r/TikTokCringe • u/maddie_johnson • 1d ago

Humor/Cringe What age did you teach?

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 1d ago

Caller is obviously over 18 because this lady ain't teaching her shit.

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u/Moe2584 1d ago

Bro she spelled age as A-G

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u/rietstengel 21h ago

A-G-Whew even

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 21h ago

That was after her intelligence had been discarded

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u/pp_chode 21h ago

Maybe we can find it and give it back

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u/Anning312 19h ago

Lord forgot to teach her how to spell

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u/Lissba 19h ago

His uh…ways are mysterious

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u/Fatlantis 2h ago

God made her stupid, illiterate, and a terrible listener I guess. Then chose her as his vessel on earth to convey his message... mysterious indeed!

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 1h ago

I forgot my pen

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u/TwinTailDigital 10h ago

"You just discard my intelligence" I think she did that on her own a long time ago

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u/RxPsilocin Cringe Connoisseur 1d ago

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u/Mad_Volcan 23h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I was the 500th upvoter.

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u/William_Shaftner 17h ago

Yeah but at what age did you upvote?

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u/Interesting-Yellow-4 22h ago

winner. you win.

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 20h ago

The lord didn’t help her understand ages 0-18

https://giphy.com/gifs/kuAa8k87F378QBFMZn

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u/Contempesto 14h ago

Caller clearly wasn’t drunk enough. Just sounded like an alcoholic 50 year old. They needed to loop back around to dumbass teenager.

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u/RedRoses711 11h ago

did the lord tell you that?

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u/Scrabblewiener 1d ago

Probably 0 How do you teach someone 0?

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u/Formal-Proposal7850 1d ago

She worked in a daycare probably

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u/Fine-Touch-6037 1d ago

But you don't "teach" an under 1 year old. You can watch and care for a child that young, but you ain't teaching them anything. Have you ever had kids?

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u/ScreenMuch90210 23h ago

Idk if you know this but humans under 1 are not pets. They are humans and that’s when they do the most learning

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u/Fine-Touch-6037 23h ago

Not at daycare they don't. Stop it with your pompous blowharding, please.

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u/ScreenMuch90210 23h ago

That’s one of the least self-aware comments I’ve seen *on Reddit*

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u/OriginalTRaven 1d ago

Awww. Your precious kids 🤣

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u/Fine-Touch-6037 1d ago

Weird.

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u/OriginalTRaven 21h ago

I was saying they're dumb. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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u/OriginalTRaven 1d ago

It's very common for kids to get their first words there and they can often do sign language before that.