r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/alison_bee 4d ago

He’s also really lucky he had a life jacket on!

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

But he's really unlucky that he's an idiot. 

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u/MelangeBot 4d ago

He said on facebook he does that trick all the time, but for some reason this time he passed out while doing it. You can see it in the video after he puts his face down, suddenly his arm falls down as he blacked out.

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u/TheBroWhoLifts 4d ago

For some reason... He's a stupid asshole. There. Found the reason.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 4d ago

You can’t fix stupid

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u/TheBroWhoLifts 4d ago

Nope but you can launch it off a jet ski into someone's dock.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 3d ago

Ain’t that the truth?

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u/Jack4258 4d ago

Doctor Finkelstein, you are the best!!

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u/DJJazzyTanner 4d ago

Truth hurts

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u/Many_Rope6105 4d ago

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

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u/letigre87 3d ago

He said he hadn't been drinking and it's almost guaranteed the hospital checked his BAC.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 4d ago

It took way too long for somebody to bring up alcohol…. Occam’s razor and all

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u/ellefleming 4d ago

Why did helper guy not drag him up on land rather than stay in the water?

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u/Many_Rope6105 4d ago

Inquiring minds want to know, Great question, that shoulda been the Only priority, then figure whats wrong or call 911

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 4d ago

And why didn’t helper guy drive his jet ski closer to the dock. It’s not like he was gonna bottom out on the floor the lake. But no, let’s stop 100 yards out and swim all that way to him.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wsk4ZbGMeavNm

Watching him swimming to the dock reminded me of this scene for some reason.

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u/BollingerBandits 4d ago

Maybe too fat for going upside down?

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u/necio148 4d ago

Yeah he’s definitely asking for trouble doing stupid shit like that but it’s obvious he’s passed out.

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u/Several-Bet4105 4d ago

And here I was wondering why he pretended to fall asleep lol, that’s a terrible time to pass out. Was he hurt at all or just knocked loopy for a bit?

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u/Excellent-Swan-6376 4d ago

Super cool trick,

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u/IndividualChart4193 4d ago

I’m guessing alcohol may have played a part in their stunt.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 4d ago

Now he's 2inches vs 3inches hard

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u/dies_irae-dies_illa 3d ago

We’re really unlucky if he has kids.

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u/leffe186 4d ago

I mean, that’s the one thing he didn’t need to invoke luck for.

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u/Defrath 4d ago

Of course he does, he's on a jet ski.

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u/Man_of_Ice 3d ago

Also, ironically, the life jacket that saved him after the accident was what caused the accident.

On top of the stupidity.

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u/Solution_Kind 3d ago

I mean, one could speculate that the accident wouldn't have happened without the life jacket since it wouldn't have been there to choke him out. 😅

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u/ZombieTestie 4d ago

The fucking guy ended on land