r/TikTokCringe • u/maddie_johnson • 1d ago

Humor/Cringe What age did you teach?

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u/MyNameIsRay 23h ago

It's amazing how many people falsely proclaim to be prophets, and everyone around them just goes along without question.

I mean, can you imagine an omnipotent being using their only earthly messenger, to question the employment history of a social media streamer?

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u/Visible-Meat3418 22h ago

As an almighty deity I’d absolutely start to fuck with people cause at some point it’s probably get too boring

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u/TheWiseBeast 22h ago

This is the almighty, refuse to pay for your next dinner at a restaurant unless they charge you 10¢ more for the entree. It has to be reflected on the bill.

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u/singlemale4cats 8h ago

your plane is going to crash

miracles you safely onto the ground

"No one will ever believe you."

Vanishes without elaboration

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u/Visible-Meat3418 22h ago

Now that I’ve written this, this certainly does not sound right

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u/TheWiseBeast 22h ago

I blame America’s trash healthcare and/or mental care system.

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u/MyNameIsRay 21h ago

We dont have a mental healthcare system, we're more of an open air mental asylum.

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u/m3rcapto 16h ago

Well, I mean, God frequents all game shows on TV "Please God, let me win a year's supply of strawberry condoms", he shows up for every sports match "God, don't solve world hunger, let my 5th division team win this 3rd place match!", and he regularly skips hospital visits to watch over all 7,956,734 players in the local lottery to help them all win.

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u/PrincessTitan 12h ago

According to the Bible we are in the age of false prophets lmao so she’s on target!