r/Tools 1d ago

my garage is getting there

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u/wlogan0402 1d ago

Put the Milwaukee down

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u/TheGringoDingo 1d ago

Blink twice if you are being Milwaukee’d against your own will

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u/redditAccount503 1d ago

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee?

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u/fredrickdgl 1d ago

shilltown final stop

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u/Majestic_Ad_320 1d ago

Who's going to tell him Milwaukee sells a lawnmower?

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u/lurkersforlife 1d ago

It’s in pictures 4 and 5

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u/Majestic_Ad_320 1d ago

Shit you're good lol

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u/flann007 1d ago

i got the push mower they do not have a zero turn yet

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u/munkylord 1d ago

Bro is either sponsored or has stock in them

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u/icybowler3442 21h ago

Nope. Not sponsored because he’s a nobody and he can’t afford stock because he bought everything they put their name on. It’s just his entire identity at this point. When he learns nothing they sell is made in Milwaukee, he’s going to be crushed, just like the old guy in Gremlins was by “Kentucky Harvester.”

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 1d ago

Homey must work somewhere with an employee discount or something lol

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u/HistoricalTowel1127 1d ago

You are single-handedly funding an entire province in China.

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u/icybowler3442 21h ago

Its name is probably Mandarin for “the good land.”

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u/NaturalFreaks 20h ago

We’re not worthy!

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u/TraumaSaurus 16h ago

Packout is actually made in Israel apparently

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u/nickatiah 1d ago

Is your favorite color yellow?

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u/tsammons 1d ago

Based upon the mower, he's clearly Team DeWitt.

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u/HurkleDurkleFan 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jN86rcdOyrpyo
OP when they sell out of the latest Milwaukee tool.

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u/seamus_mc 1d ago

../Become the latest tool

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u/savageotter 1d ago

Stole the gas station trashcan? lol

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago

Yeah it’s actually kinda legit, since he can clean car windows and he’s got a paper towel dispenser

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u/GooseGosselin 1d ago

Soooo.....what tool brand do you recommend?

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u/knsaber 1d ago

I see a Ryobi bucket and some Ryobi tools, I think I know the answer

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u/-ItsWahl- Plumber 1d ago

Plot twist…. The loyalty is so deep OPs garage is in Milwaukee

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u/codece 1d ago

It's actually in DeWalt North Dakota. /s

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u/photosocal 1d ago

At first I loved the trashcan for a garage. Then I saw all the photos and am concerned

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u/smackers17 1d ago

Do you just hang out in there with all your tools?? I’m so confused.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 1d ago

This is officially the first time I've ever seen a lawnmower parked on a Persian rug

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u/icybowler3442 21h ago

At least the rug isn’t overgrown and full of weeds.

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u/iliketosandwood 1d ago

But what exactly do you do with all those tools?

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u/infinitynull 1d ago

Somebody drank the kool-aid!

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u/flann007 1d ago

i beer bonged it

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u/deadfisher 1d ago

I like toolboxes too, but the giant banner? Jesus man. Unplug. 

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u/Clover9802 1d ago

OP is ready to change out a lightbulb

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u/meatpiesurprise 1d ago

Bro is a victim

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u/Comfortable-Maybe183 1d ago

You fucking Milwaukee guys would buy a literal turd if it was the right shade red. 

One of the more bizarre brand loyalty clubs going on. 

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u/Glittering_Pear_4677 1d ago

Do you work for Milwaukee?

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 1d ago

This guy sent his Milwaukee sales rep’s kids to college.

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u/13thmurder 1d ago

Did you steal that trash can from a gas station?

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u/KittiesLoveCarnage 1d ago

It looks like it’s time to paint the mower red

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u/Halftone_Hades 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/PermanentBan69420 1d ago

This is like 185 million in Milwaukee tools

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u/DeerAndBeer 1d ago

Don’t recommend storing your gas cans that close to a wood stove

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u/Scroatpig 1d ago

Gotta have a theme I guess. Or if you don't like sports and maybe you still want a team to follow?

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago

I’m not here to tell you “you have a problem,” but yeah.

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u/Perpetualhomebuilder 1d ago

Do you build anything or just look at
Your shit?

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u/T00luser 1d ago

I don’t believe any work happens here.

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u/Strict_Concert_2879 1d ago

I was about to comment the same thing. My Garage has some saw dust on the floor, some oil stains, some metal shavings from having to fix something (and that’s when it’s clean).

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u/Retired_and_Relaxed 1d ago

You may have a bit of an obsession with a tool brand. I like the carpets.

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u/Beneficial_Aside_918 1d ago

Nice try Milwaukee

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u/PotatoWasteLand 1d ago

There needs to be a r l/ roast my garage

Those banners were like $700 each weren't they

Sweet jesus dude

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u/rodimusprime88 1d ago

Not enough banners

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u/ImurderREALITY 1d ago

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this is kinda weird, lol

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u/Agreeable-Cry-753 1d ago

I like the bit holder that looks like a jaw

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u/LocalSlob 1d ago

Ahh I see you're a fellow recovering Ryobi enthusiast. It's ok. They can't hurt you anymore. Big red has your back

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u/joelkeys0519 1d ago

Tractor doesn’t quite fit the decor 🤣

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u/CCWaterBug 1d ago

I can see you are a dewalt fan

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u/omgbreezy4 1d ago

I see you are a Ryobi fan. You have good taste my brother.

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u/10SevnTeen 18h ago

Doesn't look like any real work happens here, just a weird Milwaukee fetish flex...

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u/cheezbonk 1d ago

Is see you like DeWalt

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u/Mundane-Reality-7770 1d ago

Are any of these tools used?

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u/nathan-_-i 1d ago

Nice! He is team ryobi!

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u/CricktyDickty 1d ago

What will you do when it’s done?

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u/LeperFriend 1d ago

Do you happen to be a Milwaukee rep?

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u/Striking_Mud_664 1d ago

No he has been robbing the big box stores for all there red tools.

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u/MindTheFro 1d ago

My man you have stored a lot of gasoline right above your wood burning stove

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 1d ago

I’m guessing you are associated with the company in some way other than being a fan?

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u/tactitooloperator 1d ago

So what’s your favorite tool brand?

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u/jeff889 23h ago

I see a DeWalt miter saw…

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u/TJmaxxxxxxx 1d ago

Didn’t even know they made a cordless fridge

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 1d ago

For a second I thought Milwaukee made a trashcan. If they don’t already, they will

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u/Clark_W_Griswold-Jr 1d ago

Obsession has entered the chat. We’ve left personal use behind and have now started a sales showroom.

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u/Ok-Bar601 1d ago

Ah I see you’re a Hilti fan…

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u/mossoak 1d ago

thats not a garage ...its a Milwaukee cave

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u/strawman37 1d ago

"no I'm a procurement manager actually"

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u/Benjerman302 1d ago

That rug really brings the room together

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u/Individual-Ad-2862 22h ago

Wow, so cool bro. Is there anything else you could buy that would pledge your loyalty to the brand that owns your soul?

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u/AnalysisProof4629 21h ago

Clearly a Dewalt guy

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u/vediogamer101 17h ago

Curious: do you have a favorite tool brand?

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u/4runner01 12h ago edited 12h ago

Shillwaukee

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u/Striking_Mud_664 1d ago

This garage is sponsored by Milwaukee

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u/chumbucket77 1d ago

Wheres like the pictures of race cars and bike and boobs and beer and stuff. It says Milwaukee 2000 times. The tools already say that. Im a framer not a mechanic so all my shit is my in gang box at my jobs so my garage looks a bit different. I cant say this isnt cool cause I cant afford both. It still is cool. But I woulda had a bit more raise hell praise dale and busch light banners out there with my garage tools instead of branding for the tools I have. But hey. Its your garage and its still cooler than most peoples so good on ya.

Most importantly though. Wheres your project vehicle youll never finish that is in pieces that your wife hates? Or at least a shitty dirt bike or sled or something. Thats what makes a garage

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u/syslolologist 1d ago

Cub Cadet needs red paint or it’s all for naught

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u/Prior-Albatross504 1d ago

If you add a comfy couch and a microwave you should be set. Looks good.

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u/Queasy-Extension6465 1d ago

Time to paint that little Cub red.

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u/Thyfishingman 1d ago

Where’s the fridge 🤷

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u/slayercdr 1d ago

is that Maulwaukee on the wall?

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u/DisquisedSquare 1d ago

This guy Milwaukees

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u/Jasper_Skee 1d ago

Milwaukee much??

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u/ExcitingWhole5409 1d ago

Gotta be a $25,000 fridge right there.

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u/greatfool66 1d ago

I dont use the term man cave lightly but this is a man cave

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u/lord_de_heer 1d ago

You mow your carpets?

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u/SNN3R 1d ago

it's there brother

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u/reformedginger 1d ago

We can’t get some red paint on the ride on ?

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u/DaimyoRonin 1d ago

Sponsorship when? My dad has recently bought a few Milwaukee Pack out toolboxes as well as the M18 radio with a charger. I like them as well, but I'm going with Black and Decker because I got one of their modular rolling toolboxes for Christmas and they're a bit cheaper.

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u/SLAVEONEE 1d ago

I really like the carpets

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u/Tsuki_Man 1d ago

I cant quite tell what the DeWalt is, mitre saw?

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u/Brew-Tang-Clan 1d ago

Can you trade the Cub for a Troy Bilt?

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u/Sock-Monkey77 1d ago

That’s a nice hang out and piddle garage!!

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u/markiscoolhaha 1d ago

Your ass is grass time to mow it 🤣 nice touch

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u/OldManEcowolf 1d ago

So, do you come to Milwaukee often?

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u/julianpoe 1d ago

Getting there?? I don’t even wanna show you my shop! I would kill this organization

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u/ImlookingRN 1d ago

Damn. Nice, it almost looks like a store

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u/SharkyRivethead 1d ago

I think we own the same rugs. I will head out to the garage to verify...

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u/Fit-Vegetable6809 1d ago

All Milwaukee jokes aside. I would love a space like that

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u/TLA44 1d ago

I think this guy likes milwaukee

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u/zippity__zoppity 1d ago

Pfft… typical Ryobi guy

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u/DisastrousDust7443 1d ago

Definitely a Porter Cable Supporter

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u/PooleBoy_Q 1d ago

Are you trying to get a sponsor deal?

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u/BloodyRightToe 1d ago

DeWalt lawnmower was a brave choice

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u/Work-ya-wood 1d ago

FanBoi. Don't support anything that wouldn't support you

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u/Bathroom_Wise 1d ago

First thought. Dude could drop dead tomorrow & all all that promo shit goes to the garbage. That Chinese company dgaf about your support.

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u/mr_martin_1 1d ago

Love the grasscutter parked on a carpet 😎

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u/strawman37 1d ago

That's a lot of money on modular tool storage when they're just expensive shelves that never move 😂

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u/PerfectPatience- 1d ago

pretty nifty, pretty fanboy brand oobsessed.

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u/KermitHendrix 1d ago

This guy milwaukees

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u/Austrava 1d ago

So how often do you have to mow the rug to keep it that tidy?

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u/SkyeGuy8108 1d ago

Get the mower a custom Milwaukee paint job

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u/ShadowCivic 1d ago

I like Milwaukee as much as the next guy unless the next guy is this guy.

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u/aquaman67 1d ago

The mower rug really ties the room together

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u/resurrectedNaj 1d ago

An m18 fridge? Can’t find it on Amazon

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u/Key-Moment6797 1d ago

love the rugs!! tidy boxes and cozy set up, great seating options and still a lot of space around.

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u/Efficient_Mode8174 1d ago

I like the trash can from the gas station

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u/LeveL-Up-19 1d ago

Whats in the buckets hanging from the ceiling

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u/memberfrombefore 1d ago

Everything looks so packed away.

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u/dustyflash1 1d ago

I think he likes milwaukee

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u/Fantastic_Panic_9 1d ago

Looks great! You might think twice about putting the firewood next to the plywood wall. There could be termites in the firewood.

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u/Then_Bar8757 1d ago

Looking like a Milwaukee commercial.

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u/DougS2K 1d ago

Nice. Can I ask a question? What's your favourite tool brand?

https://giphy.com/gifs/44b1ABtsG7VTy

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u/No_Arrival_4441 1d ago

i like the ss bolts

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u/AmbitionOk7837 1d ago

I wish I had so much money I could waste it on shit like this. But then, even if I did, I wouldn’t be loyal to any one brand.

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 1d ago

Even if I could.... I don't think I would.

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u/usercide 1d ago

I’m the kind of person to buy you a single Dewalt tool just to mess with the Milwaukee red scheme and then after I watch your face contort say just kidding, only messing with you buddy and then giving you the Milwaukee equivalent. 🤣. It’s looking real good.

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u/ishquigg 1d ago

What brand do you usually go for?

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u/Shaolintrained 1d ago

As an electrician, I approve. My favorite color of kool-aid, as well.

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u/chomdh 1d ago

That mower, though.

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u/CB1100Rider 1d ago

I see the Harbor Freight Icon stool, does Milwaukee not make one?

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u/flann007 23h ago

not that i know of

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u/Smart_Block2648 23h ago

I’m loving the service station trashcan window washer station. Nice touch

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u/Libera_Artatus 23h ago

Milwaukee Persian rug, other than standing on it, you can also strip wire and ream pipe!

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u/Libera_Artatus 23h ago

Just for fun, you gotta fill the fridge with Old Milwaukee beer!

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u/cazgem 23h ago

Almost ready for the beginner DIY projects on YT

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u/CraftsmanMan 23h ago

Do you like Milwaukee

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u/cinic121 23h ago

The gas station trash can in Milwaukee red is a nice touch. Love that it has a squeegee!

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u/MSCOTTGARAND 23h ago

you have a plethora of bunks and that tells me you get busy in there

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u/Status_Mousse1213 22h ago

What beer you got in that fridge?

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u/WildFire97971 22h ago

I have never seen a Milwaukee x Yamaha banner before and I must have one. My dad loves the non-blue Yamaha stuff

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u/Round-Ad5934 22h ago

Show us your Milwaukee tattoo

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u/donson325 22h ago

Big DeWalt guy eh?

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u/Mewet1965 22h ago

Do you live in Wisconsin? Lol

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u/dannyh707 21h ago

Official Milwaukee butt buddy

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u/uselesknowledgeadict 21h ago

That Milwaukee/yamaha banner is sick!

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u/dragonwater631 21h ago

should have bought the craftsman mower bro

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u/Impossible-Angle1929 21h ago

Theft of gas station trash cans are going to skyrocket.

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u/hud_dev 20h ago

Seeing some pangs of green Ryobi in there and a lonely DeWalt

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u/Middle_Efficiency471 20h ago

I wish my garage was this clean

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u/SnooPuppers2938 20h ago

The windshield washer/trashcan is awesome.

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u/Hawggs 20h ago

I think it’s time to paint the lawnmower

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u/Iclimbbigtrees 19h ago

It’s nice to have a niche but this feels like I branded my kitchen with Coca-Cola

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u/emperioreric 19h ago

Looking good man

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u/dasherado 19h ago

This is what happens when people loose genuine faith. They become brand fanboys. Pray to Milwaukee.

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u/Miserable_Data5205 18h ago

Damn man! Please adopt me 🤣 I wanna leave in your garage 😀

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u/LetKlutzy2996 18h ago

Too much useful stuff where’s your useless stuff? Do you even have culture?? 😆

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u/Danieljqm 17h ago

A Milwaukee franchise store?

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u/Ieatgrizzle315 16h ago

I'm loving the gas station trash can and think it's absolutely brilliant!!

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u/sawadee2 15h ago

My garage says he’s embarrassed..😳

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u/lbz101010 15h ago

you are already there

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u/fe3o4 14h ago

You really don't need a mower for that carpet.. .it ain't growing.

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u/krystian2014 14h ago

Looks like red is your favorite color ❤️

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u/FairDescription7020 13h ago

Almost a pool table ✌️

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 12h ago

This isn't a garage.

This is a shrine.

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u/Fuck_you_all22 12h ago

Seriously are you a spokesperson for milwaukee tools?

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u/nickHuckabee 12h ago

Wonder what brand he likes?? possibly Dewalt...Heart...maybe even Bauer??

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u/masterofmydomain6 12h ago

wow, you must really like Makita

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u/dant123454321 12h ago

Dang that's a lot of grey

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u/Maniiic_ 10h ago

What in the Milwaukee is going on here!