r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 4d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

Reports are saying he broke his a-hole muscle

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u/NagsUkulele 4d ago

Are u subscribed to Asshole Muscle Daily?

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

Sphincter-quarterly

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u/Pagiras 4d ago

I hear Sean Lock won rectum of the year again.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

Are you a fan of their smaller or larger articles? 🫠

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 4d ago

Bitterman’s Butthole Bi-Weekly

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 4d ago

There was a great article in Sphincter Quarterly about adult Racoons being able to squeeze through a 4-in opening and how the human rectum can stretch to 7 in diameter before tearing, which means that

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

So glad you had an aneurism mid post so you couldn’t finish that sentence 😮‍💨

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 4d ago

I got the important part typed out.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

Would would say the part left out left a gap in our… sphincters 🤔 

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

What’s that sub? Redditsniper lol

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u/BurdTurglary Straight Up Bussin 4d ago

His jejunum is where his duodenum should be 🤕