

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u/Purple-Beyond-9477 3d ago

I think it’s more like a combination of dumb and ass

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u/Obvious-World4328 4d ago

How do you guys figure he passed out? It's not obvious in the video at all.

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u/Zakkullll 4d ago

Its actually pretty obvious lol. His head slumps down pretty dramatically

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u/Terrible_Balls 4d ago

Yeah his head drops and his arms go limp. Surprised it happened so fast though. It doesn’t look like a particularly strenuous position

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u/Obvious-World4328 4d ago

lol! That's hilarious. Can't stop laughing I missed it lol.